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jakascoo · 8 months ago
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Jason: Sorry I’m late. I broke down on my way here.
Roy: Is your car ok?
Jason: Car?
Roy:
Jason:
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incorrectbatfam · a year ago
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Roy: You didn't have to kidnap me, dude.
Jason: Kidnapping is what you do to children. You're in your twenties. I abducted you.
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arguablysomaya · 2 months ago
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Roy: Are you wearing makeup? Where’d your freckles go?
Jason: Huh? Oh no, winter just makes my freckles fade
Roy:
[later]
Roy, beating the snow with a shovel while angrily mumbling: Give. Him. His. Freckles. Back. You. Bitch
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incorrectrhatoquotes · 2 years ago
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Ollie: I don’t think the Red Hood is a good person.
Roy: You don’t have all the facts.
Ollie: Which are?
Roy: I love him.
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jakascoo · 3 months ago
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Roy, screaming: YOU MEAN A LOT TO ME!
Jason: Wh-
Roy:  YOU’RE ESSENTIAL TO MY EXISTENCE!
Jason: Why are you screaming?!
Roy: I HAVE DIFFICULTY EXPRESSING MYSELF! IT HELPS TO SAY SENTIMENTAL THINGS IN AN AGGRESSIVE TONE!
Jason:
Roy: I FUCKING LOVE YOU!
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incorrectbatfam · 9 months ago
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Roy: Thanks to Duolingo, I can ask people if they are a horse but can't tell people what my name is in French.
Jason: Ask me if I'm a fucking horse. I dare you.
Roy: Tu es un cheval?
Jason: Nay.
Roy: Oh you MOTHERFUCKER—
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aregelle · 3 years ago
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Jason Todd: Don’t be mean to your father!
Roy Harper: You’re mean to your father!
Jason Todd: My father can take it.
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incorrectrhatoquotes · 2 years ago
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Jason: We need to get you to a hospital‚ you have 69 open wounds.
Roy, actively bleeding to death: Nice.
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jakascoo · 6 months ago
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Roy: Hey, can I get a sip of that water?
Jason: It’s not water.
Roy: Vodka! I like your sty-
Jason: It’s vinegar.
Roy: …
Roy: What?
Jason: It's vinegar, bitch.
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incorrectbatfam · 2 years ago
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Tim: Why are you two always out during rainstorms?
Dick: It’s so peaceful and refreshing. I love the smell of fresh rainfall.
Jason: Roy bet me twelve dollars I couldn’t get struck by lightning and he’s WRONG.
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anothertimdrakestan · 12 months ago
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Bruce: mandatory gala this friday, everyone but Jason must attend
Damian: why doesnt Todd have to go to torture with us?
Dick: you noticed the new gravestone last month?
Tim: rip board memeber thomas your boat loads of money will be missed
Jason, polishing his gun: you sure you don't want dear ol me Brucie? I promised Roy target practice!
Damian: THATS ALLOWED AT GALAS?!?
Dick and Bruce: NOOO
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jakascoo · 6 months ago
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[At Jason′s funeral.]
Roy: I need a moment with him.
Everyone: Of course.
[They leave.]
Roy, leaning over Jason′s coffin: Okay, listen here you little shit. I know you’re not dead.
Jason: Yeah, no shit.
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incorrectbatfam · 10 months ago
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Jason: I don’t know how to tell you all this, so I’m just going to whisper it into Dick's ear, causing him to shout it out in astonishment.
Jason: *whispers to Dick*
Dick: YOU’RE DATING ROY?!
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anothertimdrakestan · 11 months ago
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jason: hey bruce do you think i should start experimenting with makeup?
bruce: you started experimenting with guns, gangs, drug houses, and roy harper all without me allowing it what's gonna stop this?
jason: haha it was just a test- you like my cat eye?
alfred: i must say it looks very nice master jason
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the-batshit-cave · 4 months ago
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Roy: Jason was complaining about the price of peanut butter at the snooty grocery store and I said, "Yeah it's nuts," and now he won't answer my texts.
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arsenalroyharper · 6 months ago
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Dick: I invented a new game, I wrote down some things Roy said throughout the month and you have to guess if he said them to Jason or to his robots.
Dick: "The bed is so empty when you're not in it"
Roy:...I think I don't like this game
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