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sarcasstic-jpmvr · 6 months
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Tony: Hey Stephen can you help me with-
Stephen: I would jump in an open fire with a can of gasoline in my hands for you, continue.
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strangeironaf · 2 years
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Tony: This date is boring!
Stephen: This isnt a date. I said I was going to the store.
Tony: Then why did you invite me?
Stephen: I didnt, I specifically said "dont come with me" then you said " fuck you Merlin I'll do whatever I want!
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Bruce: Can I borrow Tony for a second? Stephen: If you must. Tony: Why did you ask him and not me? Bruce: He looked in charge. Tony: Of where I go?
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TONY: Stephen and I--
PETER: Are getting married?
STEPHEN: No, we--
HARLEY, PULLING OUT A GIANT BINDER: Sit down. We've planned out the entire thing.
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Tony: think about the possibilities, you could stab your enemies with this
Stephen: it isn’t efficient: the heat will immediately close the severed arteries.
Harley: I’m sorry Stephen, but it actually works just fine.
America: and you just witnessed a Gryffindor, a Ravenclaw and a Slytherin having a conversation.
Peter: why use it to cut people when you can have toasts?!
America: and here’s the Hufflepuff
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gfmaximoff · 8 months
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Tony: Sometimes I drink milk straight out of the container.
Peter: The cow???
Tony: What?!
Stephen: Peter, WHY?
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lukas-dusk · 5 months
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Tony : I never tell people off the bat that I'm Bi. I wait. I wait until they say some homophobic shit and then I laugh and am like "you know I'm Bi right?" and watch the look of terror on their face.
Stephen :
Stephen : I like you.
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funkylittlebidiot · 4 months
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Harley: please! You HAVE to remember Peter! He’s really annoying and talks too much and his friends are always in our business for some reason- but he’s your son and my brother!
Stephen: it’s okay, Harley, we believe you.
Tony: You really love him, huh?
Harley: yeah! And you guys love him too!
Peter: Most of the time more than him!
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lilbitofmac · 1 year
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They’re in love 💜✨
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jonasdirection101 · 1 year
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Tony: “Where are you going?”
Peter: “I don’t even know yet.”
Stephen: “Who’s going with you?”
Peter: “Whoever comes, I guess. Idk.”
Tony: “What are you all gonna do?”
Peter: “I’m trying to figure it out now. Idk what we’re doing.”
Stephen: “Are you all going to eat?”
Peter: “I hope so. I’m hungry. I haven’t eaten.”
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mcucharacterquotes · 1 month
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Stephen: I'm Doctor fucking Strange!
Tony: And I'm fucking Dr. Strange
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strangeironaf · 1 year
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*Family group chat*
Tony: who the fuck added me to a fucking group chat?
Peter: >:0 language
Morgan: yeah dad, watch your fucking language
Stephen: OKAY WHO TAUGHT MORGAN THE FUCK WORD
America: 'the fuck word'
Pepper: Are you stupid? You guys use the f word all the time.
Harley: oh my god she censored it
Tony: Say fuck Pepp
Christine: do it Pepper. Say fuck.
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Tony: Can you keep a secret? Stephen: Do you know anything about my life? Tony: No, I do not. Good point.
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TONY: Standing next to sunflowers always makes me feel weak. Like, 'look at this fucking flower. This flower is taller than I am. This flower is winning and I am losing.'
STEPHEN: Wow, you are not ready to hear about trees.
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Tony: I think you like me.
Stephen: What part of the look on my face gives you that impression?
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(Tony is wondering about whether to ask Stephen out or not)
Peter:...Mr. Stark, the big question is, does HE like YOU? Cuz if he doesn't like you, then all this is a moo point.
Tony:.....A moo point?
Peter: Yeah, y'know - it's like a cow's opinion, it doesn't matter...It's MOO.
Tony(to Rhodey, points at Peter):...Have I been spending too much time with him or did all that just make sense?
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