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delzinrowe · 3 days
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incorrect jjk quotes [39/?]
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chiarrara · 22 days
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JJK V2 | JJK V1 | Yuri On Ice
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fandomcentralsstuff · 7 months
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incorrect-jujutsu · 2 months
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jjk as texts i found on pinterest
megumi: jesus crispy
megumi: christ
itadori: JESUS CRISPY
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geto: are you in the bathroom with the lights off
gojo: why do you care i'm a grown man
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todo: we can skateboard in walmart at midnight man
kamo: that's super unsafe
todo: yep
todo: and
kamo: i don't think i can talk you out of that so okay
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toge (probably to yuta): WTF YOU TAKE LIKE TEN YEARS TO REPLY
toge: DO YOU TEXT PEOPLE AND THEN THROW YOUR PHONE ACROSS THE PACIFIC OCEAN
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itadori: 🎷🐕
itadori: isn't that so silly
itadori: 🎷🐛
itadori: 🎷🐁 🎷🐎 🎷🐐 🎷🐋 they're all so talented
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momo: stab stab
kamo: NO STABBING IN MY HOUSEHOLD
kamo: OR OUTSIDE MY HOUSEHOLD
kamo: NO STABBING
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sukuna: can we talk about fish
uraume: of course we can
sukuna: they think they're better than me
uraume: how dare they
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nobara: you laughed at me like three times
megumi: i do not recall nor do i care
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gojo: merry christmas i'm your present
nanami: can i have the receipt
gojo: WOW
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yuki: where have you been
choso: asleep
yuki: for two days??
choso: ya
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sleepinghellokitty · 3 months
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Gojo: I really do hate thinking. I wish I were feral and illiterate Geto: same bro
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Gojo: Remember at our wedding when you said you’d take me for better or worse from that day forward until death shall part us?
Geto: Satoru, what did you do?
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suguru-getos · 4 months
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Now, Satoru has always been the dramatic one. The one who always simps for you endlessly. However, once a while when he goes abroad on missions and comes back to you after a while (5 days max), you end up Satoruing harder than Satoru himself. 😤
You: Sorry the patient has died.
Satoru: Why?
You: Lack of dick.
Satoru: (Wheezing) Princess… stop the fuck up
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dellalyra · 7 months
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Yuuji: *pretending to joke* So when are you going to go out with me?
Megumi: I don't know. When are you going to ask me to?
Nobara: And you just ran away?!
Yuuji: I didn't expect him to flirt back!
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who-can-touch-my-boob · 2 months
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✨incorrect jujutsu kaisen quotes:
Gojo: so for next Halloween I’m going to be a vampire. What about you?
Geto: a better version of myself…
Gojo: …
Gojo: so… a fairy?
lmao this is literally a irl conversation between me and a person with Down syndrome i work with.(I’m Geto)
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slaytism · 21 days
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Geto: I think im in love with Gojo
Shoko:
Geto:
Geto: any thoughts?
Shoko: and prayers, you're going to need them
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delzinrowe · 1 day
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incorrect jjk quotes [40/?]
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chiarrara · 22 days
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JJK V1 | JJK V2 | Yuri On Ice
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fandomcentralsstuff · 3 months
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incorrect-jujutsu · 3 months
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jjk as my friends driving
gojo: *hits the curb*
geto: im about to jump out the damn car
gojo: NO I CAN DRIVE I SWEAR
nanami: is this not the 5th curb youve hit?
haibara: PLEASE just let shoko drive
shoko: let me drive or i make you crash the car
gojo: just because you said that im going to crash the car into the nearest tree
nanami: please god let me up out this car
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*yuta slams the brakes, making him maki and toge jerk forward*
toge: *intense glaring*
yuta: IM SORRY
maki: your heavy ass feet bro get out the car
yuta: it wasnt THAT bad
toge: youve done this at every light and stop sign
maki: and everytime you do toge is inches away from flying out the damn windshield
yuta: HE HAS A SEATBELT ON BRO HE HAS PROTECTION
maki: aint that what that one kid said about carter before he went flying off his bike
yuta: THATS NOT THE SAME THING
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megumi: nobara thats a red light
nobara: *keeps driving*
megumi: nobara-
itadori: GIRL THE FUCKING LIGHT
nobara: I DONT GIVE THREE FUCKS TWO DAMNS OR A RATS ASS WE RUNNING A LIGHT TONIGHT
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