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phsmloves · 11 months

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Taehoon: Go fuck yourself. Y/N: Fuck me yourself, coward.

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howtofight-incorrectquotes · 2 years

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Jiksae: WHAT’S YOUR TYPE

Taehoon: Anything, honestly, but shaggy hair short guys especially

Jiksae, desperately, as Hobin bleeds out: YOUR BLOOD TYPE

Taehoon: Oh! B positive.

Jiksae: DONT TRY TO CHEER ME UP JUST TELL ME YOUR BLOOD TYPE

Taehoon:

#how to fight #incorrect how to fight #incorrect quotes #incorrect viral hit #viral hit #yoo hobin #hobin #jiksae #taehoon #sung taehoon

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cupidspsycho · 2 months

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i cant believe that wymack tells the foxes to ignore his unpolished speech and then pulls out the hardest fucking line in modern literature

#fight because you don’t know how to die quietly #win because you don’t know how to lose #aftg #all for the game #andrew minyard #kevin day #neil josten #all for the gay #aftg incorrect quotes #aftg neil

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goldenamaranthe-blog · 24 days

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Crack That Whip: Chaggie & Hazbins

Slight Puppy Love reference.

Vaggie: (wearing a pair of black jogger sweatpants with the cuffs rolled up to her knees and a sports bra) Are you sure you want to do this, babe? You're not really much of a fighter. (Hastily) Which I love about you.

Charlie: (drooling and giving little puppy pants at the sight of Vaggie's abs, shoulders, and traps) I wanna lick you so bad right now...

Vaggie: (stretching and warming up) What was that, hun?

Charlie: This is the best way I can learn how!

Angel: (sitting on a bench with a bowl of popcorn) Nice save, Toots.

Husker: (hosting a betting pool) Place your bets. How long will the Princess last?

Cherri: (takes a handful of popcorn) Put twenty hellbucks on her lasting one minute.

Charlie: I know I'm not much of a fighter. Adam wiping the floor with me proved that. I want to at least be able to hold my own in the future if that ever happens again.

Inner Sin - Lust: (growling) And if we can get scissors between those molten caramel thighs, all the better~

Charlie: (mentally) Shut up, Lust! Now is not the time!

Vaggie: (completely oblivious to Charlie's inner steuggle) Alright, if you say so. Just.... tap twice if you yield.

Charlie: Wait. What?

Vaggie: (lunges forward, grabs Charlie's shirt, leans back while shoving her foot into Charlie's hip, flips them over, and pins Charlie down while cutting off the blood flow using her own shirt collar)

Charlie: (getting lightheaded/swimming as dark circles encroach on her vision and taps Vaggie's thigh twice)

Vaggie: (releases her hold and scrambles to her feet, holding her hand out to help) Oh. Shit! Charlie, are you okay?????

Charlie: I'm good! I'm gooooood. Hmmmm.... (grows tail and swipes at Vaggie's wrist)

Vaggie: (Catches the tail and uses it to roll Charlie over, pinning her down to the mat with her knee) Nice try, babe. Don't think I wouldn't have this thing in mind.

Tail: (thrashing and trying desperately to wrap around any part of Vaggie's body)

Vaggie: Oh, no. You behave. (straightens out the flailing limb and cracks it through the air like a whip)

CRACK!!!

Charlie: (immediately groans filthily as her eyes pop red and her horns burst from her head) Mommy!~

Angel & Cherri: (drop their handfuls of popcorn and blushes) Mommy!

Husker: (dollar bills slip through his fingers) Mommy....

Emily: (watching the whole thing from the crystal ball in heaven, spits out her tea with a deep blush) M-M-Mommy!

#hazbin hotel #hazbin hotel incorrect quotes #puppy love sequel #chaggie #charlie #charlie wants to learn how to fight #sins #lust #angel dust #cherri bomb #husker #vaggie #mommy indeed #tail whip #emily #crack that whip #helluva boss literally shows tails being wound up like corkscrews #i have a hard time believing this would hurt

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padawansuggest · 7 months

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Clone Chat ft Senator Amidala

Padme: Not you sliding into my husbands DMs like you something special???

Rex: I ain’t so much ‘in his DMs’ so much as I told him I’ll give him five credits for every senator he pushes out of their senatorial pod while Fox is fighting the chancellor.

Padme: I KNOW!!! He keeps trying to push me and Bail out of our pods while we watch!!

Rex: LMAO WHOOPS

#star wars #incorrect star wars quotes #clone wars #anakin skywalker #incorrect clone wars quotes #padme amidala #Anidala #bail organa #Padme and Bail fighting for their lives here 😭#and that’s how the clone wars ended kids #CloneChat #ani is having the time of his life #he gently set baby Soka in Padme’s pod before trying to body his own wife lmao #soka is the only safe bitch out here #Obi and Cody are helping Fox lmao #Padme really said this with both tiddies as if she and Ani wouldn’t worship the balls holding Rexs pee

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blue-rose-soul · 2 months

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Angel Dust: (teasing) I'm just saying! This guy's clearly down bad for Smiles. It's plain as day, and kinda sickening.

