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incorrect-waynemanor · 20 hours ago
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bruce, to the bats: did none of you think this was a bad idea?!
duke: well actually, i di-
jason, smacking his hand over duke’s mouth: oh no, we all did. we just decided to do it anyways
damian: actually that’s not the tru-
steph, smacking her hand over damian’s mouth: WE ALL DID
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incorrect-jasontodd · a day ago
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Steph: If Cass and I were drowning, who would you save?
Jason: You two can’t swim?
Cass: It’s a hypothetical question, Jason! who would you save?
Jason: My time and effort
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jasonsthunderthighs · 14 hours ago
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Jason: *Hears a loud thud outside of the door*
Jason: Hey, ya dropped somethin’!
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theundeadrobinclub · 2 months ago
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Jason, walking into a jl meeting in full Red Hood gear with a suspiciously stained green apron on top: I've got a homemade, iced chocolate milk with a splash of coffee, extra whipped cream and chocolate syrup for 'batman'?
Bruce: I asked for someone to make coffee. at the cave, Hood
Jason, audibly smirking while handing Bruce the cup: this is coffee! just the way you like it! and I figured I'd deliver it, you know. to be nice, show you how much I care
Bruce, giving the cup a resigned stare: thank you, Hood.
Jason: of course B! also, just wanted to say thanks for buying me that new motorcycle!
Bruce, with a pained squeak: I ... didn't buy you a motorcycle?
Jason, clapping him on the shoulder: well technically yeah, but I used your card to buy it, so also, technically you did.
Bruce:
Jason: later dad! *casually walks out of the meeting room like he didnt just 'break into' the watchtower*
Bruce: *fond tired dad sigh*
the jl:
Bruce: *starts slurping the drink*
hal: what THE FUCK just happened?!
later:
Jason, strutting back into the batcave: I did it, pay up bitches.
Steph: no way, I call bull. there no way you went through with it!
Jason: my helmet footage says otherwise, Blondie
*collective groaning from the batfam as they all go to get their wallets*
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batshitferalquotes · 5 months ago
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Jason: I accidentally indulged in too much 'Me time'
Jason: Turns out, I've been reported missing for six months and presumed dead by most locals and national authorities.
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basementqueer19 · 4 months ago
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*Jason, working on a plan*
Roy: Hey Jaybird, I need you to sign this.
Jason, distracted: Sure no problem
Roy: Thanks!
Jason, signs: Here. Now go away. I’m plotting.
*later*
Jason, sitting up in bed: Did I adopt Lian last week?
Roy, trying to sleep: Yup, Sure did Jaybird.
Jason:
Jason: Don’t let me adopt anymore. I don’t want to turn out like my dad.
*Elsewhere*
Bruce, on a rooftop: One of my children just called me dad
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nananabatfam · 7 months ago
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Damian: *sets the kitchen on fire*
Tim, panicking: Where’s the responsible adult ??
Damian: He’s asleep on the couch.
Jason: Don’t worry guys, I got this. Hand me a bucket of water.
Jason: *dumps water on Dick* wake up dumbass, the kitchen’s on fire.
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adcfan · 5 months ago
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Damian: *Points at Jason* My life is better with you
Jason: *blinks*...
Damian: But it will be ‘much better’ without you
Jason: There’s the demon spawn I adore so much 
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gotham-exclusive · 8 months ago
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Jason: *wailing dramatically in a long victorian dress with a lit candlabra down one of the many dimily lit corridors of the gothic mansion at midnight*
Bruce: *turning on the hall lights* Jason, we’ve already fucking talked about this
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phernaliae · 5 months ago
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queenofskunks · 7 months ago
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Jason: I once had a haircut I deeply regret.
Damian: Is it the one you have now?
Jason: No.
Damian:
Damian: It should be.
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incorrect-waynemanor · 3 months ago
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jason: i just feel like there’s something missing
duke: jason, we went over the shopping list three times
jason: i know, but i still feel like we forgot something at the store
jason:
jason: where’s damian?
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incorrect-jasontodd · 19 hours ago
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Tim: I made tea.
Jason: I don’t want tea.
Tim: I did not make tea for you. This is my tea.
Jason: Then why are you telling me?
Tim: It is a conversation starter.
Jason: That’s a lousy conversation starter.
Tim: Oh, is it? We are conversing. Checkmate.
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jasonsthunderthighs · 4 months ago
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Robin!Jason: Teach me to fight!
Bruce: You don't fight with these. *Makes fists* You fight with this. *Points to his head*
[Later]
Clark: Your son has been head butting the others.
Bruce: *Nods sagely* Just as I taught him.
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theundeadrobinclub · 5 months ago
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Jason: *walks into the room while whistling and spinning his keys around his fingers*
Tim: oh my god, who'd you kill?
Jason: why would you assume I killed someone?
Steph: you're happy. like genuinely. someone has to have died.
Jason:
Jason: yeah that's fair. the Jokers dead. however, I did not kill him. so, suck it, Tim.
Tim: you expect us to believe it wasn't you?
Jason: uh, yeah.
Steph:
Tim:
Jason:
Jason: look, even if you didn't believe me, you won't be able to find any proof that I did it. so once again, suck it Tim.
Jason: *walks out of room whistling and spinning his keys*
Tim: he totally did it.
Steph: oh yeah.
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batshitferalquotes · 19 days ago
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Jason: Yes, I may be morally corrupted.
Jason: But I'm also incredibly hot and I think that makes up for it honestly.
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basementqueer19 · 4 months ago
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SO
I really like when Jason accidentally outs himself as being alive.
And I really like when Jason sneaks into the Manor for stuff.
I also like whenever Jason tells Bruce to stop telling everyone that he’s dead.
And thusly, we get Jason breaking into the Manor for some of Alfred’s cookies while Bruce sits just out of eyesight at the breakfast nook, talking about his children to himself like he does. And Jason’s really trying to be quite and not get caught but then Bruce starts in on how much he misses Jason and how he wishes Jason could have grown up and all that and Jason just grabs the cookies he’s after and barges into the breakfast nook yelling at Bruce to stop telling people—or himself—that he’s dead.
Only Vicky Vale and her camera crew are also there because Bruce is doing an interview on live tv.
Bruce:
Jason:
Vicky: But you’re dead.
Jason: You are correct. I am dead and—
Bruce: Oh so you get to tell everyone you’re dead but I don’t?
Jason: It’s different when I say it!
Bruce: Don’t you raise your voice to me young man!
Jason: You’re not my dad!
Vicky: I’m pretty sure he has a piece of paper that says otherwise
Bruce, smirking:
Jason: Well I’m dead so that paper is null and void
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nananabatfam · 7 months ago
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Jason: You can’t make everyone like you. You’re not Goldie.
Tim: What? Not everyone likes Dick.
Jason: What? Who doesn’t like Dick?
Tim: Um-
Jason: Names, Tim. I need names.
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dawnlovesquotes · 2 months ago
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Jason: How do you apologize to someone?
Dick: Say that you're sorry?
Jason: In a more sophisticated way.
Dick: Err, I'm sorry for the loss, and I hope that we'll move on?
Jason: Ok. I finished your last box of Cheerios.
Dick: *eyes widen*
Jason: I'm sorry for your loss. Move on, 'cause I already did.
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betray-jaes · a month ago
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Dick: Why are you lying on the floor?
Jason: I have depression
Jason: Also, I was also stabbed 8 or 9 times, could you get Alfred please?
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