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#incorrect kpop quotes
byeolhyesisi · 29 minutes ago
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Xiaojun, at 3AM making his oreo cake : ok now where are the oreos
Ghost : here *hands him a pack of oreos*
Xiaojun : oh thanks *takes the pack of oreos*
Xiaojun : ...
Xiaojun : hold on...
Xiaojun : wAIT WHAT THE—
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jisungismysun · 53 minutes ago
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hyunjin: look under there
changbin: under where
hyunjin: you fool. you absolute moron. you are such a monumental idiot that you don't even realize what you just said. i am a verbal magician and you, my friend, are a naive simpleton. your family line deserves to die with you.
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taehyun: name a more iconic duo than my crippling fear of abandonment and anxiety. i'll wait.
hyuka: you and me!
taehyun, tearing up: okay.
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btshinez · an hour ago
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Namjoon : NOT A WORD !!
Taehyung : fergalicious.
Namjoon : i said not a word!
Taehyung : oh, so when we were playing scrabble it wasn’t a word, but now it is? that’s so—
Jungkook and jimin , peeking over the edge: uhhh…they found us…?!
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btshinez · an hour ago
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Taehyung : Want to know something weird??
Yoongi : First of all, it's four in the morning
Yoongi : Second of all, continue
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btshinez · an hour ago
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Jungkook : hyung , what’s the worst decision you’ve made while drunk?
Yoongi : i don’t mean to brag but i don’t need alcohol to make bad decisions.
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btshinez · an hour ago
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Namjoon : jungkook tell me , how do you spell orange ??
Jk : fruit or colour ??
Namjoon :
Namjoon : I'm done
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btshinez · an hour ago
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Taehyung : i ran out of hair sauce
Jungkook : hair what --
Jimin : shampoo , he means shampoo .
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hyunhun-88 · an hour ago
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Jiung: you know, adding ‘lmao’ at the end of your sentence does not hide your pain.
Theo: ...yes it does lmao
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nctzensmolbean · 2 hours ago
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kris: so, when are we going to haeundae?
henry, packing the food: whenever johnny, mark, and joy hurry the fuck up. it's been 5 hours since they woke up.
kris: oh, ok. imma call edison.
henry: you don't mean zitao?
kris: yeah. let's go with him and leave everyone here
henry: alright, imma call eric and amber then.
*8 hours later*
luhan: WHAT THE FUCK KRIS!?
kris: WAIT DID THE KIDS BURN THE APARTMENT DOWN!?!?
luhan: THEY BURNED ALL OF SHANGHAI DOWN YOU STUPID FUCK
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yeri: sometimes i just want to be wrapped up in a tortilla like a little burrito
irene: i have no idea what you’re talking about but we have a blanket if you want me to roll you up?
yeri: yes please
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Taehyung: How did you find me????
Yoongi: I was merely lucky enough to hear you yelling about going to the seaside.
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Yeonjun: Just because you had ONE bad day at boy scout doesn't mean you have to ruin my whole experience!
Beomgyu: I fell down a cliff and was attacked by BEARS!!!
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incorrect-pentagon · 4 hours ago
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Hui: i love cheating if you don’t cheat what the hell is wrong with you
Hongseok: i love cheating if you don’t cheat what the hell is wrong with you
Hui: i forgot some people are in relationships. to clarify i love to violate academic integrity on exams
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Random guy: hey, can I get a date?
Sua: uh-
Siyeon: *brings out a baseball bat*
Sua: Siyeon!
Siyeon: it's okay babe, he's probably talking crazy cause he hit his head! I'm just gonna help him out!
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kpopincorrect-quotes · 6 hours ago
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Cashier: That’ll be eighteen dollars and ninety eight cents.
Haechan: I don’t have the money
Cashier: ...then I’m sorry but I can’t sell this to you
Haechan: [sneakily sliding the cashier a twenty dollar bill like it’s a bribe] how about now?
Cashier:
Mark, from the chip aisle: Donghyuck stop fucking with the Americans.
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mamamoo-gay · 7 hours ago
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Hwasa: Let's get one thing straight-
Moonbyul: I'm not.
Hwasa: Nobody here is.
Moonbyul: Facts.
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