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incorrectskzquotes · 1 year

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Chan about Minho: he has a very challenging personality.

Changbin: what he means is Minho is a complete ass but sometimes hes just a prick

#Chan #Minho #Changbin #Seo Changbin #Lee Minho #Bang Chan #Hyung line #Stray Kids #Skz #Incorrect stray kids quotes #incorrect stray kids #incorrect skz quotes #incorrect skz #incorrect kpop quotes #incorrect kpop #kpop

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doyouevenamericano · 3 months

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Skz Reaction Images P.T Hwang Hyunjin <3

#hwang hyunjin #skz hyunjin #skz maknae line #skz hyung line #skz reaction images #skz funny #skz incorrect texts #skz incorrect quotes #skz #stray kids #hyunjin

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incorrectenhypen · 6 months

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Heeseung : Isn't it weird that we pay money to see other people?

Jay: Plane tickets?

Jake: Concert tickets?

Sunghoon: Prostitution?

Heeseung , holding his broken frames: Glasses.

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cuddlebugfelix · 1 year

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changbin, ordering food : what kind of food does sora like again? was it salty or spicy?

bangchan : spicy food. make sure to get the kind that makes her tear up a bit. get some rice because she always takes 3 bites to protect her stomach. oh! and get that stomach protector powder thingy too

changbin : oh...and why is her favorite color green again?

bangchan : because it reminds her of her favorite childhood memory that happend when she was three. which is also her favorite number.

changbin : mhm...and whens my birthday?

bangchan : ...

changbin : ...when is my birthday, hyung?

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im-tops-bottom · 10 days

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Chan: "Hyunjinnie, who's your favorite?"

Changbin: "Me, right?"

Minho: "It's obviously me."

Hyunjin: "Guys, my favorite is the one who brings me snacks without asking questions."

Chan, Changbin, and Minho: *immediately rush off to get snacks*

Hyunjin: "Works every time."

Felix: *trying on different tiaras* "Hmm, which one do you think suits me best?"

Han: "All of them, my dear princess."

Seungmin: "Absolutely stunning, as always."

Jeongin: *holds up a toy sword* "And I shall protect your royal beauty!"

Felix: "Oh, my gallant knights, you never fail to make me smile."

#incorrect stray kids quotes #incorrect stray kids #Hyung line vs Maknae line

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spiltinksky · 7 months

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Seungcheol: We're like a big happy family! And I'm the Dad! Jeonghan is the Mom—

Jeonghan: How am I the Mom? What gender roles are we pushing here?

Wonwoo: I know you're going to say I'm the son, but I'm not! I'll be the Gay Emo Cousin!

Soonyoung: I'll be the son! The hotshot, who's only dream is to be a hero!

Junhui: I feel like I'd be a Fresh Out of Jail Uncle.

Jisoo: And I'm the Sassy Aunt. Who talks shit about everyone.

Jihoon, walking out: I am not partaking in this.

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myboyfriendjake · 1 year

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sunoo: if you took a shot for every time you made a bad decision, how drunk would you be? jake: tipsy jay: drunk heeseung: wasted sunghoon: dead

#enhypen #hyung line #incorrect enhypen #engenes #sunghoon #jake #heeseung #jay #sunoo #stan enhypen

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urmiibby · 2 years

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"That is childhood trauma right there."

- The entire Hyung Line watching the maknae line's teen years get wasted away on training to be an idol

#bangtan incorrect quotes #bts #bts incorrect quotes #bangtan #source: birds of prey #hyung line #maknae line

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ensydgenia · 2 years

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Jungwon: Sunoo hyung is making us write a card for Heeseung hyung for father's day and it is not going well.

Ni-ki: How about "Best of luck for the next forty years"?

Sunoo: He's forty, Ni-ki

Ni-ki: Yes, the average life expectancy is eighty

Jungwon: No you can't write that

Jungwon: "Thank you for being a good father"?

Ni-ki: Hmm we shouldn't lie

Sunoo: True

Ni-ki: "Your parenting has been within acceptable parameters"

Jungwon: Has it though?

Ni-ki: "Many happy returns for many years that I'm sure you will have"

Jungwon: That still sounds oddly threatening

Ni-ki: "I hope you have a happy day and... many subsequent years"

Sunoo: Stop making it sound like he's dying!

#incorrect enhypen #incorrect kpop quotes #enhypen #maknae line is making a father's day card for Heeseung hyung #sunoo #jungwon #ni-ki

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roo-bastmoon · 7 months

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Thoughts on 3D

So Jungkook's collab with Jack Harlow is out. It is catchy; it will go viral. I have purchased it; I will add it to my new releases playlists--same as I do for all our boys.

