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#incorrect iron man

Peter : i put an egg in the freezer .

Tony : why ?

Peter : its for science .

Tony : what science ???

Peter : the science of seeing what a frozen egg looks like .

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Steve: Tony, do not, under any circumstances, do the thing.

Tony, out of sight, currently in the process of doing the thing: Steve, please. I would never.


Or


Thor: Brother, do not, under any circumstances, do the thing.

Loki, out of sight, currently in the process of doing the thing: Brother, please. I would never.

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avengers as things my friends and i have said
steve: what are vines? is that a band?
tony: boo motherfucker am i sexy or something
peter: things that keep me up at night include crippling depression and teletubbies
nat: (in response to “you kill me”) good.
bucky: bass-ba badum boop *smashes head against wall*
sam: i wish you were here right now so i could beat the shit out of you for that joke
mj: you do something stupid and it’s going on the slideshow
pepper: *rubs temples vigorously*
loki: i’ve set a new record. i haven’t wanted to stab anyone in the eye sockets today.
ned: the way i’m high on mountain dew should be illegal
valkyrie: im that useless gay that doesn’t like anyone
bruce: i better not enter an angst coma because then i’ll miss school
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Peter: Mr. Stark? Did you know that snails have, like, over 2,000 teeth?

Tony: Why would I need to know that, Pete?

Peter: I dunno. Because it’s interesting?

Tony: Is it even true?

Peter: *Seriously* I would never lie about snails, Mr. Stark.

Tony: *Exaustedly* I- You’re right. I’m sorry I questioned you.

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