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celestial-artisan · 2 months

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Velvette: Is this your plan B? Vox: Technically, this is Plan P. Valentino: Plan P? Is there a Plan M? Vox: Yes, but I marry that fucker in Plan M. Alastor: Alastor:

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fanby-fckry · 6 months

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Husk: Love is dead and never existed. All you did was betray me as I lay sick and festering. You are the definition of dread.

Charlie: Are you ok???

Husk: Alastor stole my fucking garlic bread

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weirdkev27 · 3 months

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Angel Dust: Sir Pentious? I thought Adam killed you?

Sir Pentious: Yeah, but I’m okay now.

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karmaspidr · 11 months

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Alien Commander: Prepare yourselves, soldiers. Soon we will be within range and we will be soon returning home knowing we have brought further glory to our ever-expanding empire.

Alien Trooper: Commander, can I ask you a question?

Commander: Of course, trooper. But keep it brief. I was told to expect heavy resistance from our superiors and that we must be battle ready when it occurs.

Trooper: That's the thing, Commander. What are we being punished for?

Commander: I'm afraid I don't understand, trooper. How can strengthening our Empire by uplifting another primitive species into it be a punishment?

Trooper: Sir, I don't wish to imply anything, but you do realize that we are invading Terra, right? Locals prefer to call it, Earth.

Commander: That's what the report said.

Trooper: So, you read the report, okay? So you know what the dominant species on this planet is.

Commander: Regular homoseapiants. Nothing special outside a few outliers.

Trooper: Nothing, special?! Sir, you do realize that in the past 15 local cycles, the humanoids that inhabit this planet have pushed back invasions against the Kree, the Skrull, Chitari, Galactus, and even the Mad Titan Thanos. In some cases, multiple times even. They even have more Gods living among them than any system in the universe. Some of the mortals, a seemingly ordinary variant of the 'human' category, have reached God levels of power on their own. Clearly, this is a fight we cannot win, so I ask again. What did we do to be punished like this?

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incorrect-zadr · 3 months

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Dib: what do we do if our child is ugly?

Zim: kill it and make a new one

Dib: oh yeah

Tak: what the fuck?

Gaz: they’re talking about Sims

#they would do this with an actual child too #invader zim #incorrect quotes #zadr

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tending-the-hearth · 10 months

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Lance, throwing their head into Keith's lap: Tell me I'm pretty! Keith, lovingly stroking his hair: You're pretty fucking annoying, that's what you are.

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roththeprimordial · 6 months

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Aang: Oh no! Danny, Jimmy, Timmy, and SpongeBob are all knocked out! Jenny: Well, how to we wake them up? Zim: How about we give them a nice little BEATING to wake them up? Aang: No! Wait! I have a less violent idea... (Aang takes a deep breath before screaming) Aang: THERE'S A GHOST OF A FAIRY WHO'S EATING A KRABBY PATTY AND WHO'S ALSO A SCIENTIST! (SpongeBob, Danny, Timmy, and Jimmy all twitch before slowly waking up) Danny: A ghost? Timmy: Of a fairy? SpongeBob: With a Krabby Patty? Jimmy: Who's also a scientist? Jenny: YOU FOUR ARE HOPELESS!!!