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sol-insidious · 6 months

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Not to fully canonize the Sequel Trilogy in my DinLuke delusions, but if The Force Awakens was basically a modern remix of A New Hope, I’m imagining how funny it would be if the trend continued and we had a Bespin Landing-esque scene in The Last Jedi with Luke and *his* ex.

Luke, pausing from duct-taping the Falcon together: “Wait, is that Concordia?”

Rey & Finn: “…..yes?”

Luke: “I have a plan.”

Luke: “NO, I don’t have a landing permit, but could you please let me reach The Mand‘alor?”

Concordia: [Who is this???]

Luke: “Someone who was *this* close to being alo’riduur if I didn’t ship off his son in an X-wing.”

#star wars #the mandalorian #dinluke #star wars incorrect quotes #sw incorrect quotes #Din Djarin storming out onto the landing bay dressed in regal furs armor polished to a mirror-like shine darksaber clipped to his hip #Luke holding up a boombox: “I MADE SOME MISTAKES.”#Rey trying not to die laughing and Finn force-willing himself to melt into the floor #old men being idiots

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incorrectbuckandeddie · 1 month

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Okay I know we were all hoping thinking Buck Bothered and Bewildered is the Buck comes out as bisexual episode. But I’d like to propose it’s actually Eddie coming out as Bisexual. Because knowing Eddie is interested in men would certainly leave Buck a little bothered turned on.

#do I think this will actually happen? no. do I choose to live in delulu land? yes #evan buckley #buck #buddie #eddie diaz #not an incorrect quote #911 abc

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incorrect-hs-quotes · 3 months

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JADE: WOOF!

DAVE: what the dog doin

#submission #sorry if i sent twice my internet is shitty #//#homestuck #incorrect homestuck quotes #jade harley #dave strider #mod terezi #we got the furry loud and clear you are good to land

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incorrect-ikevamp-quotes · 11 months

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Dazai: If you water water, it grows.

Mozart: ...What.

Isaac: He's got a point.

#ikevamp #ikemen vampire #ikevamp incorrect quotes #ikevamp dazai #ikevamp mozart #ikevamp isaac #honestly i can easily imagine sometimes dazai says something that's technically right #and isaac hates having to agree but on principle he can't disagree #which leaves him in that painful no-man's-land of begrudging concurrence #isaac's literally the 'I GUESS' meme every day of his life #are you proud of yourself dazai #you gave a perfectly good scientist a hernia #source: incorrect quote generator

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honeyxmonkey · 9 months

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Jim: i just talked to Douxie and he said something about you having a really weird job in the in 1960s?

Carter: oh yeah

Jim: what did you do?

Carter: so you remember the moon landing?

Jim: that it happened? Yeah.

Carter: I helped build the Apollo 11

Jim: HOLY SHIT DUDE

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marvel-lous-guy · 1 year

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Peter: Isn't it amazing! Seven continents, eight billion people on the planet and a whole lifetime of choices and possible outcomes and in this particular string of decisions, in this particular moment... it had to be you stuck in the bathroom I walked into so I could pull this pole out of my thigh!

Tony: HOW ARE YOU STILL TALKING!? HOW ARE YOU BREATHING!? HOW ARE YOU COMING UP WITH THIS SHIT ON THE SPOT, WHILE YOU HAVE A POLE IN YOUR THIGH!?

Peter: It's a gift

Tony: WE ARE LEAVING! NOW!

Peter: I am gonna tell everyone you were stuck in a public bathroom, you know that right?

Tony: *sarcastic* What bathroom? You think I use a public bathroom? Me? You're delusional from the blood loss kid

Peter: No I'm not!

