Person pointing to Eames: Is this guy bothering you?
Arthur: Yeah but he's my husband so I kinda signed up for it
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Arthur: It was good you decided to come with me
Eames:
Eames: I didn’t decide anything. You said you’d kill me if I didn’t come.
Arthur: Well, you decided it would be better to come with me than die. That was nice.
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arthur: eames has a good heart
ariadne: yeah, i've noticed you staring at his "good heart"
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Eames: I always knew you wanted a piece of me. You can barely look away from my lips
Arthur: Bitch I’m lip reading that explosion deafened me
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Scott: Hey, do you have an extra neck pillow for the flight? Kira's using mine.
Stiles: I never sleep on planes. I don't want to get incepted.
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*Hermione and Ron are in Paris.*
Ron: I'm...moved. I...I don't know what it is I'm feeling right now. I feel...destiny?
Hermione: But...
Ron: I don't know what it is. I feel like... I just never thought I'd see it with my own two eyes. And here it is. It's just there. It's right in front of me, and...
Hermione: This is what you wanted to see? The bridge from Inception?
Ron: Yeah.
Hermione: But the Eiffel Tower is behind us, love.
Ron: Yeah, but this is the bridge FROM INCEPTION. This was in a muggle film! It’s THE BRIDGE!
Hermione: Okay, alright.
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[texted after they’ve begun cat sitting for Yusuf]
Arthur: why did you leave wrestle mania on for the cats
Eames: They need to learn to protect us
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Inception by ATEEZ is about taking too much melatonin and hallucinating about the hat man.
This is common ATEEZ lore
Look at this hat man
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Matthew: i want to make out with somebody.
James:.... Give me 20 pounds and i'll consider it.
Matthew: you really think im that desperate?
James: yes.
Matthew: Your right, i am, heres 100 pounds. Give me 5 make out sessions.
James: 3
Matthew: 3 and a hickey
James: done
Matthew: done
Thomas:...WTF????
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Incorrect Inception Quotes: #1 #2 #3 #4 #5 #6 #7 #8 #9 #10
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*somewhere in paris*
arthur : there are plent good thieves
cobb : but we need the thief who stole your heart
arthur : oh okay
cobb : what
arthur : what
*somewhere in mombasa*
eames : you’re still working with that stick in the mud?
cobb : well, he’s good at sucking you off right?
eames : yeah
cobb : what
eames : what
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Eames: Name a more iconic duo than my fear of abandonment and instinct to self-isolate, I'll wait.
Arthur: You and I.
Eames, voice cracking: Alright
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Helen: That price on my head... Was it dead, or alive?
Nikola: Don't remember. Let's see if they start shooting.
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