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Quinn: You're violent. Bridget : Yeah but I'm also short and that's adorable.

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[once-upon-a-dumpster-fire]

Angelique: If I had a nickel for every time Evariste hugged me, called me beautiful, or assured me he would never leave my side, I'd have a metric ton of nickels. But I'm sure that's perfectly normal for friends.

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[cham-p-on]

Merlin: Fortunately, men from my family age gracefully!

Kay: Well, you’ve always been a rebel

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Merlin, texting: Rest in peace, I was always into you

Britt: ?? Worst confession ever?

Merlin: You aren't dead?

Merlin: I lied. You are nothing to me

Credit to @lemonduckisnowawake

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Hazel: Of course we’re in love. That’s why I tried to shoot you.

Killian: If we were really in love, you wouldn't have missed.

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Pip: How many vampires do you think have been hit by a car backing up in a parking lot because the driver couldn’t see their reflection? Grayson: I’ve never considered it but you’re really shining light on what’s probably a very serious issue.

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Josh: Surgery is basically just stabbing someone to life. 

Rupert: Please never become a surgeon.

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Angelique: Oh, so when crows remember people who wronged them and hold grudges, its “intelligent” and “really cool”. Angelique: But when I do it, I’m “petty” and “need to let it go”.

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Fred: I hate to disagree with you, but- Cinderella : Please, you love to disagree with me. Its your favorite thing to do.

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Dylan: Fruits that do not live up to their names; passionfruit, grapefruit, honeydew and dragonfruit. Dylan: Fruits that do live up to their names? Dylan: Orange.

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Elle: I have yet to encounter a problem where a sword didn't factor into the solution at least in some way.

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Evariste: I have feelings for you

Angelique: Me too?

Evariste: So...what are we?

Angelique: Feelers

Credit to @lemonduckisnowawake

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Severin: Please pray for Lucien. Elle: What happened to him? Severin: Nothing, he's just very stupid.

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Quinn: Why don’t you take a break

Angelique: I’m one of the only responsible adults here

Angelique: If I leave there will be blood

Quinn: Oh yeah? What happened before you came along then?

Angelique: BLOOD

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Queen Ingrid: “get married” they said, “have kids” they said, “it’s amazing” they said.

[from the kitchen]

Falk, muffled yelling: put it out. put it out!

Rune: it’s too big to smother!! grab the anti-flamethrower!

Steffen: fire extinguisher! it’s called a FIRE EXTINGUISHER!

Gerhart: *excited noise*

[loud glass shattering, everyone screaming while Gerhart laughs]

Queen Ingrid: *tears in her eyes, watching the chaos lovingly* they were right. i love them all so much.

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Evariste: Instead of asking someone why they’re so dressed up, ask yourself why you didn’t wear a better outfit

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