#incorrect lan wangji

[jubileesstuff]

Jiang Yanli: You believe me?

Wei Wuxian: Yanli, you’re the last good person on this planet. I‘d believe cartoon birds braided your hair this morning.

#incorrect mdzs #incorrect the untamed #incorrect the grandmaster of demonic cultivation #incorrect wei wuxian #incorrect lan wangji #incorrect mxtx #incorrect wangxian #jiang yanli #lan wangji #wei ying #jiang cheng

[twenty-orange-balloons]

Lan Jingyi: What are thoooose!? *pointing to the bags Lan Wangji was holding*

Lan Wangji, deadpan: They're my Crocs.

Lan Jingyi:

Lan Sizhui:

Jin Ling:

Ouyang Zizhen: Did he just–

Wei Wuxian: I TOLD YOU HE WAS FUNNY!

#mdzs #cql #incorrect cql #incorrect mdzs #modern mdzs #incorrect mdzs juniors #incorrect Lan Wangji #old meme I know but it made me laugh when I thought of it

[lovewanxian]

Lan Wangji: Why are there little handprints all over the walls?

Wei Wuxian, whispering: Why are there little handprints all over the walls?

A-Yuan, whispering: Because I have little hands.

Wei Wuxian to Lan Wangji: Because he has little hands.

#mdzs #the untamed #wangxian #wei wuxian #wei ying #lan wangji #lan zhan #lan sizhui #incorrect mdzs quotes #wen yuan

[achromaticbibliophile]

Hua Cheng: My husband can wear whatever he wants because people are scared of him.

Luo Binghe: My husband can wear whatever he wants because I can fight.

Lan Wangji: My husband can wear whatever he wants because he’s a hoe and I knew that before we got married.

#incorrect quotes #MXTX #svsss #mdzs #tgcf #hualian #bingqiu #wangxian #Hua Cheng #luo Binghe #Lan Wangji #am I wrong tho

[5-pounds-of-carrots]

i mean what else is there to do after one defeats the Xuanwu of Slaughter ?

#mxtx #mdzs #wangxian #wei wuxian #incorrect mdzs #lan wangji #definitely not the last time he’s gonna wait for his wife to wake up lol

[twistedappletree]

wei wuxian: *appears with a screeching murder of crows, creepy black tendrils sprouting out of his body, glowing red eyes and a corpse-summoning hell flute*

lan wangji: move in with me

#he’s literally me whenever I see a cute goth girl #they’re so lesbian coded honestly #LWJ always had that u-haul parked and ready #mdzs #the untamed #mo dao zu shi #mdzs crack #mdzs meme #mdzs shitposting #incorrect mdzs #incorrect quotes #wei wuxian #wei ying #lan wangji #lan zhan #hanguang jun #wangxian #yiling patriarch #yiling laozu #apple memes 🍎 #my favorite he/him lesbians ✨🦄 #disclaimer that this is a shitpost and is not meant to be accurate to canon in any way #but it IS accurate in my head

[nixster627]

Wei Wuxian: What's your type?

Lan Wangji: Kind, smart and also dumb, brave, a good fighter.

Wei Wuxian: That kinda sounds like me. Too bad I'm not a woman.

Lan Wangji: Did I mention dumb?

Wei Wuxian: Yes.

Lan Wangji: Good. Just making sure.

#after that he immediately recommmends mianmian to lwj #mdzs #grandmaster of demonic cultivation #the untamed #mo dao zu shi #cql #mxtx #incorrect quotes #incorrect mdzs #incorrect cql #wei wuxian #lan wangji #wangxian #source: tiktok

[wangxian-on-repeat]

Wei Wuxian: would you still think i’m hot if i was evil

Lan Wangji: if by “evil” you mean rebelling against the orthodoxy that was actually so incredibly attractive i almost threw up though i actively tried to ignore it at the time

Lan Wangji: your face is very red, what is wrong

#wei wuxian #wei ying #lan wangji #lan zhan #wangxian #mdzs #cql #the untamed #mdzs meme #cql meme #the untamed meme #incorrect mdzs #incorrect cql #incorrect the untamed #cringe fail insane husbands

[uncorrectintamed]

Lan Xichen: Just be casual. Try some light flirting.

