#incorrect infernal devices

[incorrectlasthours]

Will, giving advice to James and Lucie: Marry someone who looks sexy while disappointed.

Tessa: *gives Will a disappointed look*

Will: See?

#incorrect last hours #the last hours #tlh #incorrect infernal devices #the infernal devices #tid #will herondale #tessa gray #Tessa herondale #wessa #james herondale #lucie herondale #chain of thorns #original: modern family

[witchcraftandgeekness]

Y/n: They are not hideous.

Kol, blinking at them: What?

Y/n: Damon and Stefan. They're really quite good-looking, not hideous at all.

Kol: I spoke of the pitch-black inner depths of their souls.

Y/n, snorting: And what color do you suppose the inner depths of your soul are, Kol Mikaelson?

Kol: Mauve.

#source: the infernal devices #kol mikaelson #the originals #tvdu #tvd #the originals incorrect quotes #kol mikaelson x reader #kol mikaelson x y/n

[slashingdisneypasta]

Incorrect Quote

Y/N: You don't think I can fight because of my gender!

Jason, signing: No, I don't think you can because you're in a wedding dress.

Jason: For the record I don't think Freddy could fight in that dress either.

Freddy: Maybe not, but I'd make a radiant bride.

#who are you marrying by the way?? #Jason Voorhees #Jason Voorhees x Reader #Freddy Krueger #Freddy Krueger x Reader #Incorrect Quote #Incorrect Quotes #IQs #Slashers #Source: The Infernal Devices

[unicornswithbowties]

tessa: and if jem told you to jump off a cliff would you do it?

will: [looks at jem]

jem: [shakes his head]

will: no, i would not

#incorrect shadowhunters quotes #tessa gray #will herondale #jem carstairs #the infernal devices #the mortal instruments #shadowhunters #the shadowhunter chronicles

[caterpillarinacave]

Tessa: Alright, so I'm in love with Will.

Sophie:

Tessa: Thoughts?

Sophie: And prayers.

#clockwork angel #tsc #incorrect tsc quotes #tid #will herondale #Sophie collins #Sophie lightwood #Tessa gray #the infernal devices

[the-mortal-incorrects]

Magnus is cooking Catarina: Any chance that’s for me? Magnus: It’s for Tessa. I’m planning on making some bad choices tonight, and I need her on my side. Ragnor: I never realised the forethought that went into being a disappointment.

#incorrect shadowhunters quotes #catarina loss #magnus bane #ragnor fell #tessa gray #the bane chronicles #warlock trio #the infernal devices

[witchcraftandgeeknes]

Kol, in a doorway: Ah, having your annual 'everyone thinks Kol is a lunatic' meeting, are you?

Elijah: It's biannual. And no, this is not that meeting.

#source: the infernal devices #kol mikaelson #elijah mikaelson #the originals #the originals incorrect quotes #tvdu

[caylenqueen]

Will: Tessa and I are no longer dating.

Tessa: Will, that’s a horrible way of telling people we’re married.

#tsc #the shadowhunter chronicles #tid #the infernal devices #tessa gray #tessa herondale #tessa carstairs #william herondale #will herondale #incorrect quotes #tid incorrect quotes #incorrect tid quotes

[incorrect-bhaalspawn-quotes]

Karlach: He’s hideous!

Tav: He’s not actually.

Karlach: What? Who?

Tav: Lord Enver Gortash. He’s actually quite attractive.

Karlach: I was referring to the pitch black inner depths of his soul.

Tav: And what color is your soul, Karlach?

Karlach: …Mauve.

#source: the infernal devices #baldur's gate #incorrect bhaalspawn quotes #bg3 #baldur’s gate 3 #bg3 tav #bg3 karlach #karlach cliffgate #enver gortash #lord enver gortash

[kaitcreates]

Gabriel: Idiot.

Will: That fact is well established and adds nothing to the conversation.

#shadowhunters #the shadowhunter chronicles #tsc #tid #the infernal devices #will herondale #gabriel lightwood #shadowhunters incorrect quotes #incorrect shadowhunters quotes #incorrect the infernal devices quotes

[incorrect-legendborn-quotes]

William: As it is everyone thinks Sel’s a lunatic-

Sel: Ah, having your annual everyone-thinks-Sel-is-a-lunatic meeting?

William: It’s biannual. And no, this is not that meeting.

#legendborn #incorrect legendborn quotes #the legendborn cycle #william sitterson #selwyn kane #source: the shadowhunter chronicles #source: the infernal devices

[secretly-a-catamount]

Alec: It’s the gift that keeps giving!  Will: It’s the flower that keeps blooming!  Jem: It’s the boat that keeps sailing!  Annabel: It’s the serial killer that keeps stabbing!

#alec lightwood #jem carstairs #will herondale #annabel blackthorn #incorrect quotes #memes #good ol’ fashioned homegrown memes #source: unknown #the shadowhuter chronicles #the mortal instruments #the infernal devices #the dark artifices #this was spawned out of my completely self-indulgent AU where Annabel (and Malcom) aren’t evil #Mostly because the idea of #malec #herongraystairs #and #malcabel #being friends is so funny to me #idk if this is anything #but if people like it #I might make more

[culiehua]

Tessa: I just caught my toddler baptizing her barbie in the cat's waterbowl. Then, naturally, like one does, sucked all of the water out of the barbie's hair and did a nice refreshed "ahh!" afterwards.

#tessa gray #the infernal devices #the shadowhunter chronicles #jem carstairs #mina carstairs #incorrect shadowhunters quotes #the mortal instruments #will herondale #kit herondale #brother zachariah #the last hours #the dark artifices #jem x tessa #the wicked powers #ke jian ming #cassandra clare #lucie herondale #james herondale #you know how magnus says alec keeps surprising him #this but it's tessa's 4 kids always finding new ways to drive her insane

[herondaleminds]

Jace: *did something stupid*

Tessa: Jem, could you help me?

Jem: your offspring, your problem

Tessa: we're married, James. So Jace is your problem too

#jace herondale #tessa gray #tessa herondale #tessa carstairs #herondale family #herongraystairs #jessa #jem x tessa #tessa x jem #the shadowhunter chronicles #tsc #tsc incorrect quotes #tsc memes #cassandra clare #the infernal devices #the mortal instruments

[caterpillarinacave]

Will: Alright, I’m not mad, I just want to know why you have a fake I.D.

Lucie: *mumbles* Will: What was that?

Lucie: …You have to be 18 to hold the puppies at PetCo.

Will: That’s what I thought.

#This works for uh. Several kids. So many of the kids. #Will herondale #Lucie herondale #tlh #tsc #tid #the infernal devices #the last hours #incorrect TSC quotes #incorrect tlh quotes

[jemsbitch]

Friendly fucking reminder that Jem loved Tessa so much all the silent brothers in the world are in love with her too.

#and the two names always on their minds #hundred percent canon that the silent brothers had never felt joy like they did when Jem finally leaves #bet they still lowkye care about Jem and Tessa because a century of just thinking about them?! how can the silent brothers not care for them #jem carstairs #brother zachariah #james carstairs #ke jian ming #shadowhunters #the shadowhunters chronicles #tsc incorrect quotes #tsc #incorrect tsc quotes #the infernal devices #incorrect tid quotes #tid #will herondale #tessa gray #ghosts of the shadow market #gotsm #william herondale #jem x tessa #tessa x jem #herongraystairs #heronstairs #tessa x will #jem x will #will x jem #will x tessa #tessa carstairs #tessa herongraystairs