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propussyslayer · 25 days

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remus "oh i think im gay" lupin

sirius "no mate im not gay i am comfortable with my heterosexuality wait wdym remus is going on a date with a rawenclaw how dare after all we have been through what the hell james make him stop" black

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veethebeequeen · 4 months

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James: I finally asked Regulus out

Lily: oh I'm sorry

James: why?

Lily: I assumed he said no

James: no he said yes

Lily: oh I'm sorry for him then

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lupinsweater · 5 months

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Marlene: What’s something you guys are better than Sirius at?

James: Mario Kart.

Peter: Yeah, video games.

Remus: Emotional vulnerability.

#marlene mckinnon #james potter #sirius black #remus lupin #peter pettigrew #incorrect marauders quotes #incorrect quotes #wolfstar #marauders #jily #jegulus

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not-rab · 1 year

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welcome to the marauders fandom <3

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that-bitch-kat3 · 11 days

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how i fully believe this conversation went down:

lily: james and i are dating

everyone:

sirius: well honestly james good for you

james: thank-

peter: we had no idea you knew how to successfully brew amortentia

james: i did NOT drug her!!

marlene: do you honestly expect us to think that lily “i would rather kiss the giant squid” evans is willingly going out with you?

lily: people change!

remus: that’s true

lily: thank you remus

remus: sometimes they lower their standards

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theprongspotter · 5 months

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Sirius: Prongs, I think I lost your little thing.

James, holding Harry: What little thing?

Sirius: Oh, there it is!

James:

James: You mean my son??

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c: @cutemss

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incorrectly-mischievous · 1 year

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Sirius: *laying face down on the floor*

James: so Remus said he liked you?

Sirius: yeah

James: ...and you asked him to marry you?

Sirius: yes.

James: oh shit. Did he freak out?

Sirius: I don’t know. I ran away before I scared him away even more

*meanwhile*

Remus, walking into the library: lily holy shit I’m getting married

#remus lupin #sirius black #the marauders #wolfstar #hp #harry potter #james potter #lily evans #peter pettigrew #the marauders’ era #jily #jegulus #wolfstar incorrect quotes

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my-castles-crumbling · 3 months

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Peter: So, how many months did it take for you to say ‘I love you’?

James ‘simp’ Potter: Erm…months?

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liv45no · 3 months

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Mary, new to the gang: soooo what’s the best bromance in here?

James and Sirius: *pointing at each other*

James: I actually have a lot of bromances

Sirius: you’re seeing other bros??

James: dude, bro-

Sirius: bro??

James: ITS NOT WHAT IT LOOKS LIKE BRO

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accio-sriracha · 4 months

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James Potter flirting tactics:

~~~♤~~~

James: *seductively taking off glasses*

James: woah you're... really blurry.

~~~♤~~~

James: *trying to be romantic*

James: Will you be the Romeo to my Juliet?

Peter: *whispering to Remus in the background* Does he know they both kill themselves in the end?

Remus: No, no he does not.

~~~♤~~~

James: *tries to act cool when they walk past*

Also James: *falls, smacks head on table, breaks glasses, knocks over someone's cauldron*

James: *mildly concussed* Wow, I think I just... fell for you.

~~~♤~~~

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worldofwolfstar · 5 months

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McGonagall: Is anyone going to tell me what's going on in here?!

James: It's kind of complicated, but Sirius-

McGonagall: Got it. Forget I asked.

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overheard-at-hogwarts · 1 year

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James: Padfoot made it very clear that my allegiance should be to male comrades before women who sell their bodies for money.

Remus: ...Is it possible he actually said, "bros before hoes"?

James: Yes, but I rephrased it to avoid offending the hoes.

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lupinsweater · 6 months

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Sirius: (holding a python) Guys, I impulsively bought a snake, what do I name him

Remus: You did WHAT—

James: William Snakespeare

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not-rab · 2 months

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Regulus: I overheard you making jokes with James and making him laugh

Regulus: I wish nothing but misery upon you

Lily: He’s our boyfriend now

Regulus: Not if I kill you

Lily: Bitch, I dare you to try

Sirius, watching them from afar: …You’re going to let this happen?

James: Sometimes I want people to fight over me, Pads

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that-bitch-kat3 · 3 months

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lily: i’m bisexual

anyone: how is that possible? you’ve only dated james?

lily: that doesn’t mean i’m not bisexual.

remus: yeah it means she’s stupid

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cazzythefrogking · 7 months

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marauders incorrect quotes pt 219

Lily: I haven't slept in seventy-three hours. Regulus: Eighty. Democratically elected leader of insomnia. Remus: It's been ninety for me. I'm going for an even one hundred. James: You guys are fucking terrifying.

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