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batcavescolony · 1 year

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Nightwing: hey Titans, umm id like to introduce you to Robin

Tim Robin: Hi

Titans: uhhh hi

Kory: h-WAIT you're the kid that showed up at my door asking about Nightwing! How did you get my address?

Dick: yeah he does that but it's fine, he's Robin now.

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qcomicsy · 1 year

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The Office but it's the Batfamily.

Bernard (To the camera): I think Bruce hates me.

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Bruce (to the camera): I am very glad Tim, found himself dating someone. I don't think there's someone who would ever be enough to any of my children.

Bruce: But he is happy. So I am happy as well.

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Bernard, invited over to dinner: That's. . . Um, A very nice mansion you have here sir. Really big. Big enough to hide an secret passage to clones but–

Tim, gesturing to him to shut the fuck up: HAHAHAHA ISN'T HE FUNNY?! (whispering) ᴮᵉʳⁿᵃʳᵈ ᴵ ˢʷᵉᵃʳ ᵗᵒ ᵍᵒᵈ.

Bernard: WhichI'mnotimplyingyoudoanyway. But– IT'S NICE. Really nice. Thanks for uh inviting. . . Me.

Bruce, glaring: Hn.

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Bruce (to the camera): Dick told me to make a "chit-chat". Be sure that our guest felt welcomed.

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Bruce (to Bernard): Did you gave it a thought about your internship yet? When I started medical school I had a great interest on how Gotham's Hospital deals with post mortem patients.

Bernard:

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Bruce (to the camera): I tried to find a common ground to make conversation. We both had similar majors, even though I've drop out

Bruce: I'm glad it was enough for a good starter.

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Bernard (to the camera horrified): He wants me dead.

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Dick (to the camera): HOW WOULD I KNOW HE WOULD PULL UP THE SERIAL KILLER TALK??–

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Steph (to the camera): There's something really uncanny in seen it happen to another person.

Steph: And also really fucking funny too.

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Kory (to the camera): The first time I got there I'm pretty sure was the time he made a contingency plan for me.

Kory: Which is cute. He thinking it would work but– Yeah.

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Barbara (to the camera): Me and Dick? Oh he stopped talking to me for several weeks.

Barbara: When he did, he said "You are making a mistake".

Barbara:

Barbara: Don't you hate when he is right?

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Kon (to the camera): I wasn't aloud to enter the house– I when I dated Cass, so–

Kon: Not that stopped me. But it still hurts.

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Cass (to the camera), shrugging: I liked his piercings.

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Bernard: . . . I didn't– Yet. No sir. I'm just, huh. . . Going with the flow?

Bruce: That's unfortunate. It's really important to always have a plan.

Bernard (gulps): You think?

Bruce: Yes. You never know what might happens next.

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Damian (to the camera): It was the best dinner I've ever attended in this house.

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Tim (to the camera): *Loud sight* I don't know what I was expecting.

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Jason (to the camera): Are we really just going to pass on how his boyfriend looks like a knock off Scooby-doo member?

Jason: Like he is rocking a StarStruck haircut– And we just?– Okay.

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Dick (to the camera): I mean it's not like Bruce is doing on purpose right?

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Bruce, grinning to the camera: Hn.

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Duke (to the camera): Oh he's absolutely doing on purpose.

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incorrectbatfam · 10 months

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Kory: Roy is looking for a six-foot guy.

Dick: Well that’s unrealistic.

Dick: Jason's only got two feet.

Kory:

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mylifeingotham · 16 days

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dc-and-damirae · 6 months

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kory: what’s it like dating damian? raven: once he asked me what my favorite color was, I told him it was black, and he proceeded to explain to me in excruciating detail why it was actually red kory: raven: and I ended up agreeing with him. he then introduced me to goliath

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alittlerightalittlewrong · 4 months

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Dick: *doing something really stupid & dangerous*

Wally, Kori, Garth, Joey, & Roy (thinking): I can't not fuck him.

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incorrect-dc-qoutes · 1 month

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Kory: Well, Jason, is there anything you would like to say to Roy? Jason: How do I put this delicately? You’re a horrible roommate and nobody likes you. Kory: How about we frame our statement with “When you do this, it makes me feel this”? Jason: When you live here, it makes me angry. Because you’re a horrible roommate and nobody likes you.

