#incorrect johanna

[capric0rnie]

so excited for the tbosas movie!!!! hoping to include those characters in these hunger games tweets a little more in the future

#the hunger games #peeta mellark #everlark #katniss everdeen #peeniss #thg #thg incorrect quotes #gale hawthorne #haymitch abernathy #johanna mason #tbosbas #tbosas #coriolanus snow #lucy gray baird #president snow #president coin #alma coin

[saltair-and-palemoonlight]

I think I’m hilarious. Just btw.

Part two

Part three

Part four

Part five

Part six (tbosbas edition!)

#lilly talks #hunger games #the hunger games #ceaser flickerman #katniss everdeen #peeta mellark #johanna mason #finnick odair #annie cresta #president snow #gale hawthorne #haymitch abernathy #effie trinket #thg #thg as text posts #thg incorrect quotes #thg text posts #fun fact abt me: ceaser is one of my fav characters ever #he fascinates me #I’m so obsessed with him it’s actually weird #he’s just such a character

[autumnalfallingleaves]

Run, dude

please do not repost my art

#hilda the series #hilda netflix #hilda #hilda s3 #hilda season 3 #hilda spoilers #hilda s3 spoilers #hilda season 3 spoilers #johanna hilda #anders hilda #comic #comics #art #incorrect quote #shitpost #meme #beans art

[nicelytousled]

incorrect sandman quotes but its all ferdie's tweets part 2 (part 1)

#the sandman #incorrect sandman quotes #dream of the endless #morpheus #desire of the endless #rose walker #johanna constantine #lucienne #matthew the raven #Ferdinand Kingsley #bird makes stuff

[thehungergamesmemes]

Peeta: Katniss, you're one in a million

Beetee, absentmindedly: That means there are aproximately 4.5 of you in Panem

Finnick: Omg find yourself

Peeta: Start a very miniscule army

Johanna, Nodding along: Overthrow President Snow

#hunger games #hunger games memes #hunger games incorrect quotes #peeta mellark #beetee latier #finnick odair #johanna mason #katniss everdeen #source: unknown

[askclato]

Johanna: I don’t really have friends.

Peeta: Bold words from someone within my hugging range.

#the hunger games #thg #thg incorrect quotes #incorrect quotes #peeta mellark #johanna mason

[lady-corrine]

Johanna: Annie's eyes are blue?

Finnick: They're a sea green, more aquamarine than blue.

Johanna: When was the last time she smiled?

Finnick: This morning, we were talking about starfish.

Johanna: When's my birthday?

Finnick:

Johanna: When's my birthday, Finnick?

#odesta #johanna mason #finnick odair #annie cresta #finnick x annie #thg #the hunger games #incorrect quotes

[melusinealarice]

Somewhere in Panem with the victors the 74th year

Katniss climbing the tree

Gloss: Really Haymitch, this is the girl that got an 11 as a training score??

Cato falls

Haymitch: At least she got up the fuckin tree.

Cashmere: It’s fine someone else will get her.

None if the carriers climbing

Enobaria: You gotta be kidding me.

Johanna and Finnick join on the couch

Johanna: Even Finnick’s kids could climb a fucking tree,

Finnick hiding laughter

Brutus: At least our kids made it past the blood bath, can’t say the same for either of yours.

Johanna: I bet you wish they’d kept one of mine around right about now.

Gloss: its fine, she’s a sitting duck, they can just shoot her, its not like she can dodge it, or move.

Glimmer misses shot

Haymitch: Did that girl ever hit any target with her arrow? Because mine did.

Cashmere: We told her to grab a short distance weapon, she has no aim.

Enobaria: that’s embarrassing, for the careers. Cato will get her, he doesn’t miss.

Cato fires arrow and misses

Brutus: Oh my god, I can’t watch this, im getting second hand embarrassment.

Haymitch: Can none of your kids climb a tree???

Cashmere: I guess not.

Marvel throws spear and misses

Finnick: None of them can aim either, this is just sad

Peeta: lets wait her out, she has to come down at some point.

Haymitch laughing hysterically,

Some time later

Katniss starting to cut down tracker jackers

Gloss: Did all our kids seriously fall asleep,

Cashmere rubbing her temples: Yea, they did

Johanna: Who sleeps that heavily in the arena??? Shes making so much noise how are they not awake?

Enobaria: She’s gonna die from those jackers before that nest falls,

Nest falls and careers scatter

Brutus: I need another drink,

Glimmer dies

Johanna: HAH HOW DOES IT FEEL HAVING YOUR CAREER BE TAKEN OUT BY THE DISTRICT 12 GIRL!

Cashmere: no comment,

Some more time later

Katniss plots with rue to blow up food

Gloss: they aren’t gonna fall for that.

They fall for it

Haymitch: you were saying?

Enobaria: This year sucks

Katniss kills Marvel

Johanna (drunk) : HAH BOTH OF YOUR TRIBUTES TAKEN OUT BY THE 12 GIRL!

Gloss: Ok im leaving now.

Cashmere: yea i think im also gonna head out…

Johanna (drunk): LOOSERS HAHAHAHAHAH!!!!

