Johnny: Dom or sub?
Taeyong: I guess Domino's, since I don't go to Subway that much. I don't see why you'd put them in the same category though?
Johnny: ...
Yuta: I'm gonna tell him.
Taeyong: ???
Jaehyun: Don't you fucking dare.
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Namjoon: Your hair looks good today.
Yoongi: My hair looks good everyday.
Namjoon: You make it hard to flirt with you.
Yoongi: You … make me hard.
Namjoon: …
Yoongi: See, that’s how you flirt.
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San: What do you think of this idea?
Hongjoong: I’d like to agree with you, but then we’d both be wrong
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BX: Good morning
Yonghee: Good morning
Seunghun: Good morning
Jinyoung: You all sound like robots, spice it up a bit!
Hyunsuk: MORNING, MOTHERFUCKERS!
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Minho: This is a dispatch article. On the home page, there’s a picture of me kissing Jisung by the lake.
Chan: Why were you kissing Jisung by the lake?
Minho: I caught a fish, I was excited. I kissed the fish too, but of course they don’t show you that.
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Kidnapper: i have your kid
Chan: which one i have 7…
Kidnapper: the really loud, annoying one that never shuts up
Chan:
Chan: which one i have 7…
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Minho: How long has it been since either of your slept?
Chan: Three or four.
Minho: Three or four what?
Jisung, nodding: Three or four.
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Minho: I woke up and chose VIOLENCE. I WILL COMMIT ARSON AND BURN EVERYTHING TO THE GROUND!!! I AM ANGRY-
Chan: Awwww, you’re so adorable! Give me a hug~
Minho: Wh-What? nO, yOURE SUPPOSED TO BE SCARED OF ME! TREMBLE BEFORE MY WRATH-
Chan, recording: This is so cute.
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changbin: *lifting weights*
jeongin: Wow… He's so intense!
seungmin: I wonder what drives him.
changbin, internally: Oh I am going to be SO good at giving hugs.
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Jisung: *pulling at his hair* THIS IS A DISASTER! I'M LOSING MY IDENTITY!
Chan: *sighs* Jisung, finding Minho attractive when he has a wig and skirt on doesn't make you straight
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mingi: but it is odd how a women's purse looks good on me, a man.
yunho: exactly!
yunho: unisex!
mingi: maybe you need sex.
mingi: i had sex a couple days ago.
yunho: no!
yunho: no, mingi!
yunho: u-n-i-sex.
mingi: well, i ain't gonna say no to that.
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Jimin *curled up under a blanket with Yoongi*: Isn't this romantic?
Yoongi *listening as Taehyung and Jungkook fight over who gets the top bunk in the other room*: Oh, sure.
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Jisung, to the waiter: a milkshake with two straws, please.
Minho: * blushes *
Jisung, putting both straws in his mouth: Watch how fucking fast I can drink this.
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Kidnapper: I have your kid.
Chan: which one, I have seven.
Kidnapper: the loud, annoying one that never shuts up.
Chan:
Chan: WHICH ONE, I HAVE SEVEN???
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[During the Stray Kids pre-debut show]
Minho: I didn’t understand why people care so much for their dumb friends until I got a dumb friend myself.
Minho: *Picks Jisung up*
Minho: I’ve only befriended Jisung for a day and a half, but if anything happened to him, I would kill everyone in this room and myself.
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