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remuslupininskirts · 2 days ago
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Remus: I have a new jumper.
Sirius: Wrong.
Sirius: We have a new jumper.
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daddiesdrarryy · 2 days ago
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Ron: Harry, you want some snacks?
Harry: Okay, can you bring me something fruity?
Ron: Fruity, okay, sure
*five minutes later*
Ron: Here’s your snacks, Harry
Harry: ...that’s Draco
Ron: Well, you said you want something fruity! Draco’s fruity!
Harry: ...
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fuckboyevan · 2 days ago
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James: what do people at the center of the earth speak
James: core-ean
Regulus: THE CENTER OF THE EARTH IS AROUND 5430 degrees Celsius… NOBODY IS GOING TO LIVE THERE SO THEY DONT NEED A LANGUAGE
James: core-ean
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chaoticregulusstan · a day ago
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Regulus: When your hook up makes you breakfast, 10 out of 10.
James: I am your husband.
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marauder-queen · 2 days ago
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Snape: *tapping quill*
McGonagall: *tapping quill*
Umbridge: Stop it.
Snape: Stop what?
Umbridge: You're talking about me in morse code, joke's on you because I know morse code. Ha!
McGonagall: Yeah, that's what we're doing. In our very limited time and busy schedule. We went out and took a class on a very outdated, very unnecessary form of communication so we can talk about you, in front you.
*Later*
Snape: That's exactly what we did.
McGonagall: Yep.
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slyther-bi · a day ago
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*At the police station*
Regulus: I’m here for my brother.
Desk sergeant: Who’s your brother?
Regulus: You must be new here.
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wands-n-roses · 2 days ago
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James shirtless, sweaty after quidditch: Hey Lils
Lily: O-oh hey James
*Later on*
Lily crying into Remus's shoulder: He was so hot
Remus: I know
Lily: I can't believe I fell for that idiot
Remus: I know
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remuslupininskirts · 2 days ago
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Sirius: If I say I love you, will you say it back?
Remus: Yes.
Sirius: I love you.
Remus: It back.
*Later*
James: Why is Sirius crying face-down on the floor?
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daddiesdrarryy · 2 days ago
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Harry: I can make you see stars, Malfoy!
Ron: Are you asking Malfoy out on a date, challenging him to a fight or inviting him for sex?
Harry: What?
Draco: What?
Ron: It’s the third one, isn’t it? I thought so
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chaoticregulusstan · 2 days ago
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Regulus having coffee-induced-anxiety: Well if it isn't the consequences of my own actions.
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james-potter-is-a-dilf · 15 days ago
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Store Worker: Would a Mr. Remus Lupin please come to the front desk?
Remus, arriving at the desk: Hello, is there a problem?
Store Worker: points to James and Sirius
Store Worker: I believe they belong to you?
James and Sirius, simultaneously: We got lost :(
Remus: I didn’t even bring you guys here with me-
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nymphadorathebubba · 13 days ago
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Y'all just imagine Remus and Regulus putting Sirius, James and Harry to bed
Remus: Goodnight kids!
James, Sirius and Harry: goodnight dad!!
Remus: goodnight,monster under the bed that eats bad children
Regulus, through a walkie talkie hidden under the bed & in a creepy voice: goodnight!
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