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jonasdirection101 · 1 year
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Tony: “Where are you going?”
Peter: “I don’t even know yet.”
Stephen: “Who’s going with you?”
Peter: “Whoever comes, I guess. Idk.”
Tony: “What are you all gonna do?”
Peter: “I’m trying to figure it out now. Idk what we’re doing.”
Stephen: “Are you all going to eat?”
Peter: “I hope so. I’m hungry. I haven’t eaten.”
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ir0npvrker · 2 years
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peter: life is meaningless, what is even the point?
stephen: what happened?
tony: we didn’t stop at mcdonald’s
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Stephen: We need to get through this locked door. Tony, give me your credit card.
Tony: Here.
Stephen, pocketing it: Thanks. Peter, kick down the door.
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darkkitty1208 · 2 years
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Peter : I wish I could block people in real life
Tony : A restraining order.
Stephen : Murder.
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strangeironaf · 2 years
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Stephen: Tony! I can't do this stupid math!
Tony: What’s the math problem?
Stephen: Well, we have to add the bed, subtract the clothes divide the legs, and hope we don’t multiply.
Rhodey, covering Peter's ears, while Tony smacks Stephen's arm: Not going to lie that was hella smooth.
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marvellyous-archive · 2 years
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Peter: *in time out after doing some pranking*
Tony: Peter, what did I say about pranking people?
Peter: Don't get caught.
Stephen: *raises an eyebrow at Tony*
Tony: *laughs nervously* I never said that.
Stephen: Time out for you as well, Tony.
Tony: I'm not a kid! And I'm your boyfriend!
Stephen: And?
Tony: 
Tony: Move a bit, kid.
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thekaiqueen · 2 years
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Peter: Hello parental guardians.
Tony: …
Strange: …
Peter: So, you might be wondering why I’m taped to the ceiling.
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stxphxn-strange · 3 years
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Peter at 4am: I need to see it, Doctor Dad. I know it exists.
Stephen: ?
Peter: The dimension where someone out pizzas the hut. Dad says it doesn’t exist, but I know the truth.
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tony: i think it’s time I get my life in order.
peter, narrating: but he did not get his life in order. in fact, he got drunk last night and fought a raccoon.
peter, still narrating: also, the raccoon won due to strange's involvement.
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underoooos · 3 years
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Tony : Peter and I were crossing the street, and this guy drove by and honked at us
Stephen: *sighing* What did Peter do
Tony : He chased him to the next red light, then reached into his window and uh...
Peter, running in: WHO WANTS A STEERING WHEEL
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stuckonylove · 2 years
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Imagine Stephen is off world so Tony has to pack the kids' lunches but he was up all night inventing
Peter: What did you get?
Harley: *looking into his brown paper bag* what kind of lunch is this? A drawing of a sandwich ....
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Harley: you?
Peter: *looking into his brown paper bag* a packet of sugar and some peanut butter smeared on a playing card
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Peter and Harley: Morgan?
Morgan: *looking into her brown paper bag* Well, I'm fairing better than you two
Morgan: *pulling out content of her brown paper bag*
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jonasdirection101 · 2 years
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Peter: "Do I look fat?"
Stephen: "No."
Peter: "Ok, I accept that. When MJ asked me and I said no, she took that to mean that I was calling her a cow."
Tony: "Ok. Walk us through it, kid."
Stephen: "Walk us through it."
Peter: "Ok. Well, MJ said 'Hi, do I look fat today?' and I looked at her-"
Tony: "Woah, woah, woah! You looked at her? You never look. You just answer."
Stephen: "It's like a reflex. 'Do I look fat?' No. 'Is she prettier than I am?' No."
Tony: "'Does size matter?' No."
Stephen: "And it works both ways."
Peter: "Ok, so you both just know this stuff?"
Tony: "Well you know, after about 30 or 40 fights you kind of catch on."
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ir0npvrker · 2 years
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peter and tony: *sitting on a bench together*
stephen: why do you guys look so upset?
tony: sit down and we’ll tell you
stephen: *sits down*
peter: this bench is freshly painted
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Tony: Sometimes I drink milk straight out of the container.
Peter: The cow???
Tony: What?
Stephen: Peter, W H Y?
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darkkitty1208 · 2 years
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Peter : Dr. Strange, will you please make me and Dad the happiest people in the world by marrying him?
Tony : Did you just propose to Stephen for me?
Peter : Yeah, well, you were taking too long
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strangeironaf · 2 years
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Stephen and Peter: We have a problem.
Tony: No, YOU have a problem. I have two idiots who keeps making them.
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