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#incorrect irondad quotes
Peter: Breakups are cartoon thumbs down.
Peter: They make people feel like face with x's for the eyes.
Tony: What does that even mean?
Peter: The English language cannot fully capture the depth and complexity of my thoughts, so I'm incorporating emoji into my speech to better express myself
Peter: Winky face.
Tony: Oh, lord.
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Peter: *sends a picture of a guy throwing a fidget spinner*

Peter: Consider this a warning

Peter: Oh wrong number, sorry.

Tony: Who was that for?

Tony: Peter who the fuck was that for??

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Tony: Hey, I’m at the store. Do you want anything?
Peter: How about a will to live?
Tony: Nah, I think they’re fresh out of that, but they do have Takis™
Peter: I'll take two bags, party size, please :)
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<p>: <b>Peter and Tony:</b> *getting ready to go somewhere*<p/><b>Peter:</b> Do you have your wallet?<p/><b>Tony:</b> *pats back of pants* Yep.<p/><b>Peter:</b> Watch?<p/><b>Tony:</b> *Looks at arm* Never take it off<p/><b>Peter:</b> Keys?<p/><b>Tony:</b> *jingles pocket* Got 'em right here<p/><b>Peter:</b> Egg?<p/><b>Tony:</b> -What?<p/><b>Peter:</b> -Back up egg?<p/><b>Tony:</b> ...<p/><b>Peter:</b> ...<p/><b>Peter:</b> WELL!?<p/></p>
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<p>: <b>Peter:</b> *looking at a piece of ravioli* Oh my gosh, Mr. Stark! The Cheese is wearing a shirt!<p/><b>Tony:</b> ...<p/><b>Peter:</b> ...<p/><b>Peter:</b> *gasping into his hand* Banana's wear shirts too!<p/></p>
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