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#incorrect johnlock
adumpofdumbstuff · 18 days
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Mrs. Hudson: Is that blood or chocolate?
Sherlock: *licks it off the floor* Damn. Chocolate.
John: *facepalms*
@gingaaaaa @a-victorian-girl
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John and Sherlock: *staring out the window*
Mycroft: What are you doing??
John: Sherlock broke the tv so we're watching a couple break up across the street
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spn-lesbian · 2 years
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Sherlock: I DO WHAT I WANT
Greg: I’m calling John
Sherlock: no wait
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Sherlock: You love me, right John?
John: Normally, I'd say yes without hesitation, but I feel like this is going somewhere and I don't like it
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This one's for the Johnlock shippers :)
A shot of Sherlock running, the video freezes and John's voice takes over: There Sherlock was, trying to catch the girl. And by that I mean that we were trying to get hold of a female serial killer. And Sherlock was running too fast.
(The video resumes.)
John: I'll meet you around the corner, honey.
(Source: me-e-eh u u uh u 🎵)
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Sherlock: *Long explanation about the lore of My Immortal*
John:
John: So that was why you stole my sweater????
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John: It’s impossible to make a sentence without using the letter a.
Sherlock: Despite your thinking, it is quite possible, yet difficult, to form one without the specific letter. Here’s one more to further disprove your theory.
John: ...
John: Fuck you.
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whispersfrom221b · 8 months
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Sherlock: Are you sure you want to wear … this?
John: What's wrong with it? Those are my normal clothes.
Sherlock: Exactly.
John: We're just going to have dinner somewhere.
Sherlock: If that's how you talk to all of your dates, it's no wonder that you're still single.
John: Date?
Sherlock: Yes, John, date.
John: We're going on a … date. You and I. Did I miss something? When did we decide to go on a date?
Sherlock: You asked me not four hours ago if we want to have dinner at Angelo's today. I agreed and you said, and I quote, "Great. It's a date."
John: That's a phrase.
Sherlock: I should have known that after your hundreds of attempts to find a wife, agreeing on a date turned into a phrase to you. Stupid, Sherlock.
John: No, I mean it. It's actually a phrase. But we could, if you like. You know, make it a real date.
Sherlock: Is that another phrase?
John: No, that's me asking you out.
Sherlock: For romantic purposes?
John: That's the general idea behind dating.
Sherlock: Fine.
John: Good. That's… good. Great, actually. Just give me a second and I will change in something different.
Sherlock: No need, the first impression is already ruined.
John: Dating you is going to be fun.
Sherlock: Of course. Everything with me is fun.
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strangesthirdeye · 7 months
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Sherlock: *makes a deduction about the characteristics of the killer*
Y/n: *looks at Sherlock with a look of love*
Sherlock: *stops when he notices Y/n is silent* What are you doing?
Y/n: *with an expression of falling in love and a sweet smile* You're smart.. I love you.
Sherlock: *stopped responding and looked at Y/n with a blank expression*
John: *sighing* I think you broke him.
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secondlastpsycho · 9 months
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yes i know i like that trope bc of some deep psychological trauma crap i do not care it makes me happy why can’t you let me be happy please let me be happy i am depressed individual and i need the fictional characters to get away okay
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adumpofdumbstuff · 2 months
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Because y’all liked my first one so much…
Greg: Is that a hickey?
Sherlock: What? No! It’s a mosquito bite!
John: Morning, Greg!
Greg: Morning, mosquito.
Edit: ok over 100 notes?? Thank you. Just a reminder I have a Johnlock fic here. Shame on me for advertising.
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sherlockcorner · 3 months
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Sherlock Holmes: *About to do something incredibly stupid* John Watson: I know I can't stop you, but I won't let you go by yourself.
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gregorovitch-adler · 1 year
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“You’re not hurt, Watson? For God’s sake, say that you are not hurt!”
It was worth a wound—it was worth many wounds—to know the depth of loyalty and love which lay behind that cold mask. The clear, hard eyes were dimmed for a moment, and the firm lips were shaking.
Translation-
Holmes (panicking) : Are you okay? You would have died, my dear Watson!
Watson(instead of focusing on his own wound and the trauma of almost getting shot) : Uh... I like your mouth.
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countfagulaa · 2 years
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Holmes: Let’s play 21 questions!
Watson: Alright. What’s your favorite book?
Holmes: Cocaine, do you like men?
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John: Do you want to hear it, or do you just want to be a smart-arse?
Sherlock: I want to be a smart-arse.
Sherlock, holding his hand out: Hi, I'm Sherlock Holmes. We clearly haven't met before.
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