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athenamgh · 3 months
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#IV
Professor: How drunk were you last night?
Y/n: Well, I still have my pants on, so not that drunk?
Lisbon: You do realize that those aren't your pants..
*Alicia enters the room*
Lisbon *points to her*: That's your pants.
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natures-marvel · 6 months
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Martín, after a minor argument with Andrés : I can't believe I lost my husband to Helmer's Myopathy
Andrés, yelling from the kitchen : STOP TELLING PEOPLE I AM DEAD!
Martín : Its like I can still hear his ghost call out to me
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acealpaca · 4 months
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Damian: "You never listen to my advice."
Berlin: "I prefer to learn from my own mistakes, thank you very much."
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casadepalermo · 2 years
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Incorrect LCDP Scenes
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novacomics · 4 years
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lcdp be like:
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i-dont-get-cold · 4 years
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A short talk with my dad as Denver and the professor:
Denver: Do you think spraying bug spray on my bug bites will stop them from itching?
The Professor: ....no.
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alfredo-kesmann · 2 years
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Behold: incorrect Berlermo part 4(?)! Please notice: this is the NSFW version!! (Another sfw set of quotes will be posted soon though, so if you don’t like the nsfw, don’t worry!).
Also: considering how Tumblr decided to crop some images strangely, please click on the images so you can see the full quotes😊
Once again the source of these is this site:
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incorrectravka · 2 years
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Ivan, about Alina: she's with you because she has Stockholm syndrome!
Aleksander: it's alright, whatever she has I'm sure we'll be able to face it together.
Ivan: no you idiot, it means she doesn't really love you and she's only with you because she's your hostage!
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genderfluidcrowley · 3 years
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Tokyo: I’m cold
Rio: here, have my jacket
Palermo: I’m cold too
Berlin: want me to set you on fire?
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John: Uh… Should I be concerned?
Sherlock (dragging a body bag up the stairs): Nope.
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acealpaca · 10 months
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*Andres, Martin and Sergio are sitting on a bench*
Raquel: Guys, why do you look so sad?
Andres: Sit with us so we can tell you.
*Raquel sits down*
Sergio: the bench is fresly painted.
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casadepalermo · 2 years
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Tokyo: Palermo come get your girlfriend
Berlin: who you calling girlfriend
Tokyo: fine, Palermo come get your boyfriend
Berlin: who you calling—
Palermo: he prefers the term BI friend
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justhereforberlermo · 4 years
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[Andrés turns out to be alive and joins the gang in the Bank of Spain.]
Andrés: *expects Martín to come running up to him and take him in his arms*
Martín: I’m with Helsinki now.
Andrés: Does he make you laugh?
Martín: He doesn’t make me cry.
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corvidcantina · 4 years
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Berlín *drawing with two hands as he chatters on*: and anyway I'm ambidextrous and that's-
Denver: oh, that's cool man, love who you love!
Berlín: ?????????????????
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El Profesor: First rule, no personal relationships.
Also El Profesor: is literally in love with another one of them and also brothers with one of them.
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