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[niiwa-angel]

Barry to Bruce: Hal and I bought tickets late and each wound up in middle seats on the same row.

Barry: I've already apologized to the people beside me 10 times. He's sharing beef jerky with his people and might be in someone's wedding.

Bruce to Barry: That's why I fly private.

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[lithiumseven]

Captain Marvel, an actual 12 year old, trying to pass as a grownup: I will take a cup of coffee please

Waitress: Alright, how would you like it?

Captain Marvel, panicking: Uh…….sunny side up?

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[frownyalfred]

Bruce: nobody thinks Superman and I are involved

Hal, to the Justice League: um, raise your hand if you thought Batman and Superman were a thing

(everyone around the table raises their hand)

Bruce, dying inside: Clark, for the love of God, please put your hand down

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[mockstarling]

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[a-comic-bitch]

I can’t stop thinking about Batman’s face reveal and the Justice league not focusing on the fact that he is Bruce Wayne but the fact that he’s fuck!ng beautiful.

Cause they all think he is a social outcast that lives in a cave so the surprise that he is actually crazy attractive would be devastating.

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[vertigoambrosia]

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[yjcorefourenjoyer]

AU that the batkids are all serious and bat-like ONLY WHEN BATMAN ISN’T AROUND

Like when they’re on their own team/out of Gotham? Most respected, calm and serious person there. They have a plan and it will work. “Oh yeah I memorized all the exits and people here the second I entered, you didn’t?” That’s them.

But in Gotham w/ Batman? Pranks galore and singing on patrol, they forget to sleep and forget to eat. When Batman tells them their gonna have a longer patrol they all sigh and complain while trying to give other siblings their work in exchange for doing that sibling’s chore.

But nobody knows that they act like that!! Batman would say something like

“Gosh my kids blew something up I have to go,”

AND EVERYONE WHOSE EVER MET THEM IS ALL CONFUSED LIKE “BUT THEIR A BAT?!?! HUH??!”

and Batman would respond

“Oh yeah you know them, always doing something their not supposed to”

JL: “NO?!”

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[vodrae]

Villain swaps Bruce and Clark minds.

Bruce: I get the "man of steel" now. *Punches villain*

Clark: Why...Why...WHY ARE YOU SO MUCH IN PAIN ?!

Bruce: What do you mean ? I took a 12 hours break yesterday, I'm as fresh as a newborn.

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[firerose18991]

Literally anyone meeting bruce and his family for the first time: So how did you get so many kids by 30?

Dick: HE WAS A TEENAGE DELINQUENT

Jason: *shouting over him* HE LEFT MY MOTHER AT THE ALTAR

*tim is sitting, just happy to be included*

Bruce: BE-quiet.  They're ADOPTED!

Jason: *not a beat missed* Because he’s never known the touch of a woman.

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[mcuxhp777]

just imagine how stressed the jl would be after finding out that bruce has a biological son. he's batman, so of course, he's not going to get laid, right? then he introduces the new robin that acts and looks a lot like him and the jl malfunctions

Diana: So, he's not adopted?

Bruce: No, he's my son

Clark: How did you? How can you? How did this happen?

Hal: What Clark's trying to ask is, how did you get laid?

Clark: Especially with you brooding all the time

Bruce: It just happened

Diana: *Picks up Damian* He's quite cute

Damian, about to stab Diana: I am not cute

Diana, who is used to kids with a sword due to being raised on Themyscira: Oh and he's a warrior by heart

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[batfamgalore]

*The Justice League reaches out to Nightwing and tells him they need help on a case. Dick asks Bruce why they asked him*

Bruce: I might have mentioned to the Justice League, accidentally, that you… might be able to help.

Dick: Whoah. Time out. Flag on the play. Did you vouch for me?

Bruce: No. I wouldn’t say exactly I vouched for you.

Dick: Wally, Bruce vouched for me.

Bruce: I did not vouch for you.

Dick: You were bragging on me. You have a dad crush on me.

Bruce: Dick, I was not bragging on you. I was merely stating facts about your track record that are in the newspaper.

Dick: Let’s hug it out.

Bruce: Put your arms down.

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[frownyalfred]

Bruce, sitting through the mandatory psych eval he created for the Justice League that Clark is also making him take:

Hal Jordan, underlining something on his clipboard: “Name a weakness.”

Bruce: “All of my questions sound like insults.”

Hal:

Bruce:

Hal: “…can you give an example?”

Bruce: “Can you not think of one yourself?”

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[incorrectbatfam]

Bruce: Would you like something to drink? We have water, milk, juice, spiders, Dr. Pepper—

Clark: Spiders?

Bruce: Spiders it is, then.

Clark: No, that wasn't—

Bruce: *already pouring a glass of spiders*

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[mockstarling]

Hal: Onion rings are vegetable donuts.

Oliver, used to hal being dumb: Sure. . .

Guy: Your stomach thinks all potatoes are mashed.

Oliver: Okay?

Jessica: Lasagna is spaghetti flavored cake.

Oliver:

Kyle: Lobsters are mermaid scorpio-

Oliver: Jesus, that one is a little-

Barry, interested: No, no, Ollie let them keep going.

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[a-comic-bitch]

I love the idea of a fic where most people don’t interact with Gotham and the people outside of Gotham don’t know much about it except it’s a dangerous place and has Batman. Same goes with the Justice league. So one day the Justice league has to go to Gotham for some mission and they are shocked and disturbed at how violent and gruesome the villains are. And Batman just dealing with it like it’s normal.

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[dc-and-damirae]

random hero: aren't you embarrassed about being related to the villain red hood?

Dick: honestly, I'm more embarrassed about being related to Tim

*Tim walks in covered in glitter and offers no explanation*

Jason watching on the monitors at his safe house: lol

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