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7ndipity · 27 days

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Yoongi, picking up the phone: what's wrong?

Y/n: why do you always ask that? just because I’m calling doesn’t mean something’s wrong!

Yoongi:

Y/n: anyway, could you come home? Tae's joined a cult

Jimin, in the background: WE NEED AN ADULT!

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heyyouknowbts · 6 months

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BTS as Florida man headlines, volume LVIII

BTS as Florida man masterlist

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incquotesx · 4 months

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[ sets the kitchen on fire ]

hoseok : shit we need an adult!!

jungkook : YOU'RE AN ADULT

hoseok, looking extremely horrified : oh fuck

jungkook : WE NEED AN ADULTIER ADULT. GO GET JIN HYUNG

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random-incorrect-things · 7 months

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Seokjin: Fun fact! Blueberries are the only fruit named after a colour.

Hoseok: Starfruit?

Seokjin: Close, that's a shape.

Jimin: Guys, you forgot about blueberries.

Seokjin: The listening comprehension of some people.

Yoongi: Okay, you also forgot blackberries.

Namjoon: Black isn't a colour.

Taehyung: Green bean!

Jungkook: Lemons!

Seokjin: I love stupid people more than anything.

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daintyzumin · 2 months

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{based on a true story}

Jungkook’s brother: *likes a fanart of Jimin on his instagram and Jimin in his profile pic*

Jikookers: oH MY GOD JUNGKOOK’S BROTHER IS WHIPPED FOR JIMIN!!!?

Jungkook:

Jungkook: *draws Jimin and posts it on fancafe*

Jungkook: no one is more whipped for Jimin than I am.

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notsocorrectbts · 3 months

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Namjoon: I saw Jimin and Taehyung hugging Namjoon: And then I realised they were choking each other and I was like, okay, that makes more sense

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daechwitonguetech · 9 days

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Yoongi: Given the circumstances, I will let you hug me for four to five seconds.

Jimin: Forty five seconds?!?

Yoongi: No! I said four TO five seconds.

Jimin, hugging Yoongi: Too late.

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serendipminie · 7 months

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Jungkook: You know how I like it girllllllll

Nobody:

Absolutely nobody:

Jimin: Ppeuriri

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lovelycupid47 · 5 days

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BTS Incorrect quotes #2

Jimin: Why are your tongues purple? Taehyung: We had slushies. I had a blue one. Y/N: I had a red one. Jimin: oh. Jimin: .... Jimin: OH. Jungkook: Jungkook: You drank each other's slushies?

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kazuha-pista-badam · 9 days

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GUYS PLEASE HELP /tala_Abo_daqqa

THIS FAMILY HAS AN 11 YEARS OLD GIRL, TALA, THAT HAS LOST ALL 7 IMMEDIATE FAMILY MEMBERS AND ANOTHER 17 RELATIVES

SHE WAS THEN BURIED UNDER THE RUBBLE UNTIL SHE WAS RESCUED

SHE NEEDS TO BE SAVED, PLEASE DONATE & SHARE‼️‼️‼️

also really sorry for 'polluting' other tags but please, help save a life ❤️

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dizzydaisy713 · 19 days

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[Before a concert]

Jimin: you’re going to walk on stage and trip

Namjoon: i’m not going to trip, im not you

Yoongi: no, but you’re you

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7ndipity · 14 days

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Jimin: *eating*

Y/n: he's so beautiful

Jimin: *sleeping*

Y/n: what an angel

Jimin: *breathing*

Y/n: god, can he get any more PERFECT?!

Jimin, during an interview: *does aegyo*

Y/n: get this fucking demon away from me!

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asadfangirlbitxh · 4 months

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Yoongi: Also from now we will be picking code names to go in and surprise Jungkook

Yoongi; I will be eagle 1

Points to Hoseok: Hobi will be there been there, done that

Points to Jimin: Currently doing that

Points to Taehyung: it happened once in a dream

Points to Namjoon: If I had to choose a straight person

And finally points to Him: Hyung you will be eagle 2

Jin: Thank God

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incquotesx · 4 months

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namjoon : jungkook's late again

jimin : i woke him at 8 and pretended it was 11

tae : i wrote a fake schedule saying we started at 9 instead of 12

hoseok : i set his clock to PM when it's AM

namjoon : you all may have overdone it

[ jungkook brusts through the door ]

jungkook : WHAT YEAR IS IT?

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random-incorrect-things · 11 days

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Hoseok: So does anyone in this group have any healthy stress outlets?

Taehyung: Eating rocks.

Seokjin: Screaming.

Yoongi: Murder.

Jungkook: Vigilante cosplay.

Namjoon: Running away from my problems.

Jimin: Annoying my friends.

Hoseok: Okay, so we've got screaming.

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daintyzumin · 1 month

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Namjoon: I have no fear.

Staff: Jimin and Jungkook will be sitting next together during the fan sign

Namjoon: I have ONE fear

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