Tony: But no one will believe you

Peter: you sick son of a bitch

#this post was a rollercoaster ride #but I stand by it #Peter would do anything to distract Tony from the fact he has a pole in his thigh #amd would most definitely use Tony Stark getting stuck in a public toilet as leverage #what was Tony doing in a public toilet?#that is a story for another time #but it may end in him crash landing right outside it #and panicking that someone followed him #so he went in and the lock jammed #but he can't yell for help #because goddamnit Peter! Tony Stark does not use public toilets!#I will never recover from this if it gets out!#tony stark #peter parker #marvel #mcu #marvel cinematic universe #incorrect tony stark #incorrect tony stark quotes #incorrect peter parker quotes #incorrect peter parker #incorrect marvel #irondad #incorrect marvel quotes #textpost #funny #incorrect mcu quotes #incorrect mcu #marvel incorrect quotes #incorrect quotes

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incorrect-zombieland-saga-quotes · 4 days

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Ai: "I cant believe we're locked in this room together."

Junko, throwing the key out of the window: "Truly unfortunate."

#I know this blog has a large JunAi bias #and I'm trying to skew that here at the end #But you can't tell me this doesn't fit perfectly #zls #zombie land saga #zombieland saga #revenge #zlsr #incorrect quotes #ai mizuno #junko konno

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sundove88 · 6 months

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Sorbet Shark Needs Legs

The story of a shark Cookie who needs legs

By Devsisters

Based on This

Sorbet Shark: Black Pearl, I need legs!

Black Pearl: Ok, but no voice!

Sorbet Shark: Deal!

Black Pearl: It’s eight legs, riiiight?

Sorbet Shark: I forget?? I think eight!

Black Pearl: Eight?

Sorbet Shark: Yeah, eight.

Sorbet Shark: Black Pearl, this doesn’t seem- O0o0oOo0o0O!!!

Black Pearl: I’m sorry, what?

Sorbet Shark: O0o0oOo0o0Oo0O0oOo0!!!

Black Pearl: Oh, you can’t talk anymore?

Sorbet Shark: O0o0oOo0o0!!

Black Pearl: Well, we’re done here, so… LEAVE.

(Later)

Captain Caviar: *Playing his ocarina*

Sorbet Shark: (Crap, it has two legs! Crap, Crap, Crap, Crap, Crap, Crap, Crap! This dress will work!)

(Scutter, Scutter, Scutter)

Captain Caviar: What the dink is that noise?!

(Soon)

Captain Caviar: Wow, you look nice! Cool dress. I’m Captain Caviar Cookie. You sound like two horses. I like talking to you!

(Scutter, Scutter)

(Later)

Captain Caviar: However, Flareon is the only fully evolved fire type Pokémon who can’t learn SolarBeam. Yeah, I’m working on a medley of all 17 Pokémon theme songs! (Takes out his ocarina)

(FEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE)

Sorbet Shark: (I can’t not hug him!)

(SSSSSHHHHRRRRRIIIIIPPPPP!!!)

Sorbet Shark: O0o0oOo0o0O!!!

Captain Caviar: Whoa! Oh! Hey! (Toot Toot Toot) I need to go to Oyster’s for a second…! (Toot Toot Toot)

Captain Caviar: Oyster, this is weird! What do I do?!

Oyster: You like this kid, right?

Captain Caviar: Yeah, but Oyster…!

Oyster: They want your big Captain hugs.

Captain Caviar: Yeah, Oyster, but—!

Oyster: But what?!

Captain Caviar: Eight legs!!

Oyster: Seven Genitals. (Sips tea)

Captain Caviar: *Jaw drop* (WTF?!)

Captain Caviar: Ok, Than- (Starts to rush out of the room)

Oyster: Maybe more…

Captain Caviar: Ok, thanks, Oyster!

Oyster: Imagine…

Captain Caviar: Kid! Where’d you go?!

(He realizes what has gone on)

Captain Caviar: Oh no. They gave up and returned to the sea?! (Plays his ocarina)

Sorbet Shark: *Sigh*

Lobster: Sorbet Shark! I guess yeh never had a laig to stand on-

(SLAP!)

(The End)

#incorrect quotes #source: Neil cicierega #source: Ariel needs legs #cookie run #cookie run kingdom #crk #crob #cookie run Ovenbreak #sorbet shark cookie #black Pearl cookie #captain caviar cookie #oyster cookie #lobster cookie #funnily enough it’s canon that black Pearl have shark child their land legs!#so I just HAD to!!!#maybe more… imagine…

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atsushis-fangs · 6 months

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Past Scotland: you know, sometimes, it just feels nice to be wanted. North, gesturing hysterically towards his wanted posters: NOT BY THE LAW.

