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hyunlix-lover4 · 3 months
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Seungmin, learning how to drive: What happens if I press the gas and the brake at the same time? Jisung: The car takes a screenshot. Hyunjin: Please pull over. I’m driving now.
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incorrect-staytiny · 9 months
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Bang Chan: [fully immersed in his work, editing music and writing song lyrics]
Jisung: [upside down on the couch] do you think ducks have feelings?
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kiwiikz · 1 year
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lee know: what’s this?
han, hugging lee know: affection!
lee know: ew, disgusting 
lee know: do it again
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wrong-skz · 2 years
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seungmin: so while it can be pretty hit or miss-
felix & jisung: I GUESS THEY NEVER MISS HUH
seungmin: i fucking hate this family
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incorrectskzquotes · 1 month
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[During the Stray Kids pre-debut show] Minho: I didn’t understand why people care so much for their dumb friends until I got a dumb friend myself. Minho: *Picks Jisung up* Minho: I’ve only befriended Jisung for a day and a half, but if anything happened to him, I would kill everyone in this room and myself.
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skz-maybe-incorrects · 2 months
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love-zara-skz · 8 months
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Kidnapper: i have your kid
Chan: which one i have 7…
Kidnapper: the really loud, annoying one that never shuts up
Chan:
Chan: which one i have 7…
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Minho: How long has it been since either of your slept?
Chan: Three or four.
Minho: Three or four what?
Jisung, nodding: Three or four.
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str4ykin9s · 1 month
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Jeongin: Would you slap Hyunjin for a million dollars Han: Lmaoo I would slap him for a slice of cheese cake Minho: I would slap him if I felt like it Hyunjin: I feel so unsafe here
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thathyperarmystay · 27 days
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Minho: Go on! Who dares to challenge me?!
Jisung: *stands up* I will!
Minho: No, no honey, sit back down. Kim Seungmin can challenge in your place.
Seungmin: What the fuck have I done???
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hwangism143 · 2 months
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Chan: If I fall… Changbin: I’ll be there to catch you. Felix: *looks at Jisung* What if I fall? Jisung: Then I’ll fall with you, never leaving your side. Hyunjin: *watches these two interactions* Hyunjin, to Minho: And if I fall? Minho: I’ll be the one who pushed you.
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hyunlix-lover4 · 3 months
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Jeongin, filling out legal paperwork: Were you guys born AMAB or AFAB? Minho: Bold of you to assume I was born at all. Chan: I personally was created in a lab. Jisung: I just straight up spawned lol.
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incorrect-staytiny · 10 months
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Felix: I love you guys, you’re the best that’s ever happened to me
Jisung: we’re the best thing that’s ever happened to you?
Felix: yes
Seungmin: I’m starting to feel a little sorry for you
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kiwiikz · 1 year
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seungmin: lee know isn't answering his phone
han: i’ll call
seungmin: chan and i have both tried six times each, what makes you thi-
lee know: hello?
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what-if-nct · 10 months
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Seungmin: Han fell in the lake.
Chan: Did you push him?
Seungmin: I will not be answering any further questions without my lawyer.
Chan: Who is your lawyer?
Jeongin: I am. My client will not be answering any further questions. He is innocent.
Han: Chan, Seungmin pushed me in the lake.
Jeongin: Do not listen to him. He is clearly inebriated and not in his right mind.
Seungmin: Yeah, Don't make me push you in the lake again.
Lee know: Court stenographer read that back.
Felix: "Seungmin: Don't make me push you in the lake again"
Lee know: I rest my case he pushed my client into the lake there for should be charged with attempted murder and serve twenty-five years in prison.
Chan: Hold on guys. Changbin, where's your pants?!
Changbin: I'm being Binnie the Pooh.
Chan: At least put on underwear.
Felix: No, no not yet. Court Painter are you drawing this.
Hyunjin: No the fuck I am not. I'm drawing birds.
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incorrectskzquotes · 25 days
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Felix: Done your stretches? Jisung: Check. Felix: Got your mic? Jisung: Check. Felix: Did you have breakfast? Jisung: What? That’s not on the checklist. Felix: I added it because I care about you. Jisung: No, I did not have breakfast. Felix: Unacceptable. Look in your pocket. [Jisung finds a breakfast bar in his pocket] Jisung: Hey, there’s little chocolate chips in this. Felix: Yeah, I’m not an idiot. I know how to trick my best friend into eating his fiber.
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