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toriafiction · 2 months
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Dick: This is a horrible idea.
Jason: Yep, have you come up with a better one?
Dick: No. Where should we meet when this plan fails?
Jason: I don't know, the afterlife?
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incorrectjaydick · 2 months
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Dick: What the hell is wrong with you? Jason: I have this weird self-esteem issue where I hate myself but still think I’m better than everyone else.
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shipsdoishipidk · 3 months
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Jason: Dick isn’t really Daddy material when it comes to the bedroom but holy Lazarus he’s a really fucking good mommy. Mommy kinks with him are a one way trip to a blackout orgasm.
Tim, forever scarred and knowing he’ll never look at Dick the same way again: I never wanted to know.
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Nightwing: I don’t know about this, Hood.
Red Hood: The last time you said that you ended up loving it.
Nightwing: The last time I said that you were holding a bag of durian flavored chips; now you’re holding a rocket launcher. They are two very different things.
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livingdeadvoid · 1 year
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Dick: You... You had a crush on me??
Tim, extremely annoyed: It was a long time ago
Dick: It really wasn't-
Tim: I was a kid discovering his sexuality!
Dick: I just wouldn't have expected it to be you
Jason: It was also me
Dick, snapping his head towards the other reading in the corner: WHAT??
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alana93mugi · 3 months
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Tim: How was the honeymoon?
Dick : Jason got drunk and tried to destroy our marriage certificate.
Dick : He said, “good luck trying to return me without the receipt”.
Dick : I love him.
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ogachukwu-the-freak · 2 months
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Enjoying batfam content and being hit with anti sentiments on the mainstream then immediately checking out the batcest tags even though I'm barely more than a casual shipper like I'm detoxing after coming into contact with a radioactive substance
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callmewabi · 2 years
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ro-jiin · 7 months
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he practiced beforehand and everything
is this batcest? idk i just thought it was funny (imma tag it anyway just in case, better safe than sorry)
support me on ko-fi!
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saylorsaysstop · 2 months
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Dick, bursting into the room: You two are having sex!
Jason, not looking up from his book: Really? Y/N, why didn’t you tell me? I would have put my book down.
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jasonsthunderthighs · 2 years
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Jason: Hey, uh, could you do me a favour real quick? No questions asked.
Dick:
Dick: Oh yea, sure. What's up?
Jason: Ok, awesome! Sweet. *Pulls out a huge ass sword*
Dick: Is that a sword???
Jason: What the fuck did I just say??
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someoneimsure · 2 years
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Jason: Excuse me, I need to go help my Old Man.
Bruce, confused and not carrying anything:
Alfred, carrying all the luggage and borderline offended:
Jason, rushes over to Dick: Let me get that door for you!
Dick, who didn't hear him the first time: I. Am. Not. OLD! D:
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incorrectjaydick · 3 months
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Jason: Cause you're pretty and you're smart, and you're ignoring me so you're obviously my type. Dick, who was distracted: I'm sorry- what were you saying? Jason: Perfect.
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shipsdoishipidk · 6 months
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Dick: *beating the crap out of Bruce for what he did to Jason*
Tim: *enjoying and scared* WOAH ARENT YOU A BOTTOM?!
Dick: Yeah I’m a bottom bitch but that baby over there is my sub top and I ain’t letting no body hurt my muffin man.
Tim: *thinking about his Kon and his experiences* same bestie. Now beat his ass harder.
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*Playing DnD*
Dick: I roll to seduce the dragon.
Tim, DM: You seduced the dragon.
Damian: He rolled a 5.
Tim: He’s Dick Grayson. He can seduce anything anytime he wants.
Jason: True.
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Dick: Honestly I just want to be taken out
Jason: Like by a sniper or like on a date?
Dick: …surprise me
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