But while the dancing was cool and JK's parts are okay (I'm not thrilled that the word "girl" is used literally 20 times, but I get what the western music industry is), I was--I need to be honest here--really taken aback and unhappy with how misogynistic Jack Harlow's rap lyrics were. As far as I'm concerned, he's absolutely unnecessary, and I'll be supporting the alternate version with a lot more enthusiasm.

A deeper look at the lyrics and more of my thoughts are under the cut if you're interested (but by clicking, you're agreeing to keep it respectful in the comments or you'll get banned.)

All my ABG's get cute for me I had one girl (One girl), too boring Two girls (Two girls), that was cool for me Three girls, damn, dude's horny Four girls, okay now you whorin' (Hey, hey, hey) Hey, I'm loose I done put these shrooms to good use

Setting young women up in a line and talking about how sleeping with just one is too boring but sleeping with four is whorish? Yeah, miss me with it.

Then there's this:

You won't regret me (You won't regret me) Champagne confetti (Champagne confetti) I wanna see it In motion In 3D (Show it to me, girl, now, why?)

I was given to understand that "ABG" stands for "Asian Baby Girl" and refers to an Asian party girl who likes clubbing, wearing excessive makeup and tattoos, and revealing clothes, etc.

I also learned from Urban Dictionary—which can be an unreliable site with outdated or incorrect information—that "champagne" has referred to underage girls in the past and "confetti" or nowadays “champagne confetti” refers to orgasm, or sometimes when a group of men or women surround someone, masturbate, and then ejaculate on them.

Not even going to get into the shrooms thing. I'm not in a hyper conservative country with harsh punishments for those type of drugs so... I was a bit taken aback about a song about being fucked right, and now there's lyrics about what amounts to harem girls.

*sigh* Do you know how much I hope I'm reading into things incorrectly? Please correct me if I'm misunderstanding the innuendo, but this is what urban dictionary says. I'm 44 and live in a cave. Maybe I'm wrong.

But in any case, the vibe of Jack's parts in the video was not coming off respectful.

I don't care how many other rap songs objectify and insult women--I won't get behind any content that does. And don't even try to gaslight me or other ARMY into saying we should like this because it's comparatively worse in other rap songs. Don't try to suppress any discourse about it, either--let women discuss how they feel about how they are represented. Don't police women. Don't silence women.

BTS' rap music got so much better once they incorporated feminist feedback, so I'm used to a higher standard and I won't be lowering those standards for anyone. I have no hang ups about sex, but please miss. me. with. misogynistic. bullshit.

Then again, it seems some of the rap hyungs were on board with this.

So I guess industry pros have a different take on stuff like this!

*shrug*

Okay, we have established that I really don't like Jack Harlow's contributions to this song. Which means I'll support the alternative. Thank goodness they had the foresight to provide an alternative!

Now I can work for JK's charts in a way that doesn't aggravate my conscience. All good. Enough said on 3D.

Personally? I really hope JJK1 showcases JK's range of genres, but also has a range of topics besides pursuing girls or being cool.

I just can't vibe with a fuckboy persona; I never liked Justin Bieber or Justin Timberlake for that very reason, even if some of their songs sound fine. Now, if Jungkook really admires their style and wants to pursue it, I'm not going to rag on him for it. Of course not. It's his choice and I can respect people's choices without making the same choices myself.

I will always try to support our members as far as I can, even if not everything is my cup of tea.

But I can't help hoping for something personal and authentic and substantive, when it's just Jungkook coming to us without a collab. (And with Scooter at the helm for an all-English EP, I guess I'm not holding my breath. But maybe this is all part of the learning and growing process. Time will tell.)

Please know that I don't expect other people to suit me and my tastes, but neither will I enthusiastically support content with my time and money when they don't suit me at all or actually really turn me off, ya feel me? It's a real and respectful relationship I have with BTS and their music; not performative. I don't follow along quietly out of obligation, but rather a sincere joy to participate.

I love Jungkook deeply. He's a sweet and intelligent and kind-hearted young man. Amazingly talented and humble. Sincere, open to being vulnerable, protective of those whom he loves. He donates to kid's hospitals, for goodness sake. Jeon Jungkook is a good egg.

I guess I'm just sort of feeling a bit whelmed by the type of music that is in vogue these days. JK worked hard, he did well on his parts. I just am hoping his album showcases some of the emotional depth and meaningful thoughts I have seen from him in the past, if I'm being purely honest. *shrug*

Those are my less-than-two cents. Of course, you may have a vastly different perspective and I appreciate that. Just please keep it respectful of all members and each other in the comments here. It's been a long day and I desperately need some real rest now. I'm trusting I can post this and not come back to a warzone.

