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[incorrectinsidejob]

Reagan: BEHOLD, the field in which I grow my fucks! Lay thine eyes upon it, and thou shalt see that it is barren!

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[fanjiansaa]

Brett: So… I’ve seen you’ve been spending a lot of time with Ron recently.

Reagan: No, Brett, it's not what it looks like, I swear.

Brett: Oh really? So no reason for me to be jealous?

Reagan: No! You’re the only one for me.

Brett: Is that so?

Reagan: I promise! Ron and I are just dating, okay? He’s my boyfriend.

Brett: So there are no best-friends-feelings involved?

Reagan: You are still my one and only best friend! He’s just the love of my life, nothing more!

Brett: But I’m still the platonic love of your life, right?

Reagan: Of course bro!

Brett: Bro...

Ron: What the-

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[sleeplessdreamer14]

Reagan: Okay, that’s it, we gotta call Y/N. Brett, give me their number.

Brett: I don’t have it.

Reagan: Oh, I thought you had it. Okay, well do you know where they live?

Brett: All I know about Y/N is that they come and go as they please, they answer to no one, and they are truly free.

Reagan: Okay calm down. They’re a free spirit, we get it.

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[insidethejob]

Y/n: You often use humor to deflect trauma Brett: Thank you Y/n: I didn't say that was a good thing Brett: What I'm hearing is, you think I'm funny Y/n: Oh, Brett..... I don't think you're funny... Not in the slightest

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[inside-job-incorrect-quotes]

Andre: Please…. Talk to me. Gigi: … Andre: please, my beautiful princess with a disorder

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[galaxysentry]

*The squad is over at Brett's house*

Andre: Ohhhh, we each get our own oven?

Brett: ... N-No...

Brett, laughing: How many ovens do you think I have???

Andre, motioning to their kitchen: Three, I thought!

Glenn: I see a-

Brett, motioning to one device: This is a microwave.

Andre: Oh, well I-

Brett: Hey wait wait, actually- hang on- *fiddles with the buttons on the microwave*

Brett, amazed: Its got a bake setting!

Gigi: Ohoho, you learn something new every day!

Myc: Do we- Do we roshambo for who gets to pick first?

Brett: Now I've just discovered I have more ovens than I thought, we don't have to roshambo nothin!

Brett: I am someone who owns four ovens...

Brett, louder and way too happy: I am someone... who owns FOUR OVENS...

Brett: I didn't know I was so rich with ovens...

Reagan, pointing to another appliance: Also the toaster oven!

Brett:

Andre: Ohhh, toasty boy! Four- Five ovens!

Brett:

Brett, fucking ECSTATIC: I AM SOMEONE WHO OWNS FIVE OVENS

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[mu-esli]

Andre: You wanna join the Illuminati? We're Cognito Inc! They're our rivals! Fuck them!

Gigi: Yeah, I know. You've been screaming "fuck the Illuminati" since you joined this company

Reagan: And only now I realize that I've been misinterpreting it all this time...

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[burntgrilledcheesesandwich]

Brett, holding a toy lightsaber: I’m Darth Vader! Reagan: I’m done with everyone’s bullshit.

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[inc-cognito]

Rand: I can't- it's against my moral compass. Reagan: Your moral compass is a fucking roulette wheel.

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[dunkulkhan]

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Reagan: Last week, Brett tried to flush a live lobster down the toilet "because it worked for Nemo".

—-

Reagan: *texting* Hey can you pick me up I’m drunk. 
Reagan: Oh you don't have to anymore. I'm home now. 
Brett: Yes, I'm aware of that after dropping you off at home.

——

Brett: My life is a mess. 
Reagan: Brett relax, go get a beer. 
Brett: I don’t want a beer. 
Reagan: Who said it was for you?

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Ron: Hey, Reagan. What kind of flowers do you prefer? 
Reagan: I like sunflowers. 
Ron, pulling out a bouquet of Venus Flytraps: Well, shit-

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Myc: Hey, you want a tarot reading? 
Andre: Those are Pokemon cards. 
Myc: You got a magikarp. 
Andre: ... 
Myc: It means 'fuck you'.

—-

Brett: I am a responsible adult! 
Reagan: *raises brow* 
Brett: I am an adult.

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[weirdkev27]

Brent: Reagan, if I don’t make it, tell my best friend I love her!

Reagan: I thought I was your best friend?

Brent: You are!

Reagan: So you want me to tell myself you love me? That seems like an overly complicated way of saying that.

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[incorrectinsidejob]

Reagen: Listen, I can explain...

Gigi: You’re making $500,000 and you’re only gonna pay me $30,000?

Andre: You’re getting 30 grand? I’m getting $1,000!

Brett: You guys are getting paid?

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[beebeewoop]

Andre: *pouring syrup*

Myc: Blows up pancakes with MIND

Andre: MA FUCKIN PANCAKES-

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[aziraphalesbookkeeper]

Brett: Are you sure we’re allowed to do this?

Reagan: Don’t worry, I have a permit.

Brett: This just says “I can do what I want.”

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[ktkat99]

Tim- I've always wanted to be a spy! As a kid, I even had my own secret identity: whenever we were in public, my parents would tell people I was someone else's kid.

Jason-...

Bruce-...

Damian-...

Steph-...

Dick- Tim's repressed childhood trauma aside, let's continue with the meeting...

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[inside-job-incorrect-quotes]

Andre: The one the left, what- which left- okay. Reagen: WHICH LEFT?! Myc: WHICH LEFT.

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