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Therapist: You need to stop doing weird things. Going out might help.
Sal: Well, I went to the park today.
Therapist: There you go! I hope you got something from that.
Sal: *opens coat* this duck.
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incorrectlarryy · a year ago
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The Wanted: Welcome to the ‘Fuck Louis Tomlinson’ support group where everyone who’s been roasted by Louis gathers to say a collective ‘Fuck you!’ to Louis Tomlinson.
Naughty Boy: But before we begin, can we get a few words from our newest member?
Harry, noticeably sweating: So I may have misunderstood—
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mistadev · 2 years ago
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Sal, after attempting to teach Soda the alphabet: Okay Soda, time to show uncle Larry what you learned!
Soda, panicking: F, E, A, B, C, Z—
Larry, cheering: yes! A remix!
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sunlightrry · 2 years ago
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Louis: I have decided that I am, in fact, a snack. People are just not hungry.
Harry, under his breath: I'm starving.
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Larry: Hey, are you getting enough sleep?
Sal: Sometimes when I sneeze my eyes close.
Larry:
Sal: So yeah I’m good bro
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sallyface-incorrect · a year ago
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Sal: Can you guys just try to see from my perspective?
Ashley: *Kneels down*
Larry: *Gets on knees*
Sal:
Sal: I hate all of you
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incorrect-larry · 2 years ago
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louis: This date is boring.
harry: This isn’t a date; I said I was going to the store.
louis: Then why did you invite me?
harry: I specifically said “don’t come with me” and you said “Fuck you, Styles, I do whatever I want” and followed me here.
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Larry: I will put my 'A' down to make 'A'
Ash: I will add to your 'A' to make 'AT'
Sal: I will add to your 'AT' to make 'RAT'
Todd: I will add to your 'RAT' to make 'BIOSTRATIGRAPHIC'
Larry: *flips the board*
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mistadev · 2 years ago
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Sal: I’ve never had a real friend before.
Larry: I can be your friend!
Sal:
Sal: I’ve also never had a boyfriend before-
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salfishers · 2 years ago
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Travis, meeting the gang coincidentally at Walmart: What a small world!
Larry: And yet, I never run into Beyoncé.
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mullingar · 2 years ago
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Harry: What did I ask you to do?
Louis: Not to crack dirty jokes.
Harry: And what did you do?
Louis: Called everyone over.
Harry:
Louis:
Harry:
Louis: And cracked dirty jokes.
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