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Jinx: Miss me with that ‘weapon accuracy’ shit. I’m shooting everything. I’m laying down cover fire. I’m shooting the walls. I’m shooting my teammates. I’m shooting myself. My accuracy is 100%, Y’all just don’t know what I’m aiming at.
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madmanwonder · 1 year
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Jinx: And that’s how I meet my Jauney~ *Hugging a tied up unamused Jaune Arc*
Harley: You are making mama so proud right now *Wipe a sole tear from her eye*
Jaune:…help…
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vi-vanders-prodigy · 2 years
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Caitlyn: *working hard, going over case notes*
Vi: *upside down in a chair* Do you think stars have feelings?
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knightofarcane · 2 years
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Caitlyn narrating: This is Jinx. Jinx loves her personal space. Caitlyn still narrating: This is Vi and Lux. They also love Jinx's personal space.
(source: saw online)
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vanidrabbles · 11 months
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Star Guardian Jinx: "Great! The gang's all here! Now we can die together!"
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charxthekoopaking · 10 months
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Heads up this is after Vander becomes warwick when warwick is mentioned
Warwick: I haven't seen Vi and Jinx for fifteen minutes now.
*Outside a nearby window, a car without a driver inside is seen rolling down a driveway, with Vi and Jinx running after it in a panic. Warwick doesn't look outside at all.*
Warwick: That probably means they're getting into trouble.
Warwick: I hope you have an explanation for this.
Vi: We have three actually-
Jinx: Pick your favorite.
Vi, to Powder: If you see Mylo, give him this message *makes a neutral face*
Vi: He'll know what it means.
*later*
Powder: oh, and Vi said to give you a message.
Powder: *makes a neutral face*
Mylo: Oh no. The neutral face of displeasure.
Warwick: Is anyone going to tell me what's going on in here?!
Vi: It's kind of complicated, but Jinx-
Warwick: Got it. Forget I asked.
Jayce: Regular soda is too sweet!
Vi: Diet soda has a weird after taste!
Jayce: No! Ugh, oh my god. Diet soda is THE BEST! It doesn't have sugar! It's SPICY!
Vi: It has other weird stuff in it! I'll take REGULAR sugar in my REGULAR soda!
Jayce: It's SO SWEET like it's a dessert though! Diet feels more like a drink!
Vi: I'm going to physically attack you.
Jayce: Which is better, Caitlyn?
Caitlyn: Oh, I usually drink water!
Vi: Wha- NO!
Jayce: DISGUSTING!
Jinx: Onion rings are vegetable donuts.
Ekko, used to Jinx being dumb: Sure...
Jinx: Your stomach thinks all potatoes are mashed.
Ekko: Okay?
Jinx: Lasagna is spaghetti flavored cake.
Ekko:
Jinx: Lobsters are mermaid scorpio-
Ekko: Jesus, that one is a little-
Seraphine, interested: No, no, Jinx, keep going.
Caitlyn: Self care is stuff like taking a bubble bath or putting on a lot of make up if you like that, or taking a nice warm nap and stuff like that basically.
Vi: Self care is the burning heat when rage washes over you. self care is when you feel the bones crack under your powerful fists. self care is the fear in your enemies eyes.
Jinx: Self care is stealing someones birthday cake just to eat the frosting.
Vi: If you touch my birthday cake I’ll make you eat your hands.
Ekko: Ooh, somebody has a crush
Jinx: Pfft, I don’t have a crush on Seraphine I just think she's cool, it’s not like I stay up at night thinking about her.
*Later that night*
Jinx, very much awake: Uh oh.
Jinx, watching power lines fall down: Vi, Warwick! The town is exploding and it's very pretty!
Vi: What would Warwick think?
Jinx: Ok, that’s an interesting thought, but hear me out: what if… we ran an experiment where we spent the rest of our lives finding out what happened if we never told him?
Silco: Okay, what does A stand for?
Jinx: Arson.
Silco: Aw, you're so good. Okay! B! What does B stand for?
Jinx: Barson.
Sevika: *laughter*
Silco: What stands for C?
Jinx: Commit arson.
Sevika: Oooo.
Silco: D!
Jinx: Don't come near me, I'm going to commit arson.
Sevika: *more laughter*
Vi: Caitlyn won’t come out of her room!
Jayce: Just tell her I said something.
Vi: Like what?
Jayce: Anything factually incorrect.
Vi, shrugging: If you say so.
Caitlyn, arriving moments later: Did you just say the sun is a PLANET?
Jinx: I got us matching friendship bracelets, and you say I don't care about our relationship.
Ekko: These are handcuffs.
Jinx: Yeah, 'cause we're partners in crime!
Jinx: Hey, wanna help me commit arson?
Seraphine: What the hell!?
Jinx: Oh, sorry, my bad.
Jinx, whispering: Wanna help me commit arson?
Seraphine, whispering: Of course. What do you need?
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madweather · 2 years
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Lux:what are you drinking?
Jinx: the blood of my enemies
Lux:(takes sip) sweetie, why does that blood taste like fruit Punch
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gotta-be-yellow · 2 years
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Twice: I can't do it I'm too shy, you ask her.
Also Twice: No way man you do it.
Twice *giggles*: Gimme your money this is a robbery.
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jadetea-writing · 2 years
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Jinx: I do not love you. I am not sure that I can. We brought out the worst in each other, Flashlight. We enabled each other to drop deeper into the pit from which our worst sins crawled out.
Lux: And we cuddled the bottom
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jittterbug5768 · 2 years
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Sevika: Remeber when you didn’t try to solve all your problems with attempted murder?
Silco: Stop romanticizing the past.
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therealmofamorus · 2 years
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“You! You smell like a bitch in heat.”
Warwick, the Uncaged Wrath of Zaun to Ahri, the Nine-Tailed Fox
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Jinx: Keep it up, smart mouth. I’m always going to be taller than you once you’re lying unconscious on the ground.
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eveplaysleague · 2 years
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Yone: why does Ahri call you babygirl
Yasuo: how about we stop talking for a little while
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vi-vanders-prodigy · 2 years
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Caitlyn: Why don't you take off that armor and slip into something more..... comfortable?
Vi: I am most comfortable when I am impervious to most forms of physical attack
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knightofarcane · 2 years
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Ezreal (talking about Jinx and Lux): Ahhh, they’re best buds now and now everything going to be alright
Caitlyn: No, they’re going to terrorize the entire world
(explosions, screams, and two sets of maniacal laughter can be heard off in the distance)
Ezreal: Yeah, we did a bad thing
(source: Total Dramarama) 
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vanidrabbles · 2 years
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