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incorrectbatfamandfriends · 3 months

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Bruce: Why are you two fighting?

Damian: Kent keeps insisting I’m a clone.

Clark: Jon now that’s not very nice.

Jon: But it’s true. He was made the same Connor was, and everyone calls him a clone.

Clark: Well it’s different-

Jon: How?

Bruce: Yeah Clark, how?

*Outside, ten minutes later, as Bruce and Clark argue*

Tim: This was the best idea we’ve ever had.

Kon: Totally.

Damian: Tt, I believe we are owed payment?

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timdrakeismypatronus · 1 month

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Kon: Tim is my friend, and if I love him, it’s the way I would love a brother. Jason: Tim is my brother and if he looked at me the way you look at him, I would call the police

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arguablysomaya · 8 months

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Tim (about Kon): I can fix him.

Cassie: You are literally worse.

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wizardprime · 14 days

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Conner Kon-El "tiktok teen" Kent: So, Rob, what's your body count?

Tim "what's an internet slang?" Drake: Why would you ask that? You know the bats don't kill! Anyway it's 7

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celestialstateofmind · 1 month

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Kon: See, I’m straight but like if there was a man that I would marry, it would be Tim

Cassie: How do you feel about that Tim?

Tim: …It’s not helping with the rumours

Cassie: I think the kiss you guys shared on my birthday isn’t helping with the rumours

Kon: Yeah, I just hate that you didn’t give me enough tongue.

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dc-and-damirae · 3 months

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tim: I fell asleep and then woke up to dick screaming at me. It was very disorienting. Turns out I sleep dialed him. dick: I thought you were dying! tim: Turns out I also have sleep apnea��. dick: I was afraid he got kidnapped. Then I heard him snoring and was relieved. But then he stopped breathing and I was terrified again! I had to wake him up! bruce: Ok, I get it. But how did the fire start? dick: kon came running because he thought someone was being attacked. bruce: *sigh*

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wondersinwaynemanor · 14 days

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a mission with the Bats which involved their bestfriends.

everyone is in a circle before they can go their separate ways.

Dick, smiles, with a hair seemingly still in style as if the mission was a walk in a park: I would like to thank everyone who participated today. We wouldn't have completed this without each of our efforts.

the batkids rolls their eyes because Dick can be so extra, which just makes him grin.

Dick, spreads his arms: I just love this bonding of brotherhood.

everyone is silent until Steph bursts out laughing.

Cass brows furrow in confusion before she leans on Steph to join in laughing.

Duke, snickers: Sure.... Brotherhood.

Tim, shrieks: Brotherhood????

Kon's face turns crimson, standing close to Tim.

Tim and Kon, who just celebrated their anniversary last night somewhere in Greece.

Damian, scowls: What did you just say, Richard?

Jon, who was drinking water, nearly chokes.

Damian and Jon, who just started their relationship in the beginning of the month because finally Damian gave in to his feelings.

Jason, rolls his eyes some more: You are just embarrassing yourself, Dickface.

Roy, chuckles: Wow. Brotherhood at its finest.

Jason and Roy, who just moved in together last week.

Wally, face so red: Really, Dick?? Brothers??? Us??

Dick and Wally, who have been together before they even know it.

Dick, groans: I know, okay??? I just don't want to admit that my brothers are growing up!!

Jason: You are such a drama queen.

Duke: Maybe use another term next time, Dick?

Damian: Tt. I second that motion.

Jon, nods enthusiastically: Whatever Dami says!

Tim, yawns, leaning on Kon: How about we all go home and rest?

Kon, wraps his arm around Tim's waist: I better take Rob home.

Cass, nods: Indeed! Me and Steph. Go now.

Steph, holds her hand: We got a date planned. See ya!

the rest of the boys: WHAT????

Babs, through comms: Can we wrap this up, gentlemen? So I can sleep and you can sort out your feelings for each other.

