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#incorrect klaus hargreeves
graktung · 2 years
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Klaus, taking off a hat to reveal smaller, sparkly, secret hat underneath: does this answer your question?
Ben: i never asked a question
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just-incorrect-tua · 2 years
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Klaus, being overdramatic: Nobody really loves me...
Five, exhausted: Are you sure? Klaus: Yeah
Five, aggressively pointing at himself: Are you really fucking sure??
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ourgoddessathena · 2 years
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Klaus : "If you're procrastinating and you know it clap your hands."
Y/N :
Y/N : "I'll clap later."
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captainwaffles · 1 year
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Ben: Why are you drinking?
Klaus: I drink when I'm depressed.
Ben: But you're always drinking?
Klaus: *smug grin*
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ms-keysha · 2 years
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Klaus: Just because you're english doesn't mean you need to hide your emotions
Five: I'm irish, we let people know how we feel, now fuck off
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Klaus: Bye Five, I love you
Klaus: But not like that,because I'm not Luther and I don't want to fuck my siblings
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diamondri · 18 days
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ok but Klaus and Five are Sirius and Regulus variants
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hihomeghere · 5 months
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I’m so normal about them
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highlyincorrect · 2 months
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Diego, after attempting to cook: THE KITCHEN’S ON FIRE
Viktor: Where’s a responsible adult???
Diego; He’s asleep!
Klaus, grabbing a bucket of water: Don’t worry guys, I’ve got this!
Klaus: *throws water on Five* WAKE THE FUCK UP THE HOUSE IS ON FIRE
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topperscumslut · 2 months
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it’s literally him
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itstheghostofmypast · 10 months
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*At Luther's wedding*
Y/N: Bet you three shots he'll cry.
Five: I bet you four he'll throw up.
Y/N: I bet you two shots we'll pull through this too.
Five: seven that we'll all die, love.
Lila: Do they realise this is called alcoholism?
Diego: Shhh...just watch
Y/N: Two shots say you'll be kissing me tonight.
*Five takes two shots, smirks at her blushing face*
Lila: wtf?
Diego: It's giving love.
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graktung · 2 years
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Klaus: what's up guys? I'm back.
diego: what the- no you can't be here. you're dead. i literally saw you die.
Klaus: death is a social construct.
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just-incorrect-tua · 2 years
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Klaus: I don’t think we can mansplain, manipulate or malewife our way out of it this time...
Five: [cracking his knuckles]
Five: Manslaughter it is.
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sagelovesbooks · 5 months
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Klaus's Freakout
Five: *Kicks the door down in a rush* Y/N: What did you do? Five: Nobody died. Klaus: WHAT KIND OF ANSWER IS THAT?!
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captainwaffles · 2 years
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Allison: Hey Klaus, do you have any hobbies?
Klaus: Swimming..
Allison: Really? That’s cool. I never expected you to-
Klaus: In a pool of self hatred and regret.
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thehargreevesfamily · 5 months
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Five: Can you please be serious for five minutes? Klaus: My record is four, but I think I can do it.
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