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hugs4neth · 2 months

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Rita: I’ll have a double pumpkin syrup double chocolate syrup three pumps of your special limited edition chrunchie syrup 13 splendas 4 sugars with extra whipped cream! Oo oo and put some of that fancy raw sugar on top of the whip cream, for CRUNCH! Juno: I’ll have an americano, black. Barista: That’ll be 14 creds. Juno: Go ahead and put it on your comms Rita: Ya know my comms is linked to your card right? Juno: I thought Buddy gave you her card for “team building purchases” Rita: She gave me YOUR card for team building purchases Juno: …I’ll pay Rita: You already did!

~Later, after they get their coffee~

Juno: This coffee is weak. Rita: You can have some of mine if you want Mistah Juno: *eyeing the inexplicably neon concoction Rita is gleefully gulping down* Juno: I think I’m good, thanks.

(Authors note: Juno has no idea that an americano is just watered down espresso. He is upset about his coffee every time he buys it or asks for it, and has simply come to the conclusion that no one knows how to make coffee right. Rita has suggested that he doesn’t like americanos before but was met with much opposition. She now brews an espresso whenever he asks for an americano.) (He started ordering americanos because someone told him they had more caffeine - probably Puck Falco, back when they worked at the HCPD)

#the penumbra podcast #junoverse #juno steel #incorrect quotes #might make this into a comic later #tpp #rita redacted #buddy aurinko #puck falco

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nureyevs-worst-alias · 7 months

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Season 2 Juno: I will live and I will love but by God I will not laugh

#tpp incorrect quotes #the lady has been through it #the penumbra podcast #juno steel #junoverse #the penumbra #tpp #the penumbra fandom #tpp juno

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jupiterslifelessmoons · 11 months

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Juno: *bleeding out* blood loss? No i didn’t loose it, I know exactly where the blood is

#I’ve had this in my drafts for literally a year #no idea why i didn’t post it before #anyways posting it now #Juno steel #the penumbra podcast #tpp #tpp incorrect quotes #tpp incorrects #text post #text posts #junoverse #jupiterslifelessmoons

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detective-pigeon · 10 months

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Jet: Drive it like you stole it. But you stole it because you loved it and you would not like to see it damaged. Basically, drive carefully.

#incorrect quotes #the penumbra podcast #penumbra #tpp #jet sikuliaq #jet siquliak #(I've seen both spelling and I'm not sure which is correct?)#junoverse #juno steel series #quote source: Welcome To Night Vale episode 93 - 'Big Sister' proverb

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harpie-raven · 2 months

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*onboard the Carte Blanche*

Juno: Uhhhhh……Buddy? What’re you wearing?

Buddy: My emotions darling, stress couture—

#this could logically be at any point during S3 #I am not wrong #source: mlp #buddy aurinko #Juno steel #the aurinko crime family #tpp #the penumbra podcast #incorrect quotes

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behemothman · 1 year

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engstrom: i’ve invited you here because I crave the deadliest game...

juno, nodding: knife monopoly.

engstrom: I was actually going to play rangian street poker, but now I'm really interested in whatever knife monopoly is

#has this been done before?#the penumbra podcast #tpp #juno steel #the train from nowhere #incorrect quotes

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waters-and-the-wilde · 1 year

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Juno: Why are we telling Engstrom we're married?

Nureyev: We need the coordinates to get onto the Utgard Express.

Juno: You mean we're scamming him?

Nureyev: I was thinking more of just flat-out stealing from him?

Juno: What? No way!

Nureyev: Why ever not? We already stole the Ruby Seven.

Ruby: Beep-boop! (Hey guys!)

Juno: No, we didn't. The Ruby's a talking car, it can do whatever it wants.

Ruby: Whee bee boop boop! (I wanna steal!)

#i am like 99% certain this has been done in multiple iterations but it started freeloading in my head so i just threw this together for me #juno steel #peter nureyev #incorrect quotes #the penumbra podcast

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your-mom-friend · 9 months

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Rita: here’s a password cracker

Juno, faux shocked: Rita! Isn’t that illegal ?

Rita, absolutely done: shut the fuck up and do your job

#rem rambles #juno steel tpp #Juno steel and the vanishing act #incorrect quotes

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penumbrapodcastincorrectquotes · 1 year

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Juno: Meh we’ll burn that bridge when we get to it

Buddy: you mean cross darling

Juno: meh we’ll figure that out later

#Tpp #the penumbra podcast #This is another interacting that I’ve had #It was with my mom #She laughed so hard at me #Idk why I am perfect incorrect quotes fodder #But I mean I run a blog for it so #juno steel #junoverse #buddy arinko

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theannoyingmosquitoinyourroom · 1 year

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juno: penny for your thoughts?

nureyev *visibly offended (bc drama queen)*: my thoughts are worth more than a penny!!

ALSO

nureyev: penny for your thoughts?

juno *hand outstretched*: pay up bitch.

#the first one also applies to juno and buddy #and the second one gives me juno and vespa vibes #tpp #the penumbra podcast #juno steel #juno #juno tpp #peter nureyev #nureyev #tpp nureyev #incorrect quotes #?? idk if theyre actually incorrect quotes #i just thought them up while i was actually supposed to be doing maths

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notreyev · 1 year

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nureyev: what are you doing, juno?

juno: your mom

nureyev:

#juno steel #peter nureyev #jupeter #tpp #junoverse #the penumbra podcast #incorrect quotes #your mom

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hugs4neth · 2 months

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Juno: Rita, what's 14 + 9 Rita: 126 'Mista Steel Juno: *Counting on his fingers* That can't be right Rita: Yes it is, 14 times 10 is 140 minus 14 is 126 Juno: No, I said plus, not times. Rita: Oh that's 23. Juno: *Buffering* Wait did you just do three-digit multiplication in your head in seconds? Rita: Yeah it's easy! You just gotta swirl the numbers around and then it's the answer!

@penumbrapodcastincorrectquotes

#real conversation i just had #i have discalculia so the dude (gn) being able to do that fucking blew my mind #tpp #the penumbra podcast #junoverse #juno steel #rita redacted #tpp incorrect quotes #the penumbra podcast incorrect quotes #the penumbra quotes #the penumbra fandom

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nureyevs-worst-alias · 11 months

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TPP incorrect quotes

Juno: I'm at the store, do you want orange juice or apple juice?

Peter: I'll file that under "for future consideration"

Juno:

Peter:

Juno:

Peter: