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#incorrect league of villains quotes
mha-quotes-and-such · 3 months
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Dabi: What part of my face is it that says talk to me? Twice: Uhh... Dabi: None. Absolutely none. Do not talk to me Twice: Twice: So anyway I was thinking-
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primuswarrior · 1 year
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Everyone: *trying to hold down a sick Shigaraki while Kurogiri tries to shove a spoon full of medicine in his mouth*
Spinner: How can he be so sick but still so strong?!
Twice: Like the economy!
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gotta-be-yellow · 1 year
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LoV: We have one of your children.
Eraserhead: *sighs* ... which one I have 20.
LoV: The loud, annoying, rowdy kid who never shuts up.
Eraserhead: *sighs aggressively* which one I have 20
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incorrectbatfam · 7 months
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[after Jason returns from the League of Assassins]
Damian: Did you lose your job because of me?
Jason: Nah, the manager’s a vampire and he wanted me to join his legion of the undead.
Damian, quietly: I knew it.
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The Batkids: *all sitting on the floor huddled around a phone*
Bruce, walking up: What are you guys doing?
Tim: We're playing a new game. Its like truth or dare, except it is only dare, and all the dares are decided by a random word generator set for verbs, if we need more context we can randomly generate a noun too. Here, Steph is next, watch.
Steph: *clicks the generate a word button* 'appreciate'? *Clicks for a noun* 'Scene'? Am I supposed to go to a play? Look at the top of a mountain?
Damian: you have to get to the top of the hill, adequately appreciate the scene, and get back before your next turn, otherwise you are out
Steph: *gets up and runs out of the house*
Jason: My turn *presses the randomly generate a word button* Request *presses to randomly select a noun* cookies. Fuck yes! Alfred!
Cass, soaking wet, signing: not fair
Bruce: hey, I saw Dick's car out front, where is he?
Duke: he got 'vanish'
Tim: Still better than that time Jason got 'die'
Damian: me next, 'read'
Jason, walking in with a plate full of cookies: you gotta read and finish Pride and Prejudice before your next turn.
Damian: That's impossible! Without Dick that is only 5 people before me.
Tim: Impossible if you sit here complaining. Better hop to it.
Damian: *running to the library*
Duke, stealing a cookie: you wanna try, Bruce?
Bruce: maybe just once *clicks the button* 'grin'
Tim: Batman has to smile for an entire day fighting bad guys and dealing with the Justice League
Bruce: I don't like this game
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poppy5991 · 6 months
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silversynaesthesia · 2 months
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homos-in-training · 1 year
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Incorrect MHA-50 (L.O.VxReader)
Shigaraki: [finds out Y/n infiltrated the league] You played me like a fiddle
Y/n: Oh, no Shiggy fiddles are actually hard to play
Y/n: I played you like the cheap kazoo you are
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Dabi, eating breakfast : Oh, hello again. We really need to stop meeting like this.
Hawks, who walked out of his bedroom in his house into his kitchen : Maybe we would, if you would STOP BREAKING INTO MY FUCKING HOUSE
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Tomura: I came into this world screaming and covered in someone else's blood, and I'm not afraid to go out the same way!!
Dabi: dude, it's just monopoly, fucking chill
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jayburdxx · 3 months
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LOV incorrect quotes
shigaraki: you.. you said i could trust you!!
shigaraki: you said you were a GAMER!!!
spinner: shigaraki... i only play mobile games.
shigaraki: NOOOOO!!!!
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toga: if dabi and i were drowning, who would you save?
shigaraki: you two can't swim?
toga: it's a hypothetical question! who would you save?
shigaraki: my time and effort.
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toga, shooing dabi away: can you go be depressed over there? you're bumming out my whole area.
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dabi, season 6: i'm hot, i'm tall, i'm gay, and i'm in my theatre kid arc
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toga, at starbucks: can i get a venti vanilla latte with seven expresso shots?
dabi, standing behind her: jesus christ, just do cocaine.
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shigaraki, high: the best part of an oreo is the cookie, not the frosting. deal with it.
dabi, also high: darkness without light is an abyss. light without darkness is blinding. you cannot have a coin with one side.
spinner: yo socrates, it's a fucking cookie
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toga: ow!
shigaraki: what's wrong?
toga: i have this weird pain right above my eyebrow.
shigaraki: it's called a stress headache. i got my first one when i was four.
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mha-quotes-and-such · 5 months
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Kurogiri: Do you two ever have a civilized conversation that doesn't require insulting each other every time you get a chance? Dabi and Shigaraki, simultaneously: No Dabi: Dont answer for me crusty hands! Shigaraki: Dont cut me off then, you burnt chicken nugget! Kurogiri: I thought so
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primuswarrior · 1 year
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The League: *all incredibly exhausted and injured after a battle*
All For One: And so you must climb to the top, taking control so that no one shall ever oppose you or your--!
Kurogiri: Sensei, could you please just shut the [BLEEP] up? I can't stand listening to any more of this [BLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP!] for one more second.
Everyone: *all staring, jaws dropped*
Kurogiri: ...
Kurogiri: Why is everyone staring at me? Did something just happen?
Kurogiri: ...I think I blacked out.
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corujalesbica · 3 months
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Everyone going on in the manga about Dabi being a criminal can shut up right now. BUt he cOmMittEd mUrdEr- He's the eldest daughter, he has a right to manslaughter.
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writersmorgue · 4 months
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Thanks anon!!!
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lemony-7 · 10 months
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LOV INCORRECT QUOTES
Dabi, kicking down the door: Wassup, sluts? Guess who just got out of jail!
Shigaraki: Sluts?
Twice: Jail?!
Toga, waving aggressively: Hiya, Dabi!!
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