I've got a Friday Thirst post in the queue for you guys, and then I'll be taking a bit of a break from social media for a few days to work on work deadlines. Please keep voting for Jimin and of course stream and buy for Jungkook and other new releases.

Sending you all so much love!

~Roo

#jungkook #Spotify

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eightmakesonebraincell · 10 months

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[fic rec mlist] social media au | fake texts

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🩶 favourites

the coffee house diaries | @escapewriter 🩶

pairing: ot8 x reader (separate stories for each member)

genre: smau series, college au, coffee shop au, slice of life, fluff, humour, angst

length: 6/8 members [ongoing]

a world in which the students of kq university frequently visit a well known coffee shop; the coffee house diaries. you would think it‘s for the coffee, which it is but in reality, it’s to be able to find love and be put on the love of fame.

my bffs as cakes: a thread | @bluehwale 🩶

genre: fake twitter thread, humour, crack, fluff

you compare your best friends to cursed cakes in a twitter thread

rating my bffs on how'd they do as a valentine date: a thread | @bluehwale 🩶

genre: fake twitter thread, crack, fluff

the perilla leaf debate | @bluehwale 🩶

genre: fake twitter thread, crack

you accidentally cause chaos in your timeline by starting a discourse on perilla leaves and significant others and even marriage that your eight best friends are (questionably) so passionate about.

ateez as your situationship | @feltednettles

genre: fake texts, crack

ateez as unhinged texts - part i, part ii | @feltednettles

genre: fake texts, crack

ateez as random texts | @lvrsmg 🩶

genre: fake texts, crack

length: 6/? parts

ateez + incorrect quotes 3 | @fanbynature

genre: incorrect quotes, crack

dumb things ateez would probably say | @barsformars

genre: incorrect quotes, crack

ateez reaction to ateez memes | @feltednettles 🩶

genre: fake texts, crack

tiktok prank texts | @feltednettles

genre: fake texts, crack

pranking boyfriend ateez with “thank you for the flowers” texts

texting bf!ateez: leaving them on read | @trash-hours

genre: fake texts, fluff, crack

telling your ateez boyfriend you lost the necklace he bought you | @ronnierites

genre: fake texts, fluff, crack

ateez in their part time deliver driver era bc i'm bored | @milsatz

genre: fake texts, crack

bestfriend!ateez saving reader from a bad date | @imagine-a-life-like-this

genre: fake texts, fluff

bestfriend!reader asking ateez for a divorce | @imagine-a-life-like-this

genre: fake texts, crack

boyfriend!ateez react to getting a cat | @starrysvn

genre: fake texts, fluff, crack

ateez's reaction to finding out your bias is their group member | @tyunphoria

genre: fake texts, crack

ateez reaction to having a witch s/o | @feltednettles

genre: fake texts, crack, suggestive

ateez reaction to 'if i was a worm' question | @hongism

genre: fake texts, fluff, crack

they find out your boyfriend broke up with you: hyung line | @mangiverse

genre: fake texts, fluff, angst

they find out your boyfriend broke up with you: maknae line | @mangiverse

genre: fake texts, fluff, angst

phone tour - if seonghwa was your boyfriend | @snwusberry

genre: fake lockscreen, fake gallery, fake texts

phone tour - if yunho was your boyfriend | @snwusberry

genre: fake lockscreen, fake gallery, fake texts

random texts with bestie!mingi | @mangiverse

genre: fluff

upstairs neighbor wooyo | @mangiverse

genre: fake texts smau, neighbour!wooyoung, fluff

length: 3/3 parts [completed]

the barista keeps writing jongho's name wrong | @mangiverse

genre: fake texts smau, barista!reader, fluff

last updated: 11 july 2023

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stayteezdreams · 11 months

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Ateez Masterlist

*everything is gn!reader insert unless stated otherwise

If you notice any missing or incorrect links, please let me now~

OT8

Headcanons/Scenarios:

→ Ateez x Petnames (x reader)

→ First Dates - Hyung Line (x reader/fluff/cute) ↳ First Dates - Maknae Line (x reader/fluff/cute)

→ Ateez comforting s/o after messing up while being an MC (fluff/comfort)

→ 'Finding out BF!Ateez are Supernatural Creatures' (angst/comfort)

→ Spending Valentines Day Together - Hyung Line (cute/fluff) → Spending Valentines Day Together - Maknae Line (cute/fluff)

