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Stephen: I can’t believe you two got yourselves into a fight
Tony: And on the first day of school!
Peter: In my defense, I tried to stop Harley from punching that guy
Peter: Harley, stop punching him!
Peter: Kick him! That hurts more!
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stuckonylove · 2 months ago
Store worker: Would a Dr. Strange please come to the front desk?
Stephen, arriving at the desk: Hello, is there a problem?
Store worker: *Points to Tony and Peter*
Store worker: I believe they belong to you?
Tony and Peter, simultaneously: We got lost.
Stephen: I didn’t even bring you guys here with me.
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metalandfood · 2 years ago
*Wong showing Rhodey around the sanctum*
Wong:  This is the Wand of Watoomb. This is the cloak of Levitation. This is my idiot white boy.
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Rhodey: Oh you got one too? There’s my idiot white boy over there.
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Tony: Might we ask for your name? Stephen: Doctor Strange. Peter: No, we mean like your hero name. You know, what do people scream when they see you coming? Like "Look out! Here comes...?" Stephen: Doctor Strange. Tony: Really?
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metalandfood · 2 years ago
Stephen handing Tony a steaming cup of tea : Blow
*Tony gets on his knees*
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gandalfsoda · 2 years ago
Stephen: that’s a horrible Christmas gift idea.
Tony: trust me, he’ll love it!
Peter, attempting to cuddle all 15 roombas: I LOVE MY CHILDREN MISTER STARK
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lifevialoving · 3 years ago
Steve, to Bucky: How’s the most beautiful person in the world doing today?
Bucky: I don’t know, how are y-
Stephen and Tony, simultaneously from across the room: I’m doing great, thanks for asking
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incorrectmcustuff · 2 years ago
Bruce: Oh, you mean Stephen Idiot Strange? Stephen I-Have-No-Idea-What-I'm-Doing Strange? Stephen I-Probably-Shouldn't-Be-Allowed-To-Be-A-Wizard Strange? Ste-
Tony: Is he pulling some reckless magic bullshit with Thor again?
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Our man is doing God's work
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Robert Downey Jr. doesn't pretend to be a brilliant scientist - even though he's played Tony Stark, aka Iron Man, for the past 11 years.
But on Tuesday night he attended Amazon's new open-to-the-public Machine Learning, Automation, Robotics and Space (re:MARS) tech conference in Las Vegas - a room filled with artificial-intelligence legends, astronauts, and other dignitaries - as a keynote speaker.
He delivered a gag-filled talk that somehow weaved together the history of the Marvel Cinematic Universe, the evolution of Stark's Iron Man suits, allusions to his own troubled history with drug addiction, and the actual history of artificial intelligence and its pioneers, along with a bunch of jokes using the Amazon Alexa voice and Matt Damon
-Business insider
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Tony: Hello people who don't live in my house but are still somehow always here.
Peter: Hi Mr Stark.
T'challa: Greetings Tony.
Stephan: Hello Tony.
Loki: Salutations.
Tony: What is Loki even doing here? Plus You all have homes or entire countries even.
Peter: I can't speak for the others but I was out of food.
T'challa: My sister is driving me insane.
Stephan: I am your boyfriend.
Loki: I got bored.
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Tony: Who broke the coffee pot? I'm not mad, I just want to know.
Peter: I did it, I broke it.
Tony: No. No, you didn't. Sam?
Sam: Don't look at me, look at Bucky.
Bucky: What? I didn't break it.
Sam: Huh, that's weird. How did you even know it was broken?
Bucky: Because it's standing right in front of us and it's broken!
Sam: Suspicious.
Bucky: No, it's not.
Clint: If it matters, probably not, Wanda was the last person to use it.
Wanda: Liar! I don't even drink that crap.
Clint: Oh, really? Then what were you doing by the coffee cart earlier?
Wanda: I use the wooden stirrers to push back my cuticles. Everyone knows that, Clint!
Rhodey: Okay, let's not fight. I broke it. Let me pay for it, Tony.
Tony: No! Who broke it?
Bucky: Steve has been awfully quiet...
Steve: Really? Oh my God!
[everyone arguing]
Tony, to the Stephen and peter: I broke it. It burned my hand so I punched it. I predict 10 minutes from now they'll be at each other's throats with warpaint on their faces and a pig head on a stick.
Stephen: Good. it was getting a little chummy around here.
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metalandfood · 2 years ago
Interviewer: Mr.Stark, what’s your favorite ride?
Tony: My boyfriend Stephen.
Stephen watching at home:
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