Alastor: Now hold on; I can deal with your crass remarks usually, but don't you think you're taking it a step too far? Honestly, not everything is as you imagine it in your depraved little mind-

Vox: No, he's right. I did have a thing for you.

[Loud static screech. All hotel residents now staring openly with varying degrees of interest.]

Vox: And after everything I fucking did for you, you still had the nerve to shoot me down after stringing me along, you ungrateful piece of shit!

Angel Dust, Charlie, Vaggie, Husk, Niffty, Frank, and Alastor: WHAT!?

Lucifer: Alastor, why are you surprised?

#incorrect quotes #source: Ouran High School Host Club #though I made Vox more of a jerk than the dude in the source material #Hazbin Hotel #Angel Dust #Alastor #Vox #Lucifer Morningstar #Charlie Morningstar #Vaggie #Husk (Hazbin Hotel)#Niffty #one sided StaticRadio #they're mostly just standing by and watching the drama #I don't know which thought is funnier to me:#Alastor knows exactly how Vox feels and uses it to troll him #or Alastor has zero clue and just thinks Vox is irrationally angry over a rejected business proposal #I mean he *is* irrationally angry #nice guy Vox vs aroace Alastor FIGHT

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h0bg0blin-meat · 2 months

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Arjun: *clenching his fists* Fight me!

Krishna, standing behind him, sudarshan chakra in hand: *mouthes* Do not.

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tongjaitongjai · 1 year

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CrypticGod!Merlin and Worshipper aka fanboy Mordred CRACK AU - Part 3

Part 1 | Part 2 | Part 3

Merlin learns that being a god in semi-mortal form is very difficult when having a strong follower like Mordred.

Mordred, like many who pray to their god as some kind of anchor, will often pray something along the lines of ‘Emrys, give me strength and courage’ or ‘Emrys, please be with me through this difficult time’ unconsciously.

Except, unlike the normies, his commitment and belief are EXTREMELY STRONG, so when he prays strong enough, HIS GOD ACTUALLY SHOWS UP:

Arthur, charging him during sparring: Come on, Mordred! You can do better than this!!

Mordred: (anxiously praying) Emrys helps me

Merlin, suddenly appears between Arthur and Mordred, with Arthur about to smash him with the sword: THE FUCK—

Obviously, he is banned from praying during sparring, but occasionally Merlin will still pop up out of nowhere when he is anxious, and the knights eventually have to get used to it:

Arthur: Today, the neighbouring kingdom’s knights will join us for the practice, and there will be some competitions. I hope all of you are ready to protect and uphold the honour of Camelot’s knights. Any defeat is unacc—-

Arthur:

Arthur: any defeat is understandable, for one must lose before learning true victory, so please don’t get too stressed, especially you, Mordred.

Mordred: How do you know I am stressed?

Gwaine, carrying Merlin, who pop up above his head the moment Arthur said ‘defeat’, on his neck : Yeah, I wonder how

As their relationship improves, the power of Mordred’s prayer gets stronger. Not only can Merlin feels his emotions and more in-depth thoughts through the prayer, it also affects Merlin’s power, in both endearing and also straight-up ridiculous ways.

Lancelot, whispers: You are very upset because of that Lord Asshole’s shitty comment toward the Druids, aren’t you.

Mordred, calm and composed: No, I am a knight of Camelot and a grown man, I will not be bothered by something so trivial. I am not upset at all.

Lancelot: You aren’t praying to Merlin now are you.

Mordred: How is that relevant?

Merlin: *BARGING INTO THE MEETING* *SHOOTING FIRE BEAMS FROM HIS EYE, DESTROYING THE PATH AS HE WALKS* *GRABBING LORD ASSHOLE BY A COLLAR THEN PROCEEDS TO GERMAN SUPLEX HIM ON THE TABLE*

Arthur, watching this happens for the third time this week:

Arthur: Mordred, we talked about this, you have to express your thoughts and feelings verbally, not by praying to Merlin

Merlin: Don’t force him Arthur! He will talk when he is ready!

Arthur: STOP SPOILING HIM YOU ARE JUST HAPPY YOU GET TO PUNCH NOBLES

Also, when he is extremely happy, he prays to Merlin as well, like ‘Thanks Emrys for all the good fortunes that happen to me today’

Elyan: Arthur complimented Mordred at training today didn’t he? Maybe saying something like ‘you are going to be one of Camelot finest knights soon’

Percival: How do you know??? you were not there today????

Elyan, watching Merlin’s skin glows, not even in an oh so beautiful ethereal way but like a radioactive sun way: It’s .. hard to miss…

The first time Mordred wins a tournament, Merlin radiates for three days straight. His voice also sounds godly with all the weirdly smooth echoes and harp melody complimenting his every word. Mordred is exhilarated. Arthur is going insane. Merlin finally officially bans Mordred from praying to him.

