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mha-quotes-and-such · 4 months
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Momo: The world doesn't revolve around you, you know Bakugou: Oh really? Shitty hair, Deku, run around me in a circle for a little bit Midoriya and Kirishima: Why? Bakugou: Just fucking do it. I'm trying to prove something Midoriya and Kirishima: *start running around Bakugou* Bakugou: Now it does
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fever-dreamer97 · 8 months
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Bakugo, sounding bored af: Welcome to Cappy’s Diner, how can we help you?
Robber, pulls a gun on him: Give me the money!
Bakugo: Pfft, what is that, a 32?
Robber: I-I said give me the money!
Bakugo: Or what, you’re gonna shoot me?
Robber: Yes if you don’t give me the money, you fu*king brat!
Bakugo: You know what, asshat?! Go ahead and shoot! Life honestly can’t get any worse than this, so pull the damn trigger! Pull it!
Robber, pulls the trigger and misses Bakugo:
Bakugo: SON OF A BITCH! *throws a metal pan into the robber’s head*
Robber, falls to the floor: AH!
Bakugo, jumps the counter and starts beating the guy up with a metal frier basket: PIECE OF SHIT! ASSHAT WITH DIRTY-ASS CLOTHES! YOUR MOM NEVER LOVED YOU, YOU SACK OF WASTE!
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kiribakuincorrect · 9 months
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Kirishima: this is real
Bakugo : I know
Kirishima: you're my husband
Bakugo : I'm your husband
Kirishima: you married me… in front of people
Bakugo: i know. i was there
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*bakubro helping kami get dressed for his date*
baku: no, absolutely fucking not. youre not wearing a lime green jacket
kami, pouting: it’s a cool jacket bakubro!
baku: I’m not letting any of my idiots go out looking like goddamn idiots
kami, weighing his options: but what about kirishimas cr-
baku, cutting him off with a sigh: there’s nothing I can do about Kirishima and his crocs
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cjs-51703 · 6 months
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Kirishima: Bro, let's play chicken. We spend quality time together and the first one to fall in love loses.
Bakugo: Deal!
**a few weeks later, in the UA dorms**
Bakugo: ...dammit!
Kirishima: Ha! I make you happy!
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writerswho · 29 days
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Midoriya: You have a picture of Kirishima in your wallet?
Bakugou: Yeah. Why?
Midoriya: Oh, nothing. I just think it's sweet.
Midoriya:
Midoriya, ominous: I'm in there too, right?
Bakugou, a bit scared: Y-You will be.
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kuch1-k0pi · 5 months
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I have like 6 comics i want to do even though I hate drawing comics, anyway incorrect bnha/mha
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writersmorgue · 6 months
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Choose your ship (just kidding you don’t have a choice it’s Bakugo muahahaha)
Thanks @yourlunarspice AGAIN FOR THE AWESOME SUBMISSIONS!! 💕
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dogwaterdish · 1 year
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Uraraka: I'm so happy, I could kiss you!
Midoriya: Um...Neat.
*later*
Midoriya, lying face down on his bed: I said "Neat," Kacchan. Who the fuck says neat these days? It's not neat to say neat but I said it anyways because I'm fucking stupid!
Bakugou, reading a book: Don't beat yourself up too much, Deku. Everyone gets nervous sometimes. Remember what I did when Kirishima confessed his love for me?
Midoriya: Didn't you thank him?
Bakugou: *closes the book and looks at the ceiling* I fucking thanked him.
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slaytism · 11 days
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Kirishima: so what's your type?
Bakugo: red hair, gotta be styled and kinda long... Energetic, oblivious, optimist and always sees the best in people.
Kirishima: wow- that sounds kind of like me. Too bad I'm not a girl!
Bakugo: did I mention oblivious?
Kirishima: yeah, why?
Bakugo: okay good, just making sure.
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mha-quotes-and-such · 2 months
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Uraraka: Its pretty cold out Tsuyu, wrapping her jacket around Uraraka: Here! I dont want you to be cold Kirishima, looking at Bakugou: Yeah it is pretty cold Bakugou: *takes off his jacket and waits a minute* Bakugou, putting his jacket back on: Its not that cold. You'll survive
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fever-dreamer97 · 8 months
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Barista! Bakugo
Bakugo, putting whipped cream on a coffee:
Extra: Um, excuse me? I didn’t ask for whipped cream.
Bakugo: Oh, you didn’t ask for whipped cream?
Extra: Yes.
Bakugo: Did you say that at the register?
Extra: Yes, I did.
Bakugo: Okay, well then that means this isn’t your damn drink.
Extra: What did you just say-
Bakugo: I said that this isn’t your FU**ING drink. So if you could, kindly sit your ass down and I will call you when your drink is ready.
Extra:
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kiribakuincorrect · 9 months
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Bakugo: so you're telling me that you bought barbie tickets because they remind you of me
Kirishima: *nods*
Bakugo: but hasn't it occurred to you to think of me with the movie that has explosions and is about atomic bombs?
Kirishima: *denies*
….
Kirishima: I just wanted to be your Ken
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*denki, cooking in the dorm kitchen*
denki: *muttering*
sero, walking in: what?
denki, as the food on the stove snaps and pops: i said fucking hamburger help me
sero:
sero: honestly I don’t know why I keep asking
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aizawaxhappiness · 2 years
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Mitsuki: Kirishimas eyes are brown, right?
Katsuki: No. They’re bright red with flecks of maroon when the light hits them just right.
Mitsuki: And when was the last time he smiled?
Katsuki: Last night at 11:30 p.m. when he laughed at something Kaminari said.
Mitsuki: What’s his favorite animal?
Katsuki: Red pandas, because they’re really cute and soft, even though them being endangered makes him sad
Mitsuki: Uh-huh. And when’s my birthday?
Katsuki:
Mitsuki: When’s my birthday, Katsuki.
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writerswho · 2 months
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Bakugou: Deku completes me.
Kirishima: Um, hello?
Bakugou: You’re nice too.
Kirishima: I’m your boyfriend!
Bakugou: Yeah, but Deku is my soulmate.
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