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youroriginalsublimecupcakestuff · 5 months

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Connor : " We should stop worring about Jon and damian and let them live their owns lives"

Tim :

Connor :

Tim : " Do you want to follow them or should i ? "

Connor : " let's both do it. "

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girly-blogging · 2 years

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its them

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incorrect-dc-qoutes · 16 days

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Kon: I like your new pants! Tim: Thanks, they were 50% off! Kon: I’d like them better if they were 100% off. *winks* Tim: The store can’t just give away clothes for free. Kon: Thats’s… not what I meant. Tim: That’s a terrible way to run a business, Kon.

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yeetus-feetus · 6 months

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incorrect quotes (pt4)

Jason: Look, I know you think my judgement's clouded because I like Roy a little bit. Damian, holding Jay's notepad: You doodled your wedding invitation. Jason: No, that's our joint tombstone. Damian: My mistake.

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Damian: We vegetarians love the environment. Carnivores are sick freaks. Jason: How can vegetarians possibly love the environment.. you keep eating all the fucking plants.

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Bernard: What’s the straightest thing you’ve ever done? Tim: *sighs* Tim: I killed a man. Kon: wait, whAT-

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Jason: Don't joke about murder. I was murdered once and it offends me.

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Tim: Hi, sorry I’m late. I was doing a couple of things and got distracted. Bernard: I’m “a couple of things” Kon: I’m “got distracted”

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Dick: Life is like Tim. It's short.

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anothertimdrakestan · 1 year

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conner: tim! i got you something!

tim: oh! did you get me a valentine you softie? that's so sweet of you-

conner: uh i thought we agreed valentines were lame? here, the flesh eating amoebas you wanted, hand delivered!

tim: *shoving a box of chocolates and red balloons back beind the bat computer* of course. thanks kon.

conner: read the box birdbrain.

tim: *reading aloud* there's no other flesh i'd rather eat. happy valentine's day, love conner.

conner: *now holding a bouquet of roses* what even is an amoeba??

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arguablysomaya · 1 year

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Kon: Babe could you-?

Tim, points at himself and looks around before looking back at Kon: BABE?

Kon: Oh shit I meant to say bro!

Tim: Nah nah nah, from now on you have to refer to me as ‘babe’. If you call me bro I will not respond to it. You can upgrade but you can’t downgrade.

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shipsdoishipidk · 8 months

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Tim: *complaining to Kon* Dick is always going on about how romantic his secret lover is. Why can’t you do something romantic too?

Kon, who heard his other Dad Luthor complaining about Deathstroke taking out people who put out hits on Nightwing: YOU WANT ME TO COMMIT GENOCIDE?!

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batfambrainrotbeloved · 5 days

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Batfam quotes as quotes from my dnd group (part 3) (also including some from my homeland security class because it fits)

Bruce:"Whatever helps you sleep at night" Jason:"I sleep just fine- I have no guilty concensus" Tim:“Is a skateboard considered technology”? Duke:“You are victim blaming rn” Damian:“I am because it's the victim's fault”

Steph:“Not to kink shame- but I felt shame” Dick:“I don't wear socks from April to November” Duke:“As like a rule”? Kon:“Fireball-” Tim:“Actually,Lightning ball-” Bart + Cassie, in unison:“Alleged ball” Jason:“So obviously people have feet fetishes- but I have a foot phobia, they don't belong on a body” Damian:“Did you know every winter they kick all the drones out to freeze to death” Steph:“That's so valid- girlboss moment” Jason:"I'm sorry but if that makes you a white supremacists, you gotta stop the weed"

Steph:“What do you have against sharks”? Cass:“I think we're in mutual competition” Tim:“...Care to elaborate”? Cass:“Well were winning- humankind verse sharks” Steph:“OH I thought you meant You vs the sharks” Dick:“I'll allow you to talk- or I will accept an answer in the form of interpretive dance”

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impulseowlll · 13 days

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*Tim bursts into the room with news about a mission* Tim: Guys! We're going to New Hampshire! *Bart mishears* Bart: But we don't even have a hamster. How can we get a new one, if we don't have one? Tim: No, not a new hamster, New Hampshire. *Connor walks into the room* Connor: We're getting a hamster? Tim: No, we are going to New Hampshire. Connor: Oh. Are we getting a hamster from there? *Tim face-palm* Tim: There are no hamsters.

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