#incorrect kaz brekker

[dwyntwo]

Imagine this. The stadtwatch finds a tunnel underground somewhere in Ketterdam. They're like "Wtf is this doing here", climb in and follow the tunnel, thinking it's leading them to an underground crime syndicate or something, only to find Kaz freaking Brekker at the end of it with a shovel in his hand. They just stare at him for a moment and he stares back until he eventually says "Leave" with his appalled, scratchy ass voice as if they just broke into his living room and invaded his privacy. The stadtwatch officers are entirely confused and unsure how to handle this situation, so they just awkwardly retreat, one of them even mumbles a "Sorry".

Kaz turns back to his work shaking his head, being all like "The NERVE of some people"

#i've been cracking myself up with this for ten minutes now #like what do you do when you follow a tunnel and find a petulant teenager at the end of it who has been terrorizing your city #kaz brekker #incorrect kaz brekker #soc #ck #six of crows #crooked kingdom

[grishaverse-said]

Kaz: You’re the love of my life, I would do anything for you.

Inej: I want you to eat three meals a day and have a decent sleep schedule.

Kaz: Absolutely not.

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[a-map-of-gays]

Kaz Rietveld: *sees Inej* I think I'm falling for you

Kaz Brekker: Get up

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[daltqns]

Jesper: i thought you said this was a safe space

Nina: it is a safe space

Jesper: you let Kaz in here

Nina: an emotional safe space

Jesper: yet i feel frightened

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[crowsnotvultures]

incorrect sab subtitles part (?/?)

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[lanterns-and-daydreams]

Most of the other women in fiction when the love interest is a bad man: its okay, i can fix him. Ill change him <3

Inej Ghafa: no one can change this mf. If he loves me, he'll change himself

#AND HE DID #Kaz Brekker yas #Six of crows #crooked kingdom #Inej Ghafa #Hamnahs incorrect quotes

[nainz7]

me reading six of crows: yes kaz’s perspective i can’t wait to know what the plan is

kaz: lol you and me both anyway let me tell you how beautiful inside out inej is and have i mentioned her laugh because-

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[shit-people-probably-didnt-say]

Kaz watching Wylan implicate both his father and Pekka at the auction:

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[kanej-is-superior]

Kaz: so get this Kaz: You make 5 meals, you're not a cook Kaz: You make 5 paintings, you're not an artist Kaz: BUT YOU MURDER ONE PERSO-

#kaz brekker #soc incorrect quotes #incorrect quotes #soc #six of crows #the crows #funny #CROW MEMES #1k

[familiar-anonymous]

Jesper, to Kaz: *drunk as hell* Kaz thinks he knows everything but he has no idea I'm in love with Wylan.

Kaz: *criminal offensive side eye* Shut. Up.

Jesper : Ops! Sorry! My bad.

Jesper, to Wylan: Kaz thinks he knows everything but he has no idea I'm in love with Wylan.

Wylan: Y-you're in love with me?!

Jesper: ...

Jesper: Where the f*ck is Inej when I am talking to her?!

#Inej: *Out of nowhere appearing behind Jesper* Everyone knows you are in love with Wylan. #Jesper: *falling out of the chair with surprise* AHHHHHH!!! #incorrect quotes #wesper #shadow and bone #six of crows #jesper fahey #wylan van eck #kaz brekker #inej gafha #incorrect quote #kanej

[five-of-cr]

the crows as reductress headlines: part 1

#there are so many good helnik ones y'all #i have no idea how many parts this will entail but buckle up because i screenshotted 40 headlines today alone #will add alt text soon #six of crows #shadow and bone #crooked kingdom #sab #soc #save shadow and bone #save six of crows #six of crows spin off #incorrect six of crows #incorrect crows #incorrect grishaverse #wylan van eck #wylan hendriks #jesper fahey #kaz brekker #nina zenik #matthias helvar #inej ghafa #helnik #wesper

[totally-not-hyperfixating]

*playing twister*

kaz: right hand red.

wylan: *ends up on top of jesper*

jesper: …you're doing this on purpose, aren't you?

kaz: i stopped spinning like 15 minutes ago. honestly, i’m surprised you didn't notice

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[grishaverse-said]

Nina: Okay, help me please!

Kaz: Got two words for you.

Nina: I bet they won't be helpful.

Kaz: Your problem.

Nina: I was right

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[thecrxwclub]

“He can’t even bother to learn my name. It’s not even a long name.”

— SHADOW AND BONE S2 BEING A COMEDY pt1

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[another-trans-nerd]

Matthias, with a light under his chin: many years ago a demon cursed this place

[two years earlier]

Kaz: fuck this house

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[nocontextgrishaverse]

wylan: what language do you think jesper thinks in? zemeni or kerch?

kaz: bold of you to assume he thinks.

#wylan van eck #kaz brekker #jesper fahey #six of crows #crooked kingdom #soc #grishaverse #incorrect quotes