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nadineprescott · 1 year

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Kori: *climbs through, a once locked, tenth story window*

Jason: Kori! When did you get in Gotham?

Kori: You wanna go torture your brother with tamaranean tech?

Jason: Always!

Kori: Let’s go

Jason: Lemme grab my helmet

Roy: Can I come?

Kori: Always.

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Tim: *watching his brother and their friends dramatically break into the manor, Jason’s own home, and search for Dick*

Tim: Did he deserve it?

Jason: When does he not?

Tim: Yeah, he’s upstairs in the art room.

#dick and kori aren’t together anymore #they haven’t been for like lots of years #but every once and a while she will remember that he cheated and she needs to make him pay #they have ice cream afterwards while jay and roy blow stuff up #it’s very therapeutic #batfam #jason todd #tim drake #batman #batsiblings #dick grayson #incorrect batboys quotes #incorrect quotes #roy harper #koriand'r #kori anders #dc universe #red hood #dc outlaws

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p1nkshield · 1 year

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Dick: What are you talking about Kor? I’m nothing like Batman!

Just last week

Barry: I’m all out of fuel!

Batman: [pulls energy bar from utility belt] here.

Barry: thanks!

At the same battle at the same time.

Wally: I’m officially out of juice over here birdie!

Nightwing: Here, catch! [tosses an energy bar at him]

Wally: What would I do without you!

Kori: If you can’t see it I can’t help you.

#dick grayson #nightwing #batman #bruce wayne #koriand'r #kori anders #incorrect batfamily quotes #barry allen #wally west #the flash #every bat needs their respective flash they need to feed 😌#the energy bar hit Wally on the head like *tonk*

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theendlessnessofbeingme · 1 month

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BREAKING NEWS:

It looks like Dick Grayson is back with Koriand’r AKA StarFire!

The couple were spotted at Maria’s Tacos (one of the best food trucks in Gotham) around midnight chowing down and looking so cute and cozy!

I hope we get to see her at this years Wayne Gala!

(Side note it was such a power move for her to get with Nightwing and Dick Grayson at the same time a few years ago!)

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leftdreamlandjellyfish · 4 months

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Roy, drunk off his ass: If you could have any superpower, what would it be? Jason, also drunk off his ass: Harper, I literally cannot die. What would you call that? Roy: *squints at him* Point taken. But y'know what I would have? Jason: Shapeshifting? Roy: Shapeshifting! Y'know what you could do with that kind of power? Jason: *takes another drink, considers the question* I'd abuse the hell out of it. Like if I were arguing with someone, I'd turn into their dead relative. Roy, nodding: Absolutely genius. Kory, in the next room: *frantically booking them more therapy sessions*

#jason todd #roy harper #kory anders #koriand'r #jason todd and the outlaws #the outlaws #incorrect jason todd #incorrect dc quotes #incorrect quotes

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yeetus-feetus · 1 month

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*at a sleepover*

Dick: Wally, can you please get your foot OUT OF MY ARSE!

Wally: oh sorry! I thought that was a pillow :(

Dick: well it's my booty!

Wally: sorry! ...wow that's a really soft booty.

Dick: excuse me!?

Kory: *giggles so hard she snorts*

Roy: will you all shut the fuck up I'm trying to sleep!

Donna: putting this on Tumblr btw.

Dick: *whines* oh no please don't.

Donna: I'll change the names.

(based on the sleepover I'm currently at)

#dick grayson #wally west #donna troy #roy harper #kory anders #dc incorrect quotes #incorrect quotes

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fishfission-dc · 1 year

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jason todd saw the “older brother’s best friend” trope and decided it would define the rest of his life

#roy harper #kori anders #that one time he kissed barbara gordon in three jokers?#jason todd #dick grayson #dc robin #incorrect dc quotes

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incorrectbatfam · 10 months

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Kory: Wow, I wish I had something like the both of you. What’s more romantic than meeting the love of your life and living happily ever after?

Jason: We met at a seafood restaurant waiting in line for the bathroom.

Kory: I bet it was love at first sight.

Roy: We both had food poisoning.

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mylifeingotham · 20 days

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dc-and-damirae · 1 year

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Robin: The moon looks beautiful, doesn’t it?

Starfire, looking at robin: Yeah… but do you know what’s more beautiful?

Robin and Starfire in unison: *sighs* Raven

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