Tumgik
#incorrect kakairu quotes
reineydraws · 1 year
Text
Tumblr media Tumblr media Tumblr media
..........maybe ghosts arent the best halloween decoration in a ninja village where murder happens on the reg.
Tumblr media
bummer tho :/
10K notes · View notes
kakairuprobably · 7 months
Text
Kakashi [ get home from the hospital before being discharged and saw Iruka waitting for him in the livingroom]
Kakashi : Am I in trouble?
Iruka : Have a guess
Kakashi :… No?
Iruka : Have another guess
Kakashi : I can expl-
Iruka : remember how you always call me cute whenever I’m mad?
Kakashi : I can’t tell where this is going…
Iruka : ‘cause I’m about to get fucking gorgeous
531 notes · View notes
boringsickness · 6 months
Text
Iruka: will you ever write a good mission report?
kakashi: na-ah
iruka: the fuck you mean 'na-ah'?
337 notes · View notes
Text
Yamato: Iruka-Sensei kissed you?
Kakashi:
Yamato: And you said "Thank you"…?
Kakashi: Yeah.
Yamato: Well, that was very polite of you.
[Meanwhile]
Iruka: "Thank you"?!?! WTF DOES THAT MEAN?
Anko: He’s stupid, Iruka, you know that.
905 notes · View notes
sasukesakura7 · 2 months
Text
Naruto: how am I supposed to ask Hinata on a date?
Sasuke: don’t. Just be like me.
Naruto: I’m not going to ask her to travel with me and then get her pregnant idiot….
103 notes · View notes
sheikahwarriork · 5 months
Text
Iruka: when I think about you I touch myself
Kakashi: oh my, sensei~
Iruka: meaning I rub my temples because you give me a fucking headache
109 notes · View notes
Text
Tenzō: *is hugging Iruka*
Kakashi: Hey! It's my turn!
Kakashi: *grabs Iruka*
Gai: *kicking down the door* What do you mean, "yOuR tUrN"? We agreed now is my time slot!
Tenzō: No, It's still my turn!
Gai: *hugs both Iruka and Tenzō*
Iruka: *suffocating* Guys, I love you, but just because I'm the smallest doesn't mean you can be hugging me constantly!
Tenzō: But we need the moral support
Gai: And you're small! Which is cute!
Kakashi, left out on the side: If I don't hug you right now I think the depression will kick in and my body will stop functioning.
Iruka: *close to tears* Well- I, I guess..
*group hug*
147 notes · View notes
kakairugayness · 2 years
Text
Genma: Why are your tongues purple?
Kakashi: We had slushies. I had a blue one.
Iruka: I had a red one.
Genma: oh
Genma:
Genma: OH
Gai:
Gai: You drank each other's slushies?
146 notes · View notes
kkirincorrectquotes · 1 month
Text
Naruto : *sneaking in through his window*
Iruka: *turning in his chair and flicking the light on* You want to tell me where you've been all night?
Naruto : I....was training with Kakashi Sensei?
Kakashi: *turning in his chair* Wanna try again?
Naruto: What are you doing here?! It's 2am! Is that... Are you wearing his shirt?!
Kakashi: I am not the one in trouble here.
287 notes · View notes
naferty · 3 months
Text
Kakashi: As soon as Iruka unblocks me, the wedding is back on
85 notes · View notes
iruka: raise your hand if you thought i was dating Kakashi.
naruto: i thought you guys were married.
iruka:
kakashi: WAIT WE WEREN’T DATING?!
iruka: oh my gosh
430 notes · View notes
kakairuheadcanons · 1 year
Text
Iruka: If I died, how much would you miss me?
Kakashi: It's cute how you think death can get you out of this relationship.
121 notes · View notes
kakairuprobably · 7 months
Text
Iruka : I read that couples who are happily married can finish each other's-
Kakashi : -Mission reports.
Iruka :
Kakashi : [whisper] please
Iruka : Fine, hand it over
526 notes · View notes
boringsickness · 2 years
Text
Kakashi: I don't like Iruka.
Yamato: why your eyes are shaped like hearts then?
Kakashi, looking at Iruka with a stupid smile: allergies...
97 notes · View notes
Text
Tumblr media Tumblr media
2K notes · View notes
sasukesakura7 · 23 days
Text
Naruto & Kakashi observing Sasuke & Sakura fight
Naruto: why are they acting so angry lately ? And just with one another?
Kakashi: they’re not angry… they’re sexually frustrated
Naruto (shocked): what did you say ???
Kakashi: you must be blind not to have seen the sexual tension between those two… they’re suppressing their subconscious sexual desires… might even be unaware of that.
Naruto: shouldn’t we tell them?
Kakashi: Nah… let them explode… it will be worth it, believe me
Naruto (embarrassed): you should stop reading those books of yours
78 notes · View notes