Wayne: *pokes a Wayne Larva*
Wayne Larva: mrrp
Wayne, every time: Wow.
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Rizz FAILIURE
Pongorma: This food is too hot… I cant eat it.
Dedusmuln: You’re very hot, and I still eat you.
Everyone at the table: silence
Somsnosa: YOU GUYS ARE DISGUSTING!
Wayne: One dinner… I just want ONE DINNER!
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have you ever tried out the desaturated mode of hylics? the mold mode. its somewhere in the graphics settings if i remember. havent seen it in a while but i know i didnt like it because it felt so....wrong? its like the smooth filter in tboi for me. incorrect visuals.
oh ive never even heard of this is it the first or second game
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aw eyeah hylics shitposting !! featuring the good good incorrect quotes: 1 and 2
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Scar: Do you advocate the overthrow of government by force or violence?
Shenzi: (*thinks it over*)
Shenzi: Violence.
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Kurotowa: Do you advocate the overthrow of government by force or violence?
Kushana: (*thinks it over*)
Kushana: Violence.
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Wheatley: Chell, I'm so sorry things turned out this way.
Wheatley: I also set this this place to self-destruct when I detach from the mainframe.
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another one with words from @incorrect-hylics-quotes ... hehe
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Pongorma: Are you mad?
Dedusmuln: No.
Pongorma: So sharpening knives in the middle of the night is just a hobby?
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Pongorma: You look like a corpse that was just pulled out of the river.
Dedusmuln, Partially Melted and Wet: Wrong. I look like a cool rock star who just OD'd in their own pool. Big difference.
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Wayne: It’s here somewhere...
Dedusmuln: Check your boot.
Somsnosa: Check under your seat cushion.
Decres: Check your other boot, too. Dedusmuln really meant both boots, but they don’t realize you wouldn’t necessarily understand that.
Wayne: Ugh, why isn’t Pongorma here to take this abuse?
Wayne: ...It was in my other boot.
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Dedusmuln: I detest sounding like one of those people who thinks they know it all, but unfortunately, I do.
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Pongorma: Why do I stick with you guys?
Dedusmuln: Because the alternative would be developing a conscience of your own.
Wayne: That, and he’s good for the heavy lifting.
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Somsnosa: You just...can be a little obsessive at times.
Dedusmuln: Haha, what? I have literally no idea why you would say that.
Dedusmuln: *obsesses over why someone would call them obsessive for the next three months*
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