#incorrect judexcardan

[thewickedking-s]

Incorrect Cruel Prince

Lady Asha: I raised a perfectly, well behaved, functioning son.

Jude: You have a son I don't know about?

Cardan: I-

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[dorkzrul]

Priest: Repeat after me.

Cardan: After me.

Priest:

Priest, whispering to Jude: Are you sure you want this one?

Source: @a-salting-the-world

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[aesthetics-11]

Text Chain

Cardan: Yoyre the sweetest candything in all of theuniverse.

Cardan: Sprinkles odf sugar on my tasters

Jude: Cardan, are you drunk?

Cardan: Would you arrest me rif i wass?

Jude: No Sir.

Cardan: U arw so polite.

Jude: Well thank you. So how much did you have to drink?

Cardan: A baby and a half dozen babies.

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[thewickedking-s]

Jude: Can we get ice cream?

Cardan: I am literally driving you to the hospital.

Jude: But I want an oreo blizzard?

Cardan: you've been sTabBeD

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[thewickedking-s]

Cardan: Good morning, Jude has let me live another day and I'm about to make it everybody's problem.

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[thewickedking-s]

Incorrect Cruel Prince Part II

Jude: In Elfhame I can only think of one truly platonic relationship.

Cardan: You and me?

Jude: Don't make me laugh Greenbriar, you know you wanna hit this so hard.

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[thewickedking-s]

Incorrect Cruel Prince Part idk

Nobody:

Jude Duarte: being called a liar when you're literally lying is the most frustrating thing ever.

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[thewickedking-s]

Cardan: you think your crush is lying awake in bed thinking about you, but really they're reading about swords on Wikipedia.

Jude: While you were wasting your time considering me as a romantic option, I was studying the blade.

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[thewickedking-s]

Cardan: *coughs violently*

Jude: Don't die.

Cardan: Don't tell me what to do.

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[thewickedking-s]

Incorrect Cruel Prince (if HP and TCP had a crossover)

Cardan: I know what I'd see in the Mirror of Erised, wealth and revenge.

Mirror: *shows Jude standing beside him*

Cardan: no, i said wealth and revenge

Mirror: *shows Cardan and Jude holding hands*

Cardan, frustrated: no, WEALTH AND REVENGE!

Mirror: *shows Cardan and Jude kissing*

Cardan, visibly sweating: WEALTH AND—

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[thewickedking-s]

Incorrect Cruel Prince Part III

Jude, to Cardan: You look...

Cardan, flipping his hair: Gorgeous? Yeah, I woke up like this.

Jude: I was going to say tired.

Cardan: I also woke up three days ago.

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[dorkzrul]

Cardan: I forgot to charge my phone last night. Sometimes I think I’m stupid...

Jude: I do that too!

Cardan: Forget to charge your phone?

Jude: No, I think you’re stupid.

Source: @incorrect_malec on Instagram

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