Fake Texts:

→ Contact Names - Hyung Line (crack/fun) ↳ Contact Names - Maknae Line (crack/fun)

→ Accidental Confessions - Hyung Line (fluff/cute) ↳ Accidental Confessions - Maknae Line (fluff/cute)

Fics/Oneshots:

→ Meet-Cute Series (masterlist/complete)

Hongjoong

Camera Rolls/Moodboards:

→ Camera Roll while dating Hongjoong

Fics/Oneshots:

→ 'Change of Plans: Part One' (meet-cute) ↳ 'Change of Plans: Part Two' (cute/romantic)

→ 'Haunted' (spooky/gen/bit of fluff)

Seonghwa

Headcanons:

→ Taking care of each other when sick (comfort/whump/cute)

Fics/Oneshots:

→ 'Lost In You: Part One' (meet-cute) ↳ 'Lost In You: Part Two' (cute/fluff)

→ 'Favor' (fake dating/fluff/romance)

Series:

→ 'And His Name Was Death' (Death!Seonghwa) *In Progress ↳ Part One ★ Part Two

Yunho

Fics/Oneshots:

→ 'Special To Me: Part One' (cute/comfort/meet cute) ↳ 'Special To Me: Part Two' (cute/fluff)

→ 'I'll Keep You Safe' (spooky/fun/fluff)

→ 'Mistletoe Mischief' (cute/fluff)

Yeosang

Fics/Oneshots:

→ 'Room With A View: Part One' (meet-cute) ↳ 'Room With A View: Part Two' (gen/cute)

→ 'Cozy' (fluff/comfort/Christmas)

San

Fics/Oneshots:

→ 'A Better Ending: Part One' (cute/romantic/meet cute) ↳ 'A Better Ending: Part Two' (fluff/romantic)

→ 'Stranded Together' (fluff/spooky)

→ 'Eggnog Confession' (fluff/little angst)

Mingi

Fics/Oneshots:

→ 'At First Sight: Part One' (fluff/meet-cute) ↳ 'At First Sight: Part Two' (cute/fun/fluff)

→ 'Until I Met You' (jealous!mingi; fluff/cute)

Wooyoung

Fics/Oneshots:

→ 'Hooked On You:Part One' (meet-cute/fluff) ↳ 'Hooked on You: Part Two' (fluff)

→ 'Hold Still' (fun/fluff)

Jongho

Fics/Oneshots

→ 'Apple of My Eye' (fluff/crack/drabble)

→ 'Boy Next Door: Part One' (meet-cute) ↳ 'Boy Next Door: Part Two' (fluff/cute)

→ 'Hotel For Ghosts' (fun/spooky/light crack & fluff)

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doyouevenamericano · 3 months

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Skz Reaction Images P.T Bang Chan (p.t 1)

#skz #skz bang chan #skz chris #skz channie #skz chan #chris bahng #stray kids #stray kids funny #skz funny #skz memes #skz hyung line #best leader #skz incorrect quotes #skz scenarios

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cuddlebugfelix · 1 year

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seungmin walking into a room : sorry i’m late! i was busy!

sora : HE PUSHED ME DOWN THE FUCKING STAIRS.

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im-tops-bottom · 10 days

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Hyunjin: "Guys, can we please talk about something other than who I belong to?"

Chan: "But you belong to all of us, Hyunjinnie!"

Changbin: "Yes, like a rare Pokémon card!"

Minho: "I caught him first, though."

Hyunjin: *facepalms* "That's cute but I'm not a Pokémon."

Felix: *twirling in a gown* "Oh, my dear knights, do fetch me some strawberries, won't you?"

Han: *bows dramatically* "As you command, my princess!"

Seungmin: *jumps up* "I'll bring the chocolate fountain!"

Jeongin: *puts on a fake mustache* "And I shall provide the royal entertainment!"

Felix: *laughs* "You're all too much, but I love it."

#incorrect stray kids quotes #incorrect stray kids #Hyung line vs Maknae line

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spiltinksky · 2 years

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*members are chilling together*

Seungcheol: So Athena burst out fully born from Zeus's skull, right?

Wonwoo: Where are you going with this…?

Seungcheol: So you could say Athena was a…

Soonyoung, simultaneously: A splitting headache.

Junhui, simultaneously: A head of her time.

Jisoo, simultaneously: A headcase?

Jihoon, simultaneously: A blood thot.

Seungcheol, a bit shocked: …I was gonna say brain child.

Wonwoo: I thought you were going to say mind-blowing.

Jeonghan: I thought mindfuck but okay.

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