and one for lily because i will not get over this for as long as i live
@petalsinwoodvale
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james: i’ll use my james potter charm
lily: i have total faith in you. sirius, you go with him. remus, you too.
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Lily's not like the others. On the outside she's like a cute little lamb, but on the inside she's like a vicious killer lamb.
James Potter, probably
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Lily: Being pregnant sucks. I do not recommend.
James: Well now I feel guilty about putting that baby inside you to begin with.
Lily: You should. *Shakes her head*
Sirius: She knew you were up to no good since day one.
Lily: I knew!
Sirius: And look at her now; married, happy and pregnant.
Lily: *Shaking her head* how low have I sunk...
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James: my god Lily is so pretty. she's so pretty and smart and kind and good and amazing and I just. I want to cook for her and braid her hair and be with her all the time-
Mary: Sweetheart you've been married for five years
James: I know but it's like
James: no matter how long it's been you still feel like you're reaching and chasing and looking up marvelling, you know?
Mary: *sniggers* James
Mary: it's called being a simp
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regulus: oh you eating my ex’s ass? how do my toes taste?
lily: i don’t like this at all i gotta say
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Lily: I’m sorry I called your mother a MILF, can i still come over for dinner?
James: Yeah, sure
Lily: Is your mum gonna be there?
James: you are no longer allowed over for dinner
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remus "oh i think im gay" lupin
sirius "no mate im not gay i am comfortable with my heterosexuality wait wdym remus is going on a date with a rawenclaw how dare after all we have been through what the hell james make him stop" black
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James: I finally asked Regulus out
Lily: oh I'm sorry
James: why?
Lily: I assumed he said no
James: no he said yes
Lily: oh I'm sorry for him then
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Marlene: What’s something you guys are better than Sirius at?
James: Mario Kart.
Peter: Yeah, video games.
Remus: Emotional vulnerability.
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welcome to the marauders fandom <3
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@petalsinwoodvale am i too late? i have a meme.
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lily: i’m cold
james: *gives her his jumper*
remus: i’m cold
sirius: *sets hogwarts on fire*
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Snape: You're only dating Lily to annoy me!
James: No, I'm dating Lily because she's a nice girl. Annoying you's just an added bonus.
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Dorcas: Who or what was your sexual awakening?
Mary: Lily
Marlene: Lily
Remus: Lily
James: I– What?
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how i fully believe this conversation went down:
lily: james and i are dating
everyone:
sirius: well honestly james good for you
james: thank-
peter: we had no idea you knew how to successfully brew amortentia
james: i did NOT drug her!!
marlene: do you honestly expect us to think that lily “i would rather kiss the giant squid” evans is willingly going out with you?
lily: people change!
remus: that’s true
lily: thank you remus
remus: sometimes they lower their standards
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