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#incorrect kpop texts
incorrect-straykz · 4 months
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chan: So, what is jisung to you?
minho: The reason I wake up every morning.
chan: ...That’s adorable.
jisung earlier that morning, barging into minho′s room, smacking pans together: WAKE UP WAKE UP WAKE UP WAKE UP WAKE UP!!!
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one-shared-braincell · 6 months
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I.N: How do you deal with stress?
Minho: Well I don't go to therapy, but on Saturdays I smoke a lot of weed and give my cat some catnip, and we talk about life. It's basically the same thing.
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full-hd-sun · 5 months
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mingi, plucking flower petals: yunho loves me
mingi: he loves me not
mingi: he loves me
mingi, plucking the last petal: he loves me not
mingi: :c
yunho, rushing over with his arms full of more flowers: WHO SAID THAT IMMA FIGHT THEM
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incorrecthyunlix · 1 year
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hyunjin: goodnight, i love you baby
felix: i love you too jinnie
hyunjin:
felix:
hyunjin: we love you too jisung
jisung, sharing a room with them: thanks i was starting to feel a little left out
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@emilyonce
i found your post on pinterest!
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incorrectp1h · 1 year
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Soul: i'm sick and tired of being called a 'mortal' like, you don't know that. neither do i. i have never died even once! nothing has been proven yet. stop making assumptions. it's rude
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raccoonlord05 · 4 months
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Kevin: The alphabet is terrifying. A bee sea? No thanks we're good.
Jacob: I can’t even articulate how bad this joke is.
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bunnydayss · 8 months
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*SeungIn sharing a bed*
Jeongin: Minnie..
Seungmin: *grumbles* yeah?
Jeongin: I want ice cream.
Seungmin: *shifts to face him* Innie it’s 2 am…
Jeongin: I know… :((
Seungmin: *gets up and leaves the room*
Jeongin: *thinking* (Ah he’s probably using the bathroom).
—5 minutes later—
*Seungmin re-enters the bedroom fully clothed and with shoes on*
Seungmin: Well? Are you coming?
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minhosimthings · 19 days
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Jake: so we're dating now right?
Heeseung, choking on his tea: WHAT NO WHO TOLD YOU THAT
Jake: you called me honey and 'the incarnation of sunshine' today at breakfast
Heeseung: I call all my friends that!
Jay, teary eyed from the distance: YOU NEVER CALLED ME THAT, TRAITOR
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jelllyjae · 1 year
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Yeonjun: Rule 1; never let him see how much you care Rule 2-
Yeonjun: Beomgyu what are you doing?
Beomgyu*building a Lego castle*: it's for you hyung
Yeonjun: oh, that's so sweet. Do you need me to help you? I'd be more than happy to help. What about a snack? Do you want one??? Or I could just here and keep you company. Mhm?
Huening Kai: ONCE AGAIN NEVER TRUST A MAN
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bebestay · 2 months
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Hyunjin: What are you drinking?
Han: uh....*looks at bottle* peanut butter and jelly.
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incorrect-straykz · 4 months
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changbin: on a scale of one to ten, you're a nine because i'm the one you need.
hyunjin: I'm a ten.
changbin: it's a pick up lin-
hyunjin: I. am. a. ten.
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one-shared-braincell · 6 months
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Wooyoung: knock knock
Hongjoong: leave me alone
Wooyoung: leave me alone who?
Hongjoong: that's not how that- never mind
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full-hd-sun · 8 months
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hongjoon: your lips? i kiss that
seonghwa: your body? i hug that
mingi: my smile? you cause that
san: your heart? i want that
jongho: h-hotel? trivago
hongjoon:
seonghwa:
jongho:
san: whomst the fuck let the baby get out of bed????
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incorrecthyunlix · 2 years
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hyunjin: *carrying all the groceries*
felix: *reaches hand to help*
hyunjin: *aggressively moves all the bags to one hand to hold felix’s
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@littlewilby
i found your post on pinterest!
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