#incorrect inspector gadget quotes

[indigoideas]

Dr. Claw: Talon, engage the enemy! Talon: on it! Talon: *drops to one knee* Penny, will you- Dr. Claw: what are you doing Talon: Engaging the enemy! It's step 23 of my 997-step plan to kill her, beginning with flirting during battles and ending with me dying at 83 and her being so heartbroken she dies soon after! Dr. Claw: Talon I don't understand. Who is this girl Talon: she's Penny??? the enemy??? Dr. Claw: I don't care. Go fight Gadget! Penny: *pushes Claw's latest invention off a building* Dr. Claw: CURSE YOU, GADGET!!!

#the reappearance of my one (1) joke #indigo posts #not writing #incorrect quotes #inspector gadget #talon claw

[therealloopylupin2099]

go go gadget AIR DISASTER!

THATS NOT A FUCKING GADGET!- Bing Bong

#inspector gadget #funny #incorrect quotes #how do i tag this #dark humor

[hannah-the-red-head]

Hannah: Hey, is there someone named Giacomo here?! I’m supposed to fight you!

Giacomo: That’d be me!

Hannah: INSPECTOR GADGET!?!

#pokemon #incorrect quotes #pokemon scarlet and violet #giacomo looks like a teenage inspector gadget #bruh #pokemon funny #deada$$ just started laughing

[drarreckyninja]

drarreckyninja’s top 50 ships of Nov 2022 [28. Skiju]; [27. Hilson]; [26. Clawdget]; [25. Clex]; [24. Caryl]; [23. Macdoc]

Skipper x Julien [The Penguins of Madagascar]

Greg House x James Wilson [House, M.D.]

Dr. Claw x Inspector Gadget [Inspector Gadget]

Clark Kent x Lex Luthor [Smallville]

Carol Peletier x Daryl Dixon [The Walking Dead]

Angus MacGyver x Murdoc [MacGyver (2016)]

EAD: According to a tweet by Bob Schooley, Skipper is 35. If one is to believe the AHKJ wiki and add years to the POM series, Julien would be 37. There's a 2-year age difference.

It’s been mentioned several times that there is a 9-year age gap between them.

Officially, Claw is ten years older, but Gadget is half-cyborg, so he stopped aging quite a while ago. Technically speaking, John is only a year younger than Sanford.

Clark is a year older than his friends but started school at the same time as them (due to landing on earth as a toddler in October). Since the series begins with them starting high school, Clark is most likely 15. Lex is shown being 9 when the meteors hit, so he's 21 when the series begins (2001). That makes a 6-year difference.

TWD has been going for 11 years (and close to 14 years in-universe), so in season one Carol is likely to have been about 45 years old. At the same time, Daryl is implied to be 41. There's a 4-year difference.

Helman took an 18y Dennis under his wing in 1995, whereas Mac’s file shows that he’s born in 1990. 18-5= 13. Dennis was 13 when Mac was born, so 13 years between them.

Incorrect Quotes:

Skipper: Isn’t a bit dangerous?

Julien: Skipper, please. We’ve in a lot of unexpected predicaments before and we always escape unhurt.

Skipper: ...

Julien: Okay, we sometimes escape unhurt.

Skipper: ...

Julien: Alright, we escaped unhurt once... Then we hurt ourselves in the way home.

Wilson, confused and exasperated: House, how do you plan on telling a bear to go vegan?

House: Buy him a drink first.

Claw: We’ll find another route, it’s not safe for amateur adventurers.

Gadget: That sounds like a challenge.

Claw: I have to stress, that is not a challenge.

Gadget: ...Is exactly what you say to dissuade the weak of heart from accepting the challenge. Well, challenge accepted!

Claw: There is no challenge!

Clark: *in a jail cell* What about my Miranda rights!? You’re supposed to say I have ‘the right to remain silent’”! NOBODY SAID I HAD THE RIGHT TO REMAIN SILENT!

Lex: *in the cell next to them* You have the right to remain silent, what you lack is the capacity.

Carol: So I have made the decision to trust you.

Daryl: A horrible decision, really.

Murdoc: I'm tired.

Mac: You slept for three hours last night! Why are you surprised?!

Murdoc: I'm not surprised. I just wanted to complain about it.

Subship(s): Koju [Kowalski x Julien]; Riju [Rico x Julien]; Thamber [Thirteen x Amber]; Pois [Pete x Lois]; Richonne [Rick x Michonne]; Michandrea [Michonne x Andrea]; Aaric [Aaron x Eric]; Gleggie [Glenn x Maggie]; Carphia [Carl x Sophia]; Rositara [Rosita x Tara]

Notes: Julien is usually written as a trans male due to Madagascar having a Queen, not a King. House and Wilson have had something stronger than a friendship since House bailed Wilson out of jail for literally no reason aside from curiosity. Claw and Gadget have an interesting relationship as far as enemies go. Clark and Lex literally met after a near-death experience and the kiss of life, so... Carol and Daryl have been through so much together. Murdoc is very obsessed with Mac.