#cryptic god!merlin and no1worshipper!mordred au #i dont think mordred will stop praying tho #mordred wont stop praying until his emrys can fight the sun with barehands #merlin #bbc merlin #merlin crack #mordred #sir mordred #arthur pendragon #merlin bbc #merlin au #bbc mordred #incorrect merlin quotes #merlin shitpost #crack post #i just love it when things could have been good then the good escalate into chaos #i jsut had a martini and tipsy me was like yes Merlin crack au i don’t understand how my brain work ok?#my post

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fear-no-mort · 4 months

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can we talk about how we’ve gone full circle with these two pulling eachother literally kicking and screaming to spend time together

#maybe this is incorrect but as someone who is pretty much the same the way i see it is mortys life was peaceful before rick but it also lik #Actually Sucked. like. his parents were constantly fighting and he was getting bullied every day and he couldn’t focus in class he very-#obviously is nd but nobody is trying to help him in having SOME sort of future and understand stuff in school.. like..#the way i see it is rick pulled him OUT of that. his life was a lot scarier and darker for a while afterward but i feel like after a bit-#he definitely would rather rick did come into his life the way he did. because otherwise morty would just be this shy kid with no friends-#and dysfunctional home life and probably no future forever #and now we’ve gone full circle and he’s doing that for rick now. but that’s just how i see it #rick and morty #odiespeak

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tetrakarn · 13 days

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pulling myself briefly out of the depression pit to say i don't think it's fair to say ivan is outright violent towards till or shows his affection through violence bc in every piece of media that shows them fighting ( that i can find at least ) till always turns things physical first

not that ivan doesn't instigate by doing or saying things that might provoke him ( intentionally or otherwise ) but aside from touching till's injury in one of the r6 flashbacks he doesn't seem to be physically hurting him for attention. i think the fight scene in r6 is also the only time we've even seen him retaliate

#alien stage #i'm not saying this is like a moral failing on till's part #i don't think he's like bad or anything bc he lashes out #like we've seen what this kid's childhood was like #what his adult life is CURRENTLY still like #and i'm also not saying ivan is blameless in their fights #but people saying till doesn't like him bc he's violent and reminds him of his abuse is very........ it feels incorrect #i don't think painting ivan as an abuser especially as a child is right #ivan instigates bc he wants attention #and till gets mad bc lashing out at things bothering you is probably how he was treated #they're both going through it man can we cut the kids a little slack #that cafeteria flashback was fucking weird tho i can't defend you on that one ivan

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howtofight-incorrectquotes · 2 years

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*Hobin and Jiksae sitting in jail together*

Jiksae: So who should we call?

Hobin: I’d call Taehoon, but I feel safer in jail

#how to fight #incorrect how to fight #incorrect quotes #incorrect viral hit #viral hit #yoo hobin #hobin #jiksae #sung taehoon #taehoon

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girl-named-matty · 3 months

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Sebastian: Fight me! MC: *gets on one knee and pulls out a ring* MC: Fight me for the rest of our lives. Sebastian: ...

#hogwarts legacy #hl #sebastian sallow #hogwarts legacy mc #mc #hogwarts legacy incorrect quotes #fighting with someone and dont know how to solve it?#just get down on one knee and propose

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foap-enjoyer · 5 months

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MWII Rodolfo refusing to help during the tank fight: I was far too scared to hit him... MWIII Rodolfo, mauling Graves at first sight: BUT I WOULD HIT HIM IN A HEART BEAT NOWWW

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padawansuggest · 9 months

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CloneTok

Cody: everyone stitch this with the most messed up war crime your general has committed right in front of you I’ll start; there was this time with a tube sock and a bottle of bleach, story started on Tenoo-

Rex: Oh, nah your General has done WAY worse than that.

Cody: Yes but this one was so out of pocket and messed up on a personal level istg he concocted this one just to watch the world burn-

Wolffe: Um??? My general has never committed a warcrime around me????

Cody: *glares at him for daring to speak in his presence* Did anyone ask you?

Wolffe: technically you did.

Cody: technically you should have been eaten in the decanting tank-

Wolffe: YOURE JUST MAD IM BABEY AND YOURE GROUCHY!!

Cody: I LIKE BEING GROUCHY YOU LITTLE PIMPLE!

Rex: *steals the comm while they fight to the death in the background* Sorry about them, 17 says they’ve been threatening to end the other since before they could talk. He’s got baby videos of them beating each other up before they could walk, it’s so cute. Sometimes he watches them and cries when drunk.

Cody: *pulling hair*

Wolffe: *trying to bite through Cody’s gloves*

#star wars #incorrect star wars quotes #clone wars #incorrect clone wars quotes #obi wan kenobi #commander cody #commander wolffe #captain rex #they need to end each other #they were bored of each other five minutes after decanting they’re just tired af now #CloneTok #spacetok #no one’s asking but Obi’s most fucked up war crime was giving a guy the runs and tossing mustard gas in the bathroom while he’s already dyin #like sir how you gonna wreck someone’s bowels and then make them live through hell to get cleared out 😭#the guy was running a clone fighting ring tho so it was deserved #Cody fell in love then and there

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babysitterpng · 2 years

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