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the-ichor-king · 2 months
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Jekyll: I am the left brain, I am the left brain. "I work really hard until my inevitable death" brain. You've got a job to do, you better do it right and the right way is with the left brain's might.
Hyde:
Hyde: I LIKE OREOS AND PUSSY-
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casualldehyde · 2 years
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Jekyll, holding onto a pillow for dear life: WHAT DO YOU WANT FROM ME?!?
Hyde, through the mirror across the bedroom: THINK ABOUT IT, HENRY, WE’RE ALL JUST SKELETONS IN MEAT SUITS!
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narcissusinamirrormaze · 11 months
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Musicals as things I or other people have said
Hamilton: I always like to take a shot at our right wing audience members
Jekyll and Hyde: I’m going to drink this, and then I’m going to fight my shadow
Dear Evan Hansen: once in a while my mom is like; clean your room. Clean your attitude. Clean your face
Heathers: no amount of bleach can kill my mind
Mean Girls: you are so straight it disgusts me
Next to Normal: if the voices in your head are saying it, it must be true
Beetlejuice: the emo effect just makes you emo
Be More Chill: I can live in the ear canal
Wicked: if a blonde has glasses she’s an oxymoron, if she doesn’t have glasses she’s just a moron
Les Mis: here’s a rock. Go to the frontlines
Waitress: you know what pie makes me think of? DOGS!
Rent: hobos are capable of anything
Book of Mormon: you can’t steal God’s chips
Sweeney Todd: Jacques, I will cut out your tongue
Little Shop of Horrors: I wanted a piece of that guy’s face
Bare a pop opera: I am a happily married gay man
Ride the Cyclone: that rat is prettier than you
Phantom of the Opera: I am going to kill every composer that puts fortissimo in percussion
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Hyde: "So I was thinking-"
Lanyon: "No you weren't."
Hyde: "I... Didn't even tell you what I was thinking."
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you guys should totally go check out my mutual’s Dr Jekyll and Mr Hyde AU on tiktok and ao3 >_<
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Lanyon: Yeah, we’re friends, but I would fuck you if you asked.
Jekyll: Huh?
Lanyon: Huh?
Hyde, in Jekyll’s head: He said he would fuck you if you asked.
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Rachel: I know you snuck out last night, Hyde. Jekyll: Play dumb! Hyde: Who's Hyde? Jekyll: NOT THAT DUMB!!!
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Monster High characters as things me and my friends have said or done:
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Heath: *Chokes on whip cream while lying on the kitchen floor*
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Deuce: bro your probably Autistic
Jackson with internalized ableism: No that can't be right
Deuce:
Jackson:
Deuce: your score was fucking 196-
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Abbey: *kicks a fork into Heaths face impaling him*
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Clawdeen to the tune of Steven Universes Giant Woman: All I wanna do, is get into, my fucking class, MY FUCKING CLASS! But all this stupid zoom, is sending me into, is an invalid meeting, AN INVALID MEETING!
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Frankie: *falls up/down the stairs 13 consecutive times*
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Draculara: Oh no it's the scooter boys!
Cleo: Who are the scooter boys?
Clawdeen: Around 20-30 boys in their early teens that like to station themselves around town to scout out people to harass we call them the scooter boys because scooters are their main mode of transportation
Frankie: Don't forget the two skateboarding college kids
Clawdeen: of course how could I forget their leaders
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Clawd: Aren't you scared she could kill you in your sleep
Heath gesturing towards Abbey: Yeah but she's told me that she wants to watch me struggle first
Abbey: SHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH you are attracting police
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Heath: ...I think I may be pan
Deuce: Heath I have been watching you simp for everything that breathes for five years I could've told you this information
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Cleo: why are so many lesbian thirst traps showing up on my feed?
Deuce: *mumbles something incoherent*
Cleo: what?
Deuce: you said women were better than men so I may have influenced the algorithm to replace all the male thirst traps with lesbian ones for you
Cleo:
Deuce:
Cleo: Thanks
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Deuce entering Jacksons house: OH MAH GOSH I GETTA SEE MY FAVORITE PERSON!
Jackson flattered: Oh?... I'm your favorite person? That's really nice to hear-
Deuce brushing past Jackson to the lizard in the corner near tears: I'VE MISSED YOU SO MUCH!
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Holt: *blasting music into his headphones at full volume*
Heath: Hey Holt
Holt:
Heath: Hey!
Holt:
Heath: HEY!
Holt turning down the volume: Huh what?
Heath: Your my favorite cousin
Holt: Awwww!.... maybe don't tell Jackson that
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Deuce: I read Greek mythology for fun you think I give a shit bout you being pan?
Heath: no...
Deuce: Exactly now come on we're getting you a pride flag
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Cleo: So you know how your a transman and I'm a transwoman
Deuce: Ya?
Cleo: do you think it's possible to swap genitalia
Deuce:.... We've got some fucking research to do
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theendlessfamily · 15 days
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Manny: one flusha t..two fushia
ghoulia: are you serious
Manny:you pick a hard one on purpose
Jackson: it's a fucking dr suss book dipshit
Manny: than you do it
Cleo: one fish two fish red fish you bitch
Manny: hey that last one is fish see
Holt: I wish we were expelled
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animenerd728 · 10 months
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Heath: *pitches an idea* Holt, impressed: Huh, there might be something here! Jackson, under his breath: Yeah, a lawsuit.
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nixotinix · 7 months
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For today's post, I figured that I might as well share a couple Monster High text memes that me and my best friend(@brovotics-art) made mostly for our own amusement. Enjoy!
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yallemagne · 1 year
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Jekyll: "I'm really such a good person. After all, I've been so amazing and generous recently. Giving back to the community. You don't see anyone else in this neighbourhood doing that!! Really, they're worse than I! They're guilty of inaction. Meanwhile, I've never done a single thing wrong in my li-"
Jekyll: *turns into Hyde*
Hyde: "... oh fuck. fUCK FUCK SHIT FUCK FUCK FUCK--"
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casualldehyde · 2 years
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Hyde I introduce you to Hude JR
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One proud cat father, he surprisingly enough gets on pretty well with animals and especially dirty and uncared for ones
Something tells me that if someone he murders has a pet, he’ll adopt it. And sometimes Jekyll will wake up wondering why there’s so many cats in his office.
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Jekyll: I need to separate myself from my mind.
Lanyon: then you would have a brain and a corpse, what are you trying to achieve here?
Jekyll: metaphysically, Lanyon.
Lanyon: I'm going to find a large rock and beat you to death with it, metaphysically.
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Jekyll: "I may be tired and overwhelmed, but I also just made a cup of tea. They aren't comparable, but I can manage the horrors a little better with tea."
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samskaterguy · 2 years
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Boyfriend stuff
Cleo: I was crying and my boyfriend said "You're wearing big hoops, and this is not big hoops attitude." He is so right.
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Frankie: I asked one of my boyfriends to buy me some pads, and then my other boyfriend came over with chocolate, a heating pad, some tea and then he looked down, and he said "...We forgot the pads." My dad bought me pads later don't worry.
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Abbey: My boyfriend ate candy off the floor, threw up and then did it again the day after.
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