@winterwrites23 posting this while I should be working on my essay on welfare (something north aint ever gonna get)

#hetalia #Outlander AU #SoT #incorrect quotes #SoT incorrect quotes #hws northern ireland #hws scotland #also I researched more of the origins of SoT characters' names because I suddenly got invested #'Alistair' is the anglicized version of 'Alasdair' which is the Scottish version of the Greek name 'Alexandros'#which means 'protector of men' or 'defender' and I think that fits his character well lol #aaand 'Kirkland' is a mix of the Old Norse word 'kirkja' (church) and 'land' so the surname means 'land of the church'#so far I've done all the brothers and both north and scotland's 1743 aliases as well as the clansmen :)

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magnetarbeam · 18 days

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Voices of the Force: Incorrect Quotes 7

Vestara: To everyone who has treated me poorly; I am sexier than you.

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Jaina: Having two partners is both amazing and complicated. But all our problems are solved with communication.

Jag: It’s my turn to cuddle Jaina.

Zekk: FIVE MORE MINUTES DAMMIT!

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Ahsoka: Something tells me Ben's going to be a bit more unhinged today...

Ben holding a lit match and a bag of cheetos: Leave me be, dad isn't home to stop me, I'm going feral.

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Ben: Don't break someone's heart, they only have one.

Vestara: Break one of their bones instead, they have 206 of them.

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Ahsoka: I feel like Zekk is looking down on me.

Jaina: That’s because he's on the counter and you’re short.

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Ahsoka: When I met you I thought you were a real bitch.

Fala: What changed your mind?

Ahsoka: Oh, I still think you’re a bitch, I’ve just grown to like that about you.

[A couple years earlier]

Ahsoka: I think we should kiss.

Fala: And I think you should die but we don’t always get what we want.

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Ahsoka: My level of gay has reached “sighing deeply whenever anything extremely heterosexual happens near me”.

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Ahsoka: The Force has let me live another day and I'm going to make it everyone's problem.

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Jaina: What did you guys get in your yearbook?

Vestara: 'Prettiest Smile'

Ben: 'Nicest Personality'

Ahsoka: 'Most likely to start a bar fight'

Fala: 'Least likely to start a bar fight, but most likely to win one'

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Jaina: I like your new pants!

Jag: Thanks, they were 50% off!

Jaina: I’d like them better if they were 100% off. *winks*

Jag: The store can’t just give away clothes for free.

Jaina: Thats’s… not what I meant.

Jag: That’s a terrible way to run a business, Jaina.

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Jaina: You three, explain right now!

Ben: It was Ahsoka.

Vestara: It was Ahsoka.

Fala: It was Ahsoka.

Ahsoka:

Ahsoka: …fuck.

#star wars legends #voices of the force au #vestara khai #jaina solo #jagged fel #zekk #zekk solo fel #ben skywalker #fotj fala #fala syur #yes i landed on a last name for her #incorrect star wars quotes #ahsoka tano

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the-doom-of-mandos · 2 years

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Maedhros, answering his palantír: Hello?

Celegorm: It’s Celegorm

Maedhros: What did he do this time?

Celegorm: No, it’s me, Celegorm

Maedhros: What did you do this time?

#maedhros #celegorm #silmarillion #incorrect quotes #silm incorrect quotes #queue #celegorm: i blew up a really small tiny minuscule teeny weeny area of land

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cloversdreams · 7 days

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Max: So the other day I sent Rayne out to get us some eggs Max: And instead of getting eggs, he got us novelty cookie cutters Max: Now everything we eat is shaped like a rabbit Max: … Max: I love him so much

#mashle: magic and musles #mashle incorrect quotes #raynemax #max land #rayne ames #please this is so them lmaoooo #let rayne have allllllllllllllllll the rabbits. i mean it. ALL #mashle

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h0bg0blin-meat · 8 months

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