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incorrectbatfamandfriends · 3 months

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Bruce: Why are you two fighting?

Damian: Kent keeps insisting I’m a clone.

Clark: Jon now that’s not very nice.

Jon: But it’s true. He was made the same Connor was, and everyone calls him a clone.

Clark: Well it’s different-

Jon: How?

Bruce: Yeah Clark, how?

*Outside, ten minutes later, as Bruce and Clark argue*

Tim: This was the best idea we’ve ever had.

Kon: Totally.

Damian: Tt, I believe we are owed payment?

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timdrakeismypatronus · 1 month

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Kon: Tim is my friend, and if I love him, it’s the way I would love a brother. Jason: Tim is my brother and if he looked at me the way you look at him, I would call the police

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ktkat99 · 1 year

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Kon, growing out his hair and getting an undercut, piercings, dressing in a spiked leather jacket and sunglasses- Does this look rebellious enough to piss off both my dads?

Tim, trying to act casual as he leans against the Redbird, unable to stop staring- Get a boyfriend with a motorcycle!! Dads hate those!

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arguablysomaya · 8 months

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Tim (about Kon): I can fix him.

Cassie: You are literally worse.

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wizardprime · 9 days

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Conner Kon-El "tiktok teen" Kent: So, Rob, what's your body count?

Tim "what's an internet slang?" Drake: Why would you ask that? You know the bats don't kill! Anyway it's 7

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incorrect-batfam-quotes-mostly · 1 month

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Tim: I'm telling you Bruce, my team is very competent.

Kon, rushing in: Tim! Bart tried to make pasta in the coffee pot and now everything is broken!

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celestialstateofmind · 1 month

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Kon: See, I’m straight but like if there was a man that I would marry, it would be Tim

Cassie: How do you feel about that Tim?

Tim: …It’s not helping with the rumours

Cassie: I think the kiss you guys shared on my birthday isn’t helping with the rumours

Kon: Yeah, I just hate that you didn’t give me enough tongue.

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dc-and-damirae · 3 months

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tim: I fell asleep and then woke up to dick screaming at me. It was very disorienting. Turns out I sleep dialed him. dick: I thought you were dying! tim: Turns out I also have sleep apnea…. dick: I was afraid he got kidnapped. Then I heard him snoring and was relieved. But then he stopped breathing and I was terrified again! I had to wake him up! bruce: Ok, I get it. But how did the fire start? dick: kon came running because he thought someone was being attacked. bruce: *sigh*

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wondersinwaynemanor · 1 month

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some Wayne gala shenanigans

Damian: Some people have no shame.

Jon, a plate of brûlée on his hand: What do you mean?

Damian: Tt. Those so called classy, but actually pretentious women are embarrassing themselves for not understanding the memo.

Jon: What memo?

Damian turns his eyes away from the sight of some women, trying their best to get his brothers' attention and to the said memo.

As said memo are two redheads, and a half kryptonian and half human eating by the food area.

more women approach his brothers.

Damian, frowns: We need to save Richard, Todd and Drake.

Jon: They do look uncomfortable.

Damian, sighs: I have to enter the battlefield.

Jon, pats Damian's shoulder: You will be remembered by your bravery, Dames.

Damian breathes and walks towards the inner circle.

before Damian can even say anything else, the women have started cooing at him.

Damian internally cringes and he hopes this would be worth it.

thankfully, Damian don't have to suffer long as Wally, Roy and Conner join the commotion.

Roy: Sorry, Jaybaby. *he has that crooked smile, that Jason personally adores, as he wraps an arm around his waist* I was caught up at the food buffet. Want something to eat?

Jason, internally thanks the heavens for Roy and leans close to him: Starved. Excuses, everyone.

Todd is saved. Check.

Wally: Come on, honey. *holds Dick's hand and leads him away* I deserve a dance.

Dick, smiles like an idiot and holds Wally's hand: I better go, ladies. He gets a temper. Have a good night.

Richard is saved. Check.

Conner, touches Tim's shoulder then his cheek: Want something to drink? You seem tired, babe.

Tim, finally feeling awake for the first time since this happened and touches Conner's hand that's on his face: Yes, please, babe. Ladies, will you excuse me?

Drake is saved. Check.

the ladies are left speechless. some are jealous. some are frustrated they can't get the Wayne fortune. but, some are in awe.

Damian, lightly smirks. It's never gonna happen, ladies. Now, enjoy your night. Excuse me.

he finds Jon by the sweets section.

Damian, nudges Jon's arm: Thank you for that, Jon.

Jon, smiles: It's nothing. I needed to save you too.

they give each other a high five then proceed to challenge the other on who can eat the most chocolate covered strawberries.

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youroriginalsublimecupcakestuff · 5 months

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Connor : " We should stop worring about Jon and damian and let them live their owns lives"

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Connor :

Tim : " Do you want to follow them or should i ? "

Connor : " let's both do it. "

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girly-blogging · 2 years

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its them

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yeetus-feetus · 6 months

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incorrect quotes (pt4)

Jason: Look, I know you think my judgement's clouded because I like Roy a little bit. Damian, holding Jay's notepad: You doodled your wedding invitation. Jason: No, that's our joint tombstone. Damian: My mistake.

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Damian: We vegetarians love the environment. Carnivores are sick freaks. Jason: How can vegetarians possibly love the environment.. you keep eating all the fucking plants.

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Bernard: What’s the straightest thing you’ve ever done? Tim: *sighs* Tim: I killed a man. Kon: wait, whAT-

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Jason: Don't joke about murder. I was murdered once and it offends me.

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Tim: Hi, sorry I’m late. I was doing a couple of things and got distracted. Bernard: I’m “a couple of things” Kon: I’m “got distracted”

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Dick: Life is like Tim. It's short.

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ktkat99 · 11 months

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Kon, showing up at the manor holding a bale of hay in one hand and Bernard in the other- Tim, you've got to start checking your texts for autocorrect. That last one you sent me said 'can you come over and bring some gay?' I'm assuming you meant hay but I brought Bernard just in case

Tim, who just wanted some help with the damn cow his father and brother decided to bring home-..?

Bernard- Hi!

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arguablysomaya · 1 year

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Kon: Babe could you-?

Tim, points at himself and looks around before looking back at Kon: BABE?

Kon: Oh shit I meant to say bro!

Tim: Nah nah nah, from now on you have to refer to me as ‘babe’. If you call me bro I will not respond to it. You can upgrade but you can’t downgrade.

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anothertimdrakestan · 1 year

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conner: tim! i got you something!

tim: oh! did you get me a valentine you softie? that's so sweet of you-

conner: uh i thought we agreed valentines were lame? here, the flesh eating amoebas you wanted, hand delivered!

tim: *shoving a box of chocolates and red balloons back beind the bat computer* of course. thanks kon.

conner: read the box birdbrain.

tim: *reading aloud* there's no other flesh i'd rather eat. happy valentine's day, love conner.

conner: *now holding a bouquet of roses* what even is an amoeba??

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