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incorrectmarvelquote · 16 hours ago
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Harley: I made that whipped coffee thing today
Harley: I put like 6 packets of instant coffee in it
Tony: Please tell me you didn’t consume six shots of instant coffee?
Harley: [twitches]
Peter: I want that
Tony: No
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peterflopker · a year ago
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Tony: peter has never done anything wrong in his life, ever
Peter, thinking about all the times he cheated in Heads Up 7 Up by looking at the shoes of the people who touched his thumb: Dont say that, mr. stark. You dont know what ive done, what ive had to do
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lifevialoving · 3 years ago
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Steve: Just be yourself
Tony: "Be myself?" Steve, I have one day to win over Stephen's parents. How long did it take for you guys to start liking me?
Bruce: Couple of weeks
Natasha: Six months
Bucky: Jury's still out
Peter, from the background: I've always loved you . . . Dad
Tony: See, Steve? "Be myself," what kind of garbage advice is that?
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incorrectmarvelquote · 14 hours ago
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Peter: Well I mean if this school thing doesn’t work out then I’m gonna be a cowboy
Tony: [so tired] Kid, you’re the smartest kid in your whole school and you’ve never seen a cow in real life
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sleeplessincairo · a year ago
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peter: can we stop by the mall? i need to buy a dress.
tony: okay, first of all, i’m so glad you felt comfortable enough to come to me with that, and you know what? if this something you want to explore-
peter: oh, its not for me. it’s for MJ, but you handled that very well.
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hxwko · 2 years ago
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[Peter and Harley fighting in the background as Nebula is trying to get them to not kill each other with pillows]
Tony, shocked what he's just come home to:
Morgan: I'm the good kid! Make me brownies.
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athenadcvell · a year ago
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Harley: Why is Tony crying?
Peter: I said same when the bag of flour exploded everywhere, cause y'know I've exploded into dust before too, and I related.
Harley: Dude.
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transdangernoodle · a year ago
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Tony: Stephen stop buying Peter tsum tsums
Stephen: Why..?
Tony: He keeps calling them thicc and I swear to god-
Peter: *pats IronMan tsum tsum* This bih is THICC
Stephen: *fucking chokes to death*
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peterpuffparker · 2 years ago
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Peter: hey Mr Stark Merry Christmas I got you this you don't have to keep it but uh-
Tony, holding a mug that says "You're Out of This World!":
Peter:
Tony:
Peter: ᴼᴴ ᴹᵞ ᴳᴼᴰ ᴹᴿ ˢᵀᴬᴿᴷ ᴵᴹ ˢᴼ ˢᴼᴿᴿᵞ ᴾᴸᴱᴬˢᴱ ᴰᴼᴺ'ᵀ ᶜᴿᵞ
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peterflopker · a year ago
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Steve: so what are you guys going as for Halloween? Bucky, Sam, Nat, and I are going as the teenaged mutant ninja turtles
Tony: Oh, I’m gonna be the TinMan. Morgan is Dorthy, Pepper wanted to be the Wicked Witch, and May’s going as the Good Witch. Rhodey is the Scarecrow, Happy didn’t choose fast enough so he’s the Cowardly Lion. And Harley didnt want to be anyone but Toto
Steve: wait then what’s peter?
Peter: I’m the yellow brick road :D
Tony: *sighs* he’s the yellow brick road
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avengers-ensemble · 2 years ago
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Peter: I tried to start a gang the other day
Tony: How did that go
Peter: ⁱᵗ ᵗᵘʳⁿᵉᵈ ⁱⁿᵗᵒ ᵃ ᵇᵒᵒᵏ ᶜˡᵘᵇ
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