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INJURY AND SOME BLOOD WARNING!

Well, guess we finally know how he got all those gray hairs. That’s what you get for pseudo-adopting a self-sacrificial teenager. 😅🤣

I came out with this incorrect quote after a good afternoon of many incorrect quotes on Tumblr and Instagram.

I’m already working on some new stuff but it won’t be as often since I’m aproaching finals.

Hope you like it.😉👍

Marvel, Sony, Stan Lee, Steve Ditko. ©

Art by Maryo274. ©

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<p>: <b>Peter and Tony:</b> *getting ready to go somewhere*<p/><b>Peter:</b> Do you have your wallet?<p/><b>Tony:</b> *pats back of pants* Yep.<p/><b>Peter:</b> Watch?<p/><b>Tony:</b> *Looks at arm* Never take it off<p/><b>Peter:</b> Keys?<p/><b>Tony:</b> *jingles pocket* Got 'em right here<p/><b>Peter:</b> Egg?<p/><b>Tony:</b> -What?<p/><b>Peter:</b> -Back up egg?<p/><b>Tony:</b> ...<p/><b>Peter:</b> ...<p/><b>Peter:</b> WELL!?<p/></p>
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Peter : i put an egg in the freezer .

Tony : why ?

Peter : its for science .

Tony : what science ???

Peter : the science of seeing what a frozen egg looks like .

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steve: i think you might’ve upset your dad.

peter: i don’t have any parents.

peter: *sees tony shaking his head in disappointment in the corner*

peter: …i’ve definitely upset him. i’m sorry mr stark.

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Steve : So . Who broke it ? I’m not mad , I just wanna know .

Peter : …I did . I broke it .

Steve : No . No you didn’t . Harley ?

Harley: Don’t look at me . Look at Tony .

Tony : What ?! I didn’t break it .

Harley : Huh , that’s weird . How’d you even know it was broken ?

Tony : Because it’s sitting right in front of us and it’s broken .

Harley : Suspicious .

Tony : No it’s not !

Sam : If it matters , probably not , but Bucky  was the last one to use it .

Bucky : Liar ! I don’t even drink that crap !

Sam : Oh really ? Then what were you doing by the coffee cart earlier ?

Bucky : I use the wooden stirrers to push back my cuticles . Everyone knows that Sam ! 

Peter : Okay let’s not fight . I broke it . Let me pay for it Mr. Rogers

Steve : No ! Who broke it !?

Clint : Steve…  Nats been awfully quiet .

Natasha : REALLY ? ! 

Clint : Yeah , really !!!

[ later ]

Steve :I broke it. It burned my hand so I punched it.

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avengers as things my friends and i have said
steve: what are vines? is that a band?
tony: boo motherfucker am i sexy or something
peter: things that keep me up at night include crippling depression and teletubbies
nat: (in response to “you kill me”) good.
bucky: bass-ba badum boop *smashes head against wall*
sam: i wish you were here right now so i could beat the shit out of you for that joke
mj: you do something stupid and it’s going on the slideshow
pepper: *rubs temples vigorously*
loki: i’ve set a new record. i haven’t wanted to stab anyone in the eye sockets today.
ned: the way i’m high on mountain dew should be illegal
valkyrie: im that useless gay that doesn’t like anyone
bruce: i better not enter an angst coma because then i’ll miss school
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<p>: <b>Peter:</b> *Eating a bag of sour gummy bears* These are my favorite.<p/><b>Tony:</b> I thought gummy worms were your favorite?<p/><b>Peter:</b> They were but these are superior.<p/><b>Tony:</b> Oh yeah, how so?<p/><b>Peter:</b> -Because they're sour and they're gummy and they're bears.<p/><b>Tony:</b> ...<p/><b>Peter:</b> ...<p/><b>Peter:</b> Stop judging me!<p/></p>
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Peter: What kind of cheese is this?
Tony: It's Munster. You like it?
Peter: Yeah, it's really good, Mr. Stark.
Tony: *Grins* It's like edible lactose gold.
Peter: *Confused* Huh?
Pepper: *Rolls eyes* Tony, that Kesha video is nine years old. It's time to let it go.
Tony: *Still grinning* Agreed. Shall we dance?
Peter: *Still confused* I'm, Uh... I'm going to go get some more cheese...
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