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#incorrect jasico quotes
sodamnbored · 9 months
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Nico, over Iris message: So how is school? Do you hate it yet? Are you coming back soon?
Jason, laughing: I actually really like it, it’s so different from New Rome and Camp Half-Blood.
Nico, vaguely disappointed: That’s good.
Jason: More importantly, how’re you? What have you been up to lately?
Nico, shrugging: Will showed me how to do more things on the computer in the big house.
Jason, encouragingly: That sounds fun.
Nico: I visited you on Google Maps.
Jason, fighting his smile: That’s actually very sweet. Thank you.
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xx0yeet-everything0xx · 11 months
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percy: i don't think nico's ever gone to sleep before 5am, and its really just concerning at this point
percy: let's not even talk about jason. he wakes up at 4:45am on the dot, every morning, without an alarm clock. that's terrifying.
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rayssion · 4 months
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Percy: would you take a bullet for me?
Jason: ....yes?
Nico: angrily bursts into the room with a nerf gun in his hand.
Percy, already running away: thanks!!
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Nico: I’m kind of crushing on someone, but I’m worried about telling you who it is, because you’re not going to like it
Jason: Just rip the bandage off.
Nico: It’s Percy.
Jason: Put the bandage back on.
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sakyira · 7 months
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Nico, during house of Hades: oh you wanna be my friend?? My best friend even?? Drink poison then.
Jason, no self preservation skills: C H U G
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ladynicte · 1 year
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Some that I didn't include in the last post
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vidimillion · 2 months
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Jason: There's something I need to tell you guys. Nico and I are dating.
Frank: We've known for the last few years. You two are inseparable.
Jason: Years? We've only been together a few weeks.
The rest of the Argo: ...
Leo: Then what the hell were you doing before that?
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iamaniconicmess · 1 year
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Nico: Name a more iconic duo than my crippling fear of abandonment and my anxiety. I'll wait.
Jason: You and me!!!
Nico, tearing up: Okay.
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seulgishaku · 2 years
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Will: We can bake these cookies at 400 degrees for 10 minutes or 4,000 degrees for 1 minute.
Jason: No, that's not how you make cookies.
Leo: FLOOR IT!!
Will: How about 4,000,000 degrees for 1 second?!?!!!
Jason: yOU'RE GONNA BURN THE HOUSE DOWN-
Will: I'M GONNA HARNESS THE POWER OF THE FUCKING SUN TO MAKE COOKIES!
Nico: DO IT!
Jason: NO-
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arwaisherenow · 2 years
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Percy : "Mom can you tell her I'm your son? She doesn't belive me"
Annabeth : "Hah! Sally is so kind and perfect woman! Not like you seaweed brain! Your scurrilous lies will be exposed by herself!"
Sally : *looked at his son with a mischievous look
Percy : "Mom... no... Please!" *feel worried seeing his mother's expression
Sally : "you're right Annabeth, I've never see this horrible man in my life"
Percy : "MOOOOM!"
Annabeth : "I knew it!!!"
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sodamnbored · 10 months
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In New Rome Pre-HoO:
Jason: Here, brought you something.
Nico, confused: A yogurt?
Jason, kindly: I wanted to make you feel more at home here.
Nico: Why would a yogurt make me feel at home?
Jason, tapping the lid: It’s Greek-style.
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xx0yeet-everything0xx · 11 months
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Jason: I can't believe I let you talk me into this. Nico: I literally said “I have an idea,” and you just went along with it without question.
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rayssion · 5 months
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Jason, on the phone with Percy: keep your eye on Nico, he has a tendency to wander off.
Percy: Jason, wh-what (looks around and notices that Nico is gone) I'm totally capable of that...
Jason: you lost him, didn't you?
Percy, running around the grocery store frantically: no no no, he's right next to me.
Jason: I can hear it in your voice. Look in the dairy case.
Percy: do you honestly think he'd fit–
Percy: sees Nico standing in the dairy case and trying to pull it open.
Jason: the doors don't pull, they slide.
Percy: slowly slides the doors open.
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Jason: Okay, truth or dare?
Nico: Truth
Jason: How many hours have you slept this week?
Nico:
Nico: ...Dare
Jason: Go to bed.
Nico: I don’t like this game.
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ilovewillsolace · 1 year
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I hate solangelo
jasico/percico shippers why the fuck are u clapping? I hate them too
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ladynicte · 1 year
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I got so many of these text posts what on earth
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