Finnick: ok Jo, come on, that’s enough for you,

Takes her alcohol

Johanna: no fairrrr, you never take Haymitch’s alcohol

Haymitch: he knows not to mess with me

Finnick: Every time you get drunk, you end up in a fist fight, or breaking something, or both, Haymitch just passes out.

Johanna: OH WHAT YOU WANNA FIGHT LETS FIGHT!

Finnick picks Jo up and carries her to the elevator as she continues screaming and fighting

Haymitch to Brutus and Enobaria: Haha, your tributes arent as cool as mineeee,

Brutus: at least our girl doesn’t look like she wants to vomit getting close to her supposed lover.

Finnick returns

Enobaria: that was fast?

Finnick: I locked her in her bathroom,

Haymitch: Didn’t she just break down the door last time?

Finnick: I handcuffed one of her hands to the pipes and the other to the door.

Elevator doors open revealing Johanna, drenched in water, still handcuffed to a pipe, and the door.

Finnick: I give up. *sits down*

Brutus: what the fuck is wrong with you.

Both Finnick and Jo simultaneously: A lot.

#the hunger games #fanfic #hunger games #incorrect hunger games quotes #thg incorrect quotes #incorrect hg quotes #finnick odair #johanna mason #brutus #enobaria #haymitch abernathy #katniss #clove kentwell #cato hadley #74th hunger games #gloss #cashmere #marvel #glimmer #somewhere in panem

[jackiebuckley]

Peacekeeper : Please sit in this chair. I'd like to ask you some questions.

Johanna : ( whispering to finnick ) deny everything

Finnick : that’s not a chair .

#the hunger games #incorrect hunger games #Johanna mason #finnick odair

[cherries-and-knives]

Johanna, covered head to toe in blood not a discernible feature in sight: *screaming curse words at the top of her lungs*

Finnick, just by hearing the screaming: omg yall it’s my bestie🥺😌🫶🏻🏃💨

#Finnick and Johanna’s friendship is top tier #I love them #the hunger games #hunger games #katniss everdeen #thg #peeta mellark #thg katniss #thg johanna mason #thg johanna #thg quotes #thg incorrect quotes #thg finnick #the hunger games finnick #finnick x annie #hunger games finnick #finnick odair #hunger games johanna mason #hunger games johanna #johanna mason #thg series #thg movies #thg catching fire #the hunger games movie

[capric0rnie]

haven’t posted hunger games tweets in forever so here u go <3

#peeta mellark #the hunger games #everlark #katniss everdeen #peeniss #thg #thg incorrect quotes #haymitch abernathy #finnick odair #primrose everdeen #gale hawthorne #johanna mason

[saltair-and-palemoonlight]

THG + text posts

Part one

Part three

Part four

Part five

Part six (tbosbas edition!)

*all creds to the og posters of the text!!!!

#lilly talks #thg #the hunger games #hunger games #katniss everdeen #peeta mellark #everlark #haymitch abernathy #johanna mason #gale hawthorne #finnick odair #annie cresta #thg incorrect quotes #thg text posts #it’s always been queue

[blaithnne]

Johanna, age 10: My parents… they’re gone, they’re really gone. All I have left of them are my memories…

Astrid, about to do the funniest thing ever: Wanna see a magic trick

#I don’t know why this whole concept is so funny to me BUT IT IS #hilda #hilda the series #netflix hilda #hilda netflix #Hilda spoilers #hilda season 3 spoilers #Hilda season 3 #hilda johanna #johanna hilda #Astrid hilda #hilda Astrid #incorrect hilda quotes #incorrect quotes #textpost #shitpost

[pixiexdusts-world]

Incorrect quote

Y/n: Are you sure this is the right direction?

Johanna: Certainly, I’m as sure as I am honest!

Finnick: In that case, we’re definitely lost.

#the hunger games #the hunger games x you #the hunger games x y/n #the hunger games x reader #hunger games finnick #hunger games Johanna #hunger games x reader #finnick odair #johanna mason #finnick odair x you #finnick odair x reader #johanna mason x you #johanna mason x reader #the hunger games incorrect quotes #hunger games incorrect quotes #incorrect hunger games quotes

[thehungergamesmemes]

Finnick: I’m going to sing you a song that I wrote about my life

Johanna: Go on then

Finnick: *Inhales deeply*

Johanna:

Finnick: *Screams for three minutes in various tones*

Johanna:

Annie: *Nodding* I relate to those lyrics on a deep and spiritual level

#hunger games #hunger games incorrect quotes #hunger games memes #finnick odair #johanna mason #annie cresta #source: unknown

[that-sarcastic-optimist]

Katniss: Alright, listen up, folks, we've decided, in the interest of safety, we will now be using codenames. You may address me as Mockingjay 1

Katniss: Gale's codename is Been There Done That

Katniss: Peeta is Currently Doing That

Katniss: Finnick is It Happened Once In A Dream

Katniss: Johanna is If I Had To Pick A Chick

Katniss: And Haymitch is...Mockingjay 2

Haymitch: Oh thank god

#haymitch abernathy #katniss everdeen #Peeta Mellark #gale thg #gale hawthorne #johanna mason #finnick odair #everlark #thg #The Hunger Games #thg incorrect quotes