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random-incorrect-things · 7 hours

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Felix: Could Doofenshmirtz kill Macbeth?

Jisung: "No man of woman born can kill macbeth".

Felix: "Neither of my parents showed up for my birth". Implying that his mom did not birth him.

Jisung: Also legally he's an ocelot.

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incorrectskzquotes · 9 months

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*Phone rings*

Chan: Hello?

Minho: Hey, do you happen to have $2,500?

Chan: Why the fuck do you need $2,500?

Minho:... For an escape room.

Chan: What kind of an escape room costs $2,500!?

Minho: Jail.

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love-zara-skz · 8 months

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Kidnapper: i have your kid

Chan: which one i have 7…

Kidnapper: the really loud, annoying one that never shuts up

Chan:

Chan: which one i have 7…

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incorrectly-correctamondobruh · 11 months

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Kidnapper: I have your kid.

Chan: which one, I have seven.

Kidnapper: the loud, annoying one that never shuts up.

Chan:

Chan: WHICH ONE, I HAVE SEVEN???

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tianaahhhh · 10 months

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Sometimes you just need to darumdarimda your way through life.

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if2kittie · 1 year

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jeongin: hyung, whats nostalgia?

felix: it’s when you miss something that’s really old

[ 20 minutes later ]

chan: i’m home!

hyunjin: welcome back, we missed you!

jeongin: *whispers* nostalgia

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incorrect-staytiny · 1 year

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Pre-debut Hyunjin, from the top bunk: guys, there’s a monster under my bed and its really ugly

Pre-debut Jisung, from the bottom bunk: fuck you

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incorrectskzquotes · 6 months

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Minho: This is a dispatch article. On the home page, there’s a picture of me kissing Jisung by the lake. Chan: Why were you kissing Jisung by the lake? Minho: I caught a fish, I was excited. I kissed the fish too, but of course they don’t show you that.

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love-zara-skz · 8 months

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Jeongin: pass the salt

Minho: what’s the magic word?

Jeongin: or else

Minho: that’s my boy

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random-incorrect-things · 2 months

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Minho: How long has it been since either of your slept?

Chan: Three or four.

Minho: Three or four what?

Jisung, nodding: Three or four.

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incorrectplanet · 1 year

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zhang hao: *sneezes*

sung hanbin: bless you

hao: i’m already blessed every minute i spend with you

hanbin: hao

hao: hanbin

hoetaek: hoetaek

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incorrect-straykz · 6 months

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hyunjin: Look at me straight in the eyes and tell me the truth, changbin!

changbin: You can’t expect me to look into your eyes and be straight.

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incorrect-staytiny · 9 months

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Bang Chan: [fully immersed in his work, editing music and writing song lyrics]

Jisung: [upside down on the couch] do you think ducks have feelings?

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incorrectskzquotes · 10 months

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Changbin: Truth or dare?

Chan: Truth.

Changbin: How many hours have you slept this week?

Chan: Dare.

Changbin: Go to sleep.

Chan: I don't like this game.

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hyunlix-lover4 · 2 months

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Minho: I woke up and chose VIOLENCE. I WILL COMMIT ARSON AND BURN EVERYTHING TO THE GROUND!!! I AM ANGRY- Chan: Awwww, you’re so adorable! Give me a hug~ Minho: Wh-What? nO, yOURE SUPPOSED TO BE SCARED OF ME! TREMBLE BEFORE MY WRATH- Chan, recording: This is so cute.

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ateez-quotes · 1 year

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Seonghwa: we all have our demons

Seonghwa grabbing HongJoong: this one’s mine

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