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#incorrect kaminari quotes
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Reason #1738356473 why no one is allowed to use slang near Todoroki
Kaminari: wig
Shoto: Who’s wig?
Kaminari: No like-
Shoto: I don’t have a wig the hair is natural.
Kaminari: Dude I meant-
Shoto: So is the scar, it’s not makeup it’s just the product of trauma
Kaminari: Todoroki please-
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Izuku: *goes to pick something up and merely succeeds in knocking it over*
Izuku: *starring forlornly at said object*
Kirishima, who has watching this whole thing transpire: bro? Bro, you good?
Izuku: it’s fine, it’s just that life is pointless and we’re all going to die one day.
Kirishima:
Kaminari:
Tokoyami: wise words
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poppy5991 · 1 month
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Shoto: What’s a himbo?
Mina: Beefy, stupid, and kind, like Kirishima
Shoto: What if they’re just beefy and kind?
Mina: That’s a hunk, like Iida
Shoto: Kind, but stupid?
Mina: That’s just a decent man
Shoto: Kaminari?
Mina: Yes.
Shoto: What about Bakugo?
Mina: Beefy, but mean. That’s a jock.
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nagitosstolenhand · 16 days
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mha-quotes-and-such · 1 month
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Kaminari: I texted a stupid joke to Bakugou and I heard him audibly laughing from across the hall Kaminari: This is what cocaine must feel like
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merlucide · 1 month
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Incorrect quote pt2
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Y/N: We have to find my darling husband! I’m so worried about him..!
Friend: seriously, what do you see in that guy?
Y/N: He makes me laugh.
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This applies to:
(JJK) GOJO, itadori, inumaki,
(MHA) KAMINARI, MONOMA,
(KNY) SANEMI, INOSUKE,
(HQ) OIKAWA, KYOTANI, kageyama, tanaka, nishinoya, tsukishima, LEV, kenma, SUNA, ATSUMU, SAKUSA, HOSHIUMI
(BLLK) BACHIRA, isagi, RAICHI, nagi, RIN, SHIDOU, otoya, SENDOU, OLIVER, KAISER, CHARLES
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fever-dreamer97 · 2 months
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Kaminari, trying to disfuse a bomb: Okay, on the count of three, you and I cut the gray wire!
Shinso, on the other side of the room: Wait, wait, wait, what gray wire?! I have red, green, and yellow!
Kaminari: Oh that’s weird, I have gray, medium gray, and dark gray!
Shinso:…BABE, YOU’RE FU**ING COLORBLIND.
Kaminari: Oh, yeah!
Shinso: So, you’re saying cut the green?
Kaminari: Yeah, see the one in my right hand?
Shinso: That’s your left.
Kaminari:…Oh, I’m dyslexic too.
Shinso: Oh my god.
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scftizuku · 9 months
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Shinsou: Okay, but what if we went to dinner not as friends this time? Kaminari : AS ENEMIES?! Shinsou:......
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vyxensworld · 4 months
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*The Squad is on a hike* 
Uraraka: It’s beautiful out here. 
Todoroki: And quiet. 
Kaminari: Too quiet. 
Kirishima: Did we lose someone? 
*cut to Bakugo with a bear in a headlock and Izuku ready to fight*
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drunk-cryptic-witch · 10 months
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Police, arresting him: You have the right to remain silent.
Kaminari: Ah, but not the ability.
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definetelysaidatua · 4 months
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Bakugou: I miss Deku
Mina: well you still have us!
Bakugou: it’s not the same. There’s stuff I talk about with Deku that I can’t talk to you guys about
Kaminari: like what?
Bakugou: like the annoying shit that you do
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Shinso: Kaminari you’re blocking the view
Kaminari: I am the view
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Kaminari: hey, what are you up to?
Shouto, heading to his room: family trauma talk show time.
Kaminari:
Kaminari: what?
Izuku: it’s a thing he does! Every night, he pretends he’s on a talk show and discusses his family trauma and personal grievances
Kaminari:
Kirishima: wouldn’t therapy be better?
Shouto: yes, I do that too
Izuku: this just helps him process his emotions!
Kaminari:
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writersmorgue · 6 months
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Rizzed up
Thanks anon!!
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*bakubro helping kami get dressed for his date*
baku: no, absolutely fucking not. youre not wearing a lime green jacket
kami, pouting: it’s a cool jacket bakubro!
baku: I’m not letting any of my idiots go out looking like goddamn idiots
kami, weighing his options: but what about kirishimas cr-
baku, cutting him off with a sigh: there’s nothing I can do about Kirishima and his crocs
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mha-quotes-and-such · 1 month
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Shinsou, using Kaminari's phone: *sees contact "The Love of My Life"* Shinsou: Awww thats- Shinsou: Wait that's not my number [Shinsou calls the number] The other line: This is Pizza Hut how may I help you
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