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#incorrect inuyasha quotes
ap-kinda-lit · 8 months
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Kagome: I’m so happy I could just kiss you right now!
Inuyasha: …whatever.
*later*
Inuyasha, face down on the floor: Why did I say that?? What the hell is wrong with me!?
Miroku, reading scroll: Calm down, Inuyasha. It’s not the end of the world. I mean, it could have gone worse. Remember the first time Sango told me she loved me?
Inuyasha: Yeah, you thanked her.
Miroku: *puts scroll down, leans back head and closes eyes*
Miroku: I thanked her…
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Inuyasha looking at the well: do you- do you think she'll be back?
Miroku: yes Inuyasha ...
Sango: it's really cute that you miss kagome
Inuyasha: Hey! I don't miss anyone! -
* Kagome arrives *
Inuyasha: you came! * hugs her and fits her chin on her neck *
Inuyasha: I didn't miss you.
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darlinglum · 2 years
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Kagome: We all have our demons.
Kagome, grabbing InuYasha: This one’s mine.
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jampc · 10 months
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Inuyasha: you smell good... like home.
Kagome: well... you smell like dog.
Inuyasha: *looks up at her*
Inuyasha: well you smell like human
Kagome: ...
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dyingroses · 2 years
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Sesshomaru: All of Rin's snacks are organic
Inuyasha: That's cool, Shippo eats candy off the floor sometimes
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ka-go-me · 2 years
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I just wanted to say that I spent all morning going through your incorrect Inuyasha quotes and laughed so hard coffee came out my nose. So, thank you. I needed a good laugh today.
I also have an incorrect quote if you’re interested. Lol.
outoftomorrow:      Glad I could make you laugh with those~! :) That was their main point. lol.       And sure-you can pop me your idea. If I like it-I’ll post it and pop you credit.  ♡
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yu-huuuu · 1 year
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Sesshomaru: My future partner must be brave, strong, intelligent, successful and organized.
Y/N: *steps on a caterpillar and proceeds to drop to their knees and sob while apologizing profusely*
Sesshomaru: That one. I want that one.
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creative-hanyou-girl · 5 months
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Kagome: InuYasha.
InuYasha: Hm?
Kagome: I don't like that you don't have a last name.
InuYasha: Excuse me?
Kagome: You have no last name. It sucks!
InuYasha: Well what's wrong with that?
Kagome: It doesn't suit you. You deserve a last name.
Kagome: You should get a last name.
InuYasha: Get one??? And to what???
Kagome: Higurashi. *walks away*
InuYasha *flustered*: D-did you just-!
InuYasha: DID YOU JUST PROPOSE TO ME!!!!????
InuYasha: DON'T YOU WALK AWAY!!!!
InuYasha: ARE YOU GIGGLING!!!???
InuYasha: COME BACK HERE YOU LITTLE-
And that's how InuYasha became InuYasha Higurashi (and married Kagome)
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Y/n : ...Inuyasha just killed a goldfish.
Inuyasha : *licking their lips* Yup. Delicious.
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Inuyasha : *running towards Y/n with open arms*
Y/n : *moves out of the way*
Inuyasha : Hey, why'd you move?!
Y/n : I thought you were going to attack me.
Inuyasha : I was going to hug you!
Y/n : Why would you hug me?
Inuyasha : WHY WOULD I ATTACK YOU!?
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Inuyasha : Am I in trouble?
Y/n : Take a guess.
Inuyasha : No?
Y/n : Take another guess.
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Inuyasha : Is five a lot of followers?
Y/n : Depends on the context.
Y/n : On Instagram? No, not a lot of followers.
Y/n : In a dark alley? Yes, a lot of followers.
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Y/n : Inuyasha ... Why did you draw a pentagram on the floor?
Inuyasha : Your text told me to satanize the house before you returned.
Y/n :
Y/n : I wrote sanitize, Inuyasha .
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Y/n : Inuyasha … I’m bleeding…
Inuyasha : Oh god… what’s your blood type?!
Y/n : B positive…
Inuyasha : I’m trying to but you’re bleeding-
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Y/n : *slams down an absolute doorstopper of a tome* I checked this out weeks ago for a bit of light reading.
Inuyasha : This is light?!
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Inuyasha I got us matching friendship bracelets, and you say I don't care about our relationship.
Y/n : These are handcuffs.
Inuyasha : Yeah, 'cause we're partners in crime!
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ap-kinda-lit · 8 months
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Kagome: At least we have each other.
Inuyasha: I love you.
Kagome: I love you too.
Inuyasha: This is real. You’re actually my wife.
Kagome: And you’re my husband.
Inuyasha: You married me. In front of people.
Kagome: I know. I was there.
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Inuyasha and Kagome in the new year after years apart
Inuyasha e Kagome: —2, 1! HAPPY NEW YEAR! [Kisses]
Miroku: Guys, it's not even midnight yet! Stop making out EVERY time the microwave goes off!!
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jampc · 10 months
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Sango: miroku! I need to ask you something.
Miroku: yeah?
Sango: which of my breasts do you like better? The left one or the right one?
Miroku: i don't even care about your stupid boobs!?!!?
Sango: but you've been staring at them since we got here!
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dyingroses · 2 years
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He lulls me to sleep, and kisses my eyes. Don't let anyone know that the big bad demon, is really a puppy in disguise.
Kagome Higurashi (And my OC Ophelia Rose about Lord Sesshomaru)
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yu-huuuu · 1 year
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Y/N: -pointing- May I sit here?
Sesshomaru: That’s my lap
Y/N: That doesn’t answer my question, Sessh
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