Lan Wangji: Okay. I can do that.

[Later]

Wei Wuxian: Nice work! High Five!

Lan Wangji: [intertwines their fingers]

Wei Wuxian: Wh-

Lan Wangji: I'm in love with you.

#mdzs #the untamed #mo dao zu shi #wei wuxian #lan wangji #wangxian #lan xichen #incorrect quotes #right in front of my salad #900

[theineffableoystercatcher]

Wei Wuxian: I want to wake up with you every day for the rest of our lives Lan Wangji: I wake up at 5am Wei Wuxian: Wei Wuxian: I want to see you at some point every day for the rest of our lives

#mdzs #the untamed #wangxian #lan wangji #wei wuxian #incorrect mdzs #incorrect quotes #mdzs incorrect quotes #cql #incorrect cql

[wangxian-the-zhijis]

Lwj: *softly* ouch…

Wwx: What happened?!

Lwj: Nothing. I just nicked my finger while cleaning Bichen.

Wwx: Aw, here. *kisses his finger*

Lwj: What’s that for?

Wwx: Shijie does that to me! It’s supposed to make you feel better!

—Later—

Lwj: Brother, may I ask you to please punch me in the mouth?

Lxc: … Brother???

Jwy: Can I volunteer?

(Insp.)

#the untamed #cql #lan wangji #lan zhan #wei wuxian #wei ying #wangxian #mdzs #incorrect mdzs #incorrect mdzs quotes #incorrect quotes #lan xichen #lan huan #jiang cheng #jiang wanyin

[jubileesstuff]

Wei Wuxian: I failed my safety training course today.

Lan Wangji: Why, what happened?

Wei Wuxian: Well one of the questions was "In case of a fire, what steps would you take?"

Lan Wangji: And?

Wei Wuxian: Well apparently "FUCKING LARGE ONES" isn't an acceptable answer.

#mxtx #lan zhan #wei wuxian #mdzs #the untamed #wangxian #incorrect qoutes #incorrect mxtx #incorrect the untamed #incorrect mdzs #wei ying #incorrect wei Wuxian #incorrect lan wangji

[incorrectly-quoting-mxtx]

Lan Wangji: Jiang Wanyin, I’m asking permission to marry your brother.

Jiang Cheng: What is this, the dark ages? Since you asked, no you can’t. Beat me in a duel first.

#source: unknown #incorrect quotes #incorrect mdzs #mdzs #grandmaster of demonic cultivation #mo dao zu shi #wei wuxian #jiang cheng #lan Wangji #wangxian

[lovewanxian]

Lan Wangji: I can love a person and still admit when they're wrong. I love Wei Ying but can acknowledge his flaws (he has none) and can hold him accountable for his wrongdoings (he's never done anything wrong in his life) and call him out for his actions (which are always correct)

#mdzs #the untamed #wangxian #lan wangji #lan zhan #wei wuxian #wei ying #incorrect mdzs quotes

[kaleidoscopedrawsjpg]

And again! Bwahaha I can’t be stopped!

#mdzs #mo dao zu shi #grandmaster of demonic cultivation #the untamed #wei ying #wei wuxain #yiling laozu #lan wangji #lan zhan #hanguang jun #lan xichen #lan huan #twin jades of gusu #mdzs fanart #mdzs incorrect quotes #lilo and stitch #brainrot #theyre in love your honor #theyre gay your honor

[lucky-cat-13]

Lan Qiren: That's it! You're all grounded. *Pointing at each of them* Jin Zixuan, no servants for you. Wangji, no rabbits for you. Wei Wuxian, no Wangji for you.

Wei Wuxian: Aw, c'mon!

Lan Qiren: Nie Huaisang, no bird for you. And Jiang Cheng... is there anything you love?

Jiang Cheng: ... Revenge.

Lan Qiren: Then no vengeance for you.

Jiang Cheng: I was gonna say "I'll get you for this" but I guess that's off the table.

#the untamed #grandmaster of demonic cultivation #mdzs #mo dao zu shi #incorrect quotes #incorrectmdzs #incorrect mdzs #wei wuxian #nie huaisang #jiang cheng #jin zixuan #lan wangji #source: tiktok