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[paddington-posting]

Millicent: Drop this idiot in the junkyard.

Millicent: No no no, not that idiot, this one.

Grant: I wish you'd be specific, we got an awful lot of idiots around here.

#incorrect paddington quotes #source: inspector gadget

[siwarts]

Talon: I would walk trough fire for you, Penny

Talon: Well, maybe not fire, but like, a really humid room.

Talon: But not too humid, because my hair.

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[calling-all-gladers]

Talon/Talenny Incorrect Quotes (sorry there's a lot)

Talon: If I'm really as evil as you say I am, then have the gods strike me down where I stand. *Lightning strikes *

Talon: Ha! Nice try, jackass! Next time, give it your A-game!

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Talon: Okay okay, stop asking me if I'm straight, gay , bi, whatever. I identify as a FUCKING THREAT.

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Talon: Some of you may die, but that's a sacrifice I'm willing to make.

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Talon: You’ll have a hard time believing this because it never happens, but I made a mistake.

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Talon: I was born for politics. I have great hair and I love lying.

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Talon: I’d like to offer you moral support, but I have questionable morals.

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Talon: I’ve come to a point in my life where I need a stronger word than fuck

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Talon: I am not out of control! I'm a law abiding citizen! Penny: Really? Name one law Talon: Don't kill people? Penny: That's on me. I set the bar too low.

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Talon: Must be hard not being able to laugh Penny: I do have a sense of humor you know Talon: I’ve never heard you laugh before Penny: I’ve never heard you say anything funny

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Talon: Bad things keep happening to me, like I have bad luck or something. Penny: Talon, you don't have bad luck. The reason bad things happen to you is because you're a dumbass.

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Talon: *Walking in to a room* Sorry I’m late... I was... doing things. *Sounds of running footsteps progressively getting louder* Penny: *Out of breath* HE PUSHED ME DOWN THE FUCKIN’ STAIRS.

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Penny: It’s dark in here Talon: Don’t worry dude I got this Talon: *Stomps his feet* Talon: *Skechers light up*

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Penny: What is your biggest weakness? Talon: I can be uncooperative. Penny: Okay, can you give me an example? Talon: No.

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Talon: I'm incredibly fast at math. Penny: Alright, what's 30x17? Talon: 47 Penny: That's not even close. Talon: But it was fast.

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Penny: I know you’re deflecting by making jokes about how hot you are. Talon: It’s not a joke. Talon: *sniffles* Talon: I’m a legit snack.

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Talon: Don’t worry, I have a few knives up my sleeve. Penny: I think you mean cards. Talon, pulling knives out of his sleeves: No, I do not.

#talon #talenny #inspector gadget #incorrect quotes #funny #TALON THOUGH

[smoochesforghost]

comfy

#blendini art #hats off to those who get the reference #gadget the wolf #gadget #dodod o do d o inspector gadget.. #infinite the jackal #infinite #zero the jackal #zero #incorrect quotes #ah i gotta work on part 2 of infinite suffering dont i dskjdkjs - i said that if it picked up on notes id add more to it skdjadsk #how should the next bit go.. #i forget what gadget looks like sdksjdksd i know he has glasses and the earpiece.. and that hes a wolf sdkajdk #rambles

[inncorrectinnquotes]

"I've only got two speeds: "Fast" and "WOW! What Was That?""

Hawk

#the wandering inn #incorrect quote #hawk #beastkin #source: inspector gadget

[incorrectagsquotes]

This is either going to be fatal, or totally awesome.

Alex Sawyer, every goddamn time.

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[drarreckyninja]

Gadget: Claw! come to the store with me! Claw: why? Gadget: so we can get food! Claw: why? Gadget: so we can eat! Claw: why? Gadget: so we can stay alive! Claw: why? Gadget: Gadget: good point.

#inspector gadget #incorrect quotes #john brown #sanford scolex #gadget x claw #clawdget #clawget

[drarreckyninja]

Claw: Bro, I had a dream we fucked.

Gadget: Bro, relax it was just a dream.

Claw: Huh, gay, I wouldn’t fuck you.

Gadget: You wouldn’t?

Claw: I mean, unless you want to-

#source: vine #incorrect quotes #dr claw #inspector gadget #clawget #gadget

[siwarts]

I saw this conversasion on Pinterest and thought of them.

Penny: So, what do you want to be for Halloween?

Talon: Yours ;)

Penny: Yea that would be pretty scary hahahah

Talon: :(

#talon and penny #talon claw #penny x talon #talon x penny #penny gadget #inspector gadget 2015 #incorrect